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on November 24, 2015
Socks. Everyone needs em, but no one loves em.
They're one of the most underrated items of clothing on the market. Did you know 94% of heat lost from your body is through your toes? Toes are natures appendage, and should be treated with the utmost respect. Abraham Lincoln summed it up best when he said, "Five toes and seven years ago, the founding fathers invented socks".
Enough of the history lesson. These socks aren't good; They're effin' great. They're cushioned to absorb impact when I do extreme things, like climb mountains or spear dragons. They're tall enough as to cover the scars obtained from spearing said dragons. And they're fashionable enough for that same dragon to be like "Daaaaaaamn, nice socks yo!
Socks. I Solