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Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark Hardcover – September 21, 2021
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The woman behind the icon known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the undisputed Queen of Halloween, reveals her full story filled with intimate bombshells—told by the bombshell herself.
On Good Friday in 1953, at only 18 months old, 25 miles from the nearest hospital in Manhattan, Kansas, Cassandra Peterson reached for a pot on the stove and doused herself in boiling water. Third-degree burns covered 35% of her body, and the prognosis wasn't good. But she survived. Burned and scarred, the impact stayed with her and became an obstacle she was determined to overcome. Feeling like a misfit led to her love of horror. While her sisters played with Barbie dolls, Cassandra built model kits of Frankenstein and Dracula, and idolized Vincent Price.
Due to a complicated relationship with her mother, Cassandra left home at 14, and by age 17 she was performing at the famed Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas. Run-ins with the likes of Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., and Tom Jones helped her grow up fast. Then a chance encounter with her idol Elvis Presley, changed the course of her life forever, and led her to Europe where she worked in film and traveled Italy as lead singer of an Italian pop band. She eventually made her way to Los Angeles, where she joined the famed comedy improv group, The Groundlings, and worked alongside Phil Hartman and Paul "Pee-wee" Reubens, honing her comedic skills.
Nearing age 30, a struggling actress considered past her prime, she auditioned at local LA channel KHJ as hostess for the late night vintage horror movies. Cassandra improvised, made the role her own, and got the job on the spot. Yours Cruelly, Elvira is an unforgettably wild memoir. Cassandra doesn't shy away from revealing exactly who she is and how she overcame seemingly insurmountable odds. Always original and sometimes outrageous, her story is loaded with twists, travails, revelry, and downright shocking experiences. It is the candid, often funny, and sometimes heart-breaking tale of a Midwest farm girl's long strange trip to become the world's sexiest, sassiest Halloween icon.
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- Print length304 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherHachette Books
- Publication dateSeptember 21, 2021
- Dimensions6.35 x 1.35 x 9.3 inches
- ISBN-100274800845
- ISBN-13978-0274800841
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“Friggin’ hilarious! Juicy stories and outrageous revelations!”―RuPaul
“A wicked page turner filled with hilarity and heartbreak—a life full of crazy stories and insane revelations, told as only Cassandra Peterson could tell it.”―Rob Zombie
"This is the behind-the-wig story we've all been waiting for! It's inspiring, at times harrowing, and consistently hilarious. Be warned though, it's a real 'booby trap' because once you've picked it up you cannot put it down!"―Peaches Christ
“A hauntingly beautiful memoir of one of the most iconic figures of the macabre. Just when I thought I couldn’t fall in love with Elvira any more, this book took my admiration to a whole other level.”―Kat Von D
“I knew Cassandra had a colorful and exciting life, but I didn¹t realize what a talented writer she’d become. Her book is beautiful—funny, poignant, outrageous, and full of surprises. Exactly like her. I’m happy I can genuinely recommend it and hope I’ll get to play myself when it becomes a blockbuster movie.”―Paul Reubens AKA Pee-wee Herman
“Elvira the character is a tantalizing gothic pop icon, a living Halloween costume, a kitschy, clever, comely chanteuse with brains. But Cassandra, the multi-talented woman inside that character, has lived an incredible life full of experiences that make most people's best days sound like dime-store humdrum.”―Jack White
“Elvira/Cassandra is a glamour ghoul after my own black heart—and a virtuoso tassel-twirler. I value her beauty advice. But most of all, I treasure her showbiz tales—louche, lusty, and sometimes so ludicrous they have to be real! Here they are, and more, delivered with that scintillating wit that makes her a bona fide legend. I savored every single page.”―Dita Von Teese
“Prepare yourself to enter a rocky, rollicking life, loaded with unexpected twists, turns, and stunning surprises. The Groupie stories alone will leave you jawdropped. Turn off your phones and computers, get to know Cassandra, and settle in for a delicious, un-put-downable read.”―Pamela Des Barres
"For chilly nights, stay at home and read Yours Cruelly, Elvira, the dishy new memoir from Elvira (a.k.a. Cassandra Peterson), the longtime horror movie hostess and entrepreneur."―New York Times
