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The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy's Secret Werewolf Babies by [Somers, Sydney, Davies, Kate, Forte, PG, Bell, Juniper, Benjamin, Meg, Kade, Skylar, Nicholas, Erin, Holley, Kinsey, Jamieson, Kelly]
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  • File Size: 231 KB
  • Print Length: 99 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Nine Naughty Novelists (May 27, 2011)
  • Publication Date: May 27, 2011
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005347N30
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With such a crazy title as, The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy's Secret Werewolf Babies, I wasn't sure how I was supposed to take the book seriously. Well, you aren't supposed to! The authors actually have a warning in the book letting the reader know it's a parody and not to be taken too seriously. Once I read that, I decided to just sit back and enjoy. I'm glad I did. I was already laughing before I got through the first paragraph. With character names like Rock Fangsworthy, Buffi Van Pelt, Billy Bob Bobson, and Chastity Feelsgood you just know you're in for a wild story.
Even with the hilarious names, and the fact each chapter was written by a different author, the story wasn't all fluff. The entire book flowed well from author to author and never went beyond a level of silliness that made it painful to read. Rock and Buffi's storyline had depth and even being presented in a comedic way kept me reading to make sure they got their HEA.

If you're looking for a good story to lighten your mood and make you laugh out loud, then you need to pick up The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy's Secret Werewolf Babies! You'll love the way these characters interact with each other. Who wouldn't want to be serenaded with KISS' "I Wanna Rock N Roll All Night" by a drunk, sexy vampire named Rock Fangsworthy?
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--AND maybe a few margaritas!!

This is a novella of non-epic proportions where basically all the authors took a turn at writing a chapter in the lives of our H/h. I'm pretty sure they hit most of the major cliches of romance writing--the strong/steely/flinty alpha male, the feisty/rebellious/tough/ heroine who finds the hero physically irresistible despite her 'never' falling for him again resolution, the millionaire nay billionaire nay ZILLIONAIRE (from what source of income it's not clear as he's never at the office) cowboy tycoon his awesome horse (Monk??!!), the BIG misunderstanding play, the secret baby (-ies in this case), the conniving unnaturally buxom female (Chastity Feelsgood--seriously), and of course Paranormal Elements. Oh, and the 'slayer' who adds the I-am-the-ninja-sneaking-around-paramilitary element as well.

Needless to say, this is a tad tongue-in-cheek. Any longer and it would have been too much, but at the 1300 or so Kindle locations (I'm pretty sure this is an e-only title) it was perfect for a very silly read.

BUT, you have to have a bit of a sense of humor as it pretty much pokes fun at many stereotypical romance book themes. I mean, they are themes because when done well they can be pretty entertaining (though I never do quite get the whole secret baby thing), however when overdone they are often ridiculous. The only thing missing was the Oil Sheik of Love. And it wasn't a regency, but you can only do so much. At least there was a Mini Cooper involved. Oh, and sooo many funny names for the important bits of anatomy. Seriously funny.

I laughed my tushy off while reading this, unfortunately I was at the gym while finishing it off so I got a few weird looks (yes I read my Kindle while on the exercise bike).

Highly recommended!

JTG
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This book was cheesy and corny but..........LAUGH OUT LOUD hilarious. Madcap humor at its best! For anyone who thought this book might have been stupid, the title alone should have provided some indication that you were not going to get a life-altering story; it promised humor, plain and simple. And with characters like Chastity Feelsgood, Rock Fangsworthy, Buffi Van Pelt, and Billy Bob Bobson, you knew you were in for a wild ride. And the fact that Rock, a vampire, was hemophobic (afraid of blood) was hooting hilarious since he would practically faint at the sight of blood.

I like how there was a seamless integration of chapters written by nine different authors. And when I say seamless, that's exactly what I mean. At no time did the feel or pace of the story change with the author change. It felt as if I was reading a book authored by one person and only the author names after the chapter numbers proved otherwise.

Very well done!
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Ok, this was a hoot! What a fun project-- having nine uber-talented novelists lay down chapters of over-the-top naughty delights? I was guffawing my ass off reading this, and will definitely recommend it for out-loud reading during our polybifemme slumber parties. Just one of the many hilarious gems:

"But how could she do that to her babies' daddy, the man whose love-pole had vaulted her into motherhood? The man whose seed had sprouted within her, bearing such beautiful furry fruit?"

Kudos to the Nine. This book made my week and was a welcome break from the usual smarmy paranormal romance that I'm addicted to, and grudgingly love.
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I've heard that laughter is the best medicine... If that's true, I'm officially as healthy as the horse Rock Fangsworthy rode in on. I laughed constantly & loved every ridiculous moment of this absurd book!

It feels good when a book exceeds your expectations!
This book is written by a collective of authors known as the Nine Naughty Novelists, the authors took turns writing full chapters and I can only imagine how much fun it must have been for them to pass their work around to each other... I'd like to take a moment to share the Warning listed at the front of the book:

"Warning: The book you are about to read is a parody. Any resemblance to serious literature is accidental, unintended and should have been excised by the authors prior to this point. Readers who attempt to find a deeper meaning within these pages put themselves at risk of developing Brain Cloud, Brain Fever or, at the very least, serious confusion and existential despair. Read responsibly. Prepare to laugh."

This is like the book equivalent of a cheesy B-Movie. I got the distinct impression that the authors were deliberately attempting to pack every paranormal romance cliché into 116 pages. Mission accomplished!

All of the characters in this book are over-the-top caricatures of the folks we typically meet in Paranormal Romances, and they're perfectly crafted in their silliness and interactions. The sex in this book was equally lampooned, the authors took the time to carefully spoof the sexytimes we've come to love with awkwardness and absurd sexual euphemisms.

Yes, I loved every single stupid moment of this book, and I even gave it FIVE STARS which is rare for me... Read it. Love it. Tell me all about it!
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