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About the Author

Author Robert Randolph was born and raised in Ingelwood, California. A product of a studio family, I thought it was normal to grow up and be around movie stars in LA, or at my local spas. What's not normal is to do it and then write a book about it. I'm breaking the secret code. I'm writing about the stars that have shared deep secrets with me. I am no longer in the secret spa circle, but I am confident that after you read my story, you'll understand my reasoning and motivation behind my book, "You'll Never Spa In This Town Again."
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 226 pages
  • Publisher: Bluff Place Publishing (February 18, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0615451926
  • ISBN-13: 978-0615451923
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.5 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.5 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (86 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,223,947 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I am still not 100% sure why I bought this book. I think it was the pain medications from my knee surgery. Regardless, I ended up with the Kindle version, and not wanting to waste the money that I spent, I forced myself to read the text in its entirety. Boy, was that an experience.

Whether you choose to believe the details that the author presents or not, you will be painfully aware of the author's lack of writing experience. The chapters are (mercifully) short and the writing is juvenile, at best. The point of the book is to "out" John Travolta, a star who has been questioned by many over the years as to his true sexual inclinations. Personally, I could care less who he truly prefers; a person's sex life is personal. That being said, the author justifies his tale by stating that Mr. Travolta cavorted publicly in various Los Angeles spas. He uses the dalliances of Mr. Travolta in the eyes of the numerous spa clientele as background for his admitted obsession with the actor. As time passes, however, he comes to realize just how shallow and sex-obsessed Mr. Travolta is, even going as far as saying the actor was behind his near-death beating at the hands of a coked-out spa patron. Needless to say, this book is chock full of details about these spas, and if you are able to make it to the end, you will have a lot to mull over.

The problem with the book is the horrible narrative. The author admits early on that he wanted to become John Travolta's boyfriend, so he joined a spa. While there, one of the masseuses put him on a rigid plan to get into shape so that he would be the perfect catch for Mr. Travolta.
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This has to be the worse written book, save your money. There may have been some truth to the story about spa hookups and double lives of men, but the author appear to be a of stalker of John Travolta.
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Like other reviewers, I'm a bit embarrassed to admit I even thought about buying this book.

Having first hand experience with the whole Travolta-sauna thing, I was interested to read more details confirm the truth. No big deal or surprise.

The author comes off like a complete deviant - outlining his early obsession with losing weight and getting his teeth fixed in order to appeal to Travolta - who an insider at the spa said "he'll love you" - intimating he was gifted in other areas - gah-ross. Who writes like that. Has anyone googled a pic of the author???? What's wrong with his picture.

I love the bit about his check for membership not clearing. Anyone with money doesn't have to wait a certain number of days for a check to be cashed???

I don't feel bad for Travolta, but do think that, at this point, Travolta will end up being a "big" Hollywood punchline, rather than a revered actor.

Anything you want to learn about Travolta's exploits can be gathered in reading the description of this book on the product page - complete garbage, and poorly written. Author tries to fill a book with nonsense about his friendships with staff members - some chapters 2 pages long???? So stupid.

Save your money and don't validate this freak's existence.
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I, like many others who have reviewed this book, admit to purchasing it to find out some gossip. I sincerely regret giving in to my curiosity.

I am not even 60 pages into reading this book and honestly don't know if I can finish it. As many have stated, the book is atrociously written. I cannot even begin to count the number of times that the name "John Travolta" is repeated on the under 60 pages that I have read. I'm not talking about "John" or "Travolta"...I'm talking about "John Travolta." The author repeats this name over..and over..and over again, as if we are going to forget (impossible) who he is talking about. And I kid you not when I say that many times he follows the name with "movie star." Yes, "John Travolta, movie star."

I am also concerned with the mental health issue of the author. He is clearly an obsessed stalker, and the object of his affection should in all sincerity have a restraining order against him, if he hasn't already. The author admits to spending years, and thousands of dollars, trying to meet John Travolta, movie star. He goes so far as to admit to using people who worked for the spa, after earning their trust and then breaking it. He comes across as a conniving, immature, backstabbing, betraying, selfish brat who will stop at nothing to become John Travolta, movie star's "boyfriend."

The hypocrisy is also astounding. The author talks about how "disgusted" he was at some of the sights he witnessed at the spa, the sexual promiscuity that went on, the casual attitudes, etc...yet he admits to spending YEARS going to this spa....clearly he isn't as disturbed as he claims he was by the things he saw and heard. Very hypocritical and contradicting...he even states in one section, in reference to Vladmir's appendage, "Nobody's d!
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By M. CICIO on December 15, 2012
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Well, sorry I purchased this.. I did want to know about John Travolta but it was over the top, talking about the bath houses and his dalliances there. I wanted more of the story, less of John and his let's say, preoccupation. Would NOT recommend this.
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