"Cassandra Peterson reveals how she became the Mistress of the Dark, and her tale is far more complex than one might expect….Through it all, Peterson maintains the dry sense of humor beloved by viewers since her Movie Macabre days, showing off her affection for corny puns even when she’s recalling painful memories. Her book is a must-read for anyone interested in 1970s Hollywood, horror movies, or just Elvira herself—a pop culture icon of the highest order." ―BUST Magazine
“Yours Cruelly, Elvira is packed with insider details and a few shocking surprises which no one saw coming, except folks closest to her plunging neckline….Peterson's memoir is written in much the same style as her persona and delivers her mildly sardonic yet warmly funny lines easily, but it's not all jokes and sarcasm. There's an honesty that satisfyingly saturates these chapters. Fans will savor personal stories about her rocky upbringing, her determination to make it in Hollywood, and, most touchingly, her deep shock and sadness at losing several close friends to the burgeoning AIDS epidemic while attempting to remain focused on her career. There are a few zingers Peterson elaborates on which will undoubtedly surprise even hardcore fans of this dark enchantress.”―Bay Area Reporter
"If you've ever wondered if there are 1000 fascinating stories behind the iconic character, the answer is yes....The book is full of a million ways she became that way."―NPR’s “Bullseye”
“The writing in the memoir is deeply personal and heartfelt, detailing Peterson’s relationships with her parents, her siblings and her partners throughout the years. Seemingly she doesn’t hold back on details, allowing the audience to appreciate a life lived, with many lessons learned along the way….Ostensibly Yours Cruelly, Elvira is a book for horror fans and lovers of this character, and no doubt if a devotee remembers tuning in on Saturday nights to see Elvira introduce the horror flick of the week, there’s a lot of nostalgia within these pages. However, Peterson is after something more profound and revelatory than mere nostalgia. Her stories are meant to teach lessons, bear witness and show just how wild a life’s journey can be from the farms of Kansas to the top of the media world….This is not Elvira’s book, it’s Peterson’s, and that’s a good thing."―Hollywood Soapbox
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- ASIN : 0306874350
- Publisher : Hachette Books (September 21, 2021)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 304 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0274800845
- ISBN-13 : 978-0274800841
- Item Weight : 1.28 pounds
- Dimensions : 6.35 x 1.35 x 9.3 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #81,833 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #13 in Horror Movies
- #142 in Television Performer Biographies
- #3,139 in Memoirs (Books)
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By the time Cassandra was 14, she was a wild child. And even while still in high school, she was dancing at “gentlemen” clubs. Clearly the adults in her life weren’t acting as responsible adults.
Regardless, that experience (and, let’s face it, her breasts) got Cassandra a job as a showgirl in Las Vegas. So a heady time for her, meeting many famous people. Also getting some good show business advice (such as taking singing lessons) that wound up aiding her throughout her career. Basically, a formative time in her life with a slew of people, temptations and experiences.
Cassandra realized you can’t be a Las Vegas showgirl forever, so she struck out for Los Angeles; but ultimately she spent much of her 20’s in a long series of singing and dancing gigs around the USA (and, to a lesser extent, Europe). To me, it was a vagabond lifestyle. And, with her 30’s approaching, she knew it was a lifestyle she could not continue living.
Of course, getting the role of Elvira was Cassandra’s golden ticket to success. It was a role she embraced, and so became a role that defined the rest of her professional career. Elvira was a role Cassandra did not escape – nor did she seem to want to.
But it’s hard to sustain such a role for decades. And, with the public’s waning interest, further Elvira projects meant having to create your own projects and investing your own money to produce those projects – and thus taking huge financial risks. And ultimately, retiring Elvira meant retirement for Cassandra.
Bottom line: A book liberally sprinkled with humor, but basically infused with the whole gamut of emotions: joy and sadness, love and loss, friendship and disappointment, good fortune and stress.
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This is my first factual audiobook of this type I have bought and wasn'[t too sure what to expect. Well I found this very fascinating and very funny throughout and it works with the writer reading her own book and it sounds more like her talking to you personally rather than reading from a script.

I was massively disappointed with the fact that I originally ordered it on 24th Sept and it eventually arrived on 6th Dec.
I did receive a few notifications of the delay but no reason why.
Had I know before I ordered that it would have taken that long to receive it, I'd have gone into a bookshop and purchased.

