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Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains Paperback – July 14, 2008
Blood is really warm,
like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.
Poetry is dead. "Zombie Haiku" is the touching story of a zombie's gradual decay told through the intimate poetry of haiku. From infection to demise, readers will accompany the narrator through deserted streets and barracaded doors for every eye-popping, gut-wrenching, flesh-eating moment. The book is illustrated with over 50 photos from the zombie's point of view and designed with extra blood, pus, gore, and guts!
Biting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty.
- Print length160 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherHOW Books
- Publication dateJuly 14, 2008
- Dimensions5 x 0.4 x 7 inches
- ISBN-101600610706
- ISBN-13978-1600610707
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"Ryan Mecum obviously knows his zombie films well, and his book tells a gory, violent story that will warm the veins of Romero fans." -- Rue Morgue Magazine
About the Author
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- Publisher : HOW Books (July 14, 2008)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 160 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1600610706
- ISBN-13 : 978-1600610707
- Item Weight : 8 ounces
- Dimensions : 5 x 0.4 x 7 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,074,946 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #378 in Limericks & Humorous Verse
- #2,713 in Love, Sex & Marriage Humor
- #8,151 in Fiction Satire
- Customer Reviews:
About the author

Ryan Mecum (www.ryanmecum.com) is the author of the adorably disgusting Horror Haiku series that includes Zombie Haiku, Vampire Haiku, Werewolf Haiku, and Dawn Of Zombie Haiku. He can be found on Twitter at @MecumHaiku. He lives in Cincinnati, OH, and is constantly thinking in a 5-7-5 haiku syllable structure.
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Customers find the humor entertaining, funny, and awesome. They also appreciate the poetry, saying the little snippets of verse are just right. Readers describe the book as creative, clever, and cool. They find the storyline amazing, original, and intriguing. Overall, they say it's a quick read with great insights into all things zombie.
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Customers find the humor in the book entertaining, fun, and awesome. They say it's a good addition to any haiku library and a great read.
"...all things zombie -- and in an esoteric, poetic style of writing -- excellent." Read more
"...with silly photos and no happy ending, nevertheless, a good addition to any haiku library. High marks for bravery and innovation." Read more
"Tried it out of curiosity and it is actually pretty good. The story line flows quite well...." Read more
"...This is great haiku--Like a feast of fresh brains, I didn't want it to end: "Its over too fast. /..." Read more
Customers find the poetry in the book great, well-written, and fun. They also appreciate the approach of using haikus.
"...great insights into all things zombie -- and in an esoteric, poetic style of writing -- excellent." Read more
"...The little snippets of verse are just right in capturing blinks of consciousness from the poor victim...." Read more
"...The book is very creative and I really enjoyed the approach of using haikus. Overall the book is a short read but the novelty doesn't wear off...." Read more
"...Don't get me wrong, the poetry is great and the book flows well. It even ties itself up nicely at the end...." Read more
Customers find the book very creative, clever, and funny. They appreciate the awesome pictures and presentation. Readers also mention the book makes for a great coffee table piece or light bathroom reading.
"clever and funny...." Read more
"...The book is very creative and I really enjoyed the approach of using haikus. Overall the book is a short read but the novelty doesn't wear off...." Read more
"Very cute idea. Fun, quick read. Saw the concept and I had to pick it up and I was not disappointed...." Read more
"Very good gift for any zombie/english enthusiast. Very cool idea for describing a series of events, especially when you involve the undead." Read more
Customers find the storyline amazing, original, and intriguing. They also say it flows well.
"...The story line flows quite well. It is grossly graphic however, so if you have a weak stomach, try something else. I enjoyed it...." Read more
"...There was nothing random about it at all! A story told in an amazing way!!!!" Read more
"This is without a doubt the most original story-in-poetry I've ever read...." Read more
"It is a fun read and perfect for the coffee table. It tells a story and it's haiku.. Get it for the perfect zombie fan." Read more
Customers find the book a quick read, told in haiku format. They say the novelty doesn't wear off.
"...Overall the book is a short read but the novelty doesn't wear off. It makes for a great coffee table piece or just for some light bathroom reading...." Read more
"Very cute idea. Fun, quick read. Saw the concept and I had to pick it up and I was not disappointed...." Read more
"...Zombie Haiku by Ryan MecumThis was a quick read, told in haiku format, about the zombie uprising...." Read more
"This is a fun haiku poetry book that is perfect for quick reading while waiting. The poems were humorous and fun." Read more
Customers find the book's content good for zombie lovers. They say it provides great insights into all things zombie-related.
"...guy takes it to a new place by using it for comedy -- great insights into all things zombie -- and in an esoteric, poetic style of writing --..." Read more
"...A different sort of view. Perfect for people who are into Zombies. Used for Teen reading group." Read more
"Good book for zombie lovers..." Read more
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Along with Mecum's work, I also recommend The Photos in the Closet by Daniel E. Lopez and any works by Alison Townsend. These are two great writers that will compliment Mecum's work really well.
You get increasing gore (hey look, my arm fell off). You get weird shock value (mom is tasty) but you get no real story.
The execution in this one is brilliant, but the content isn't.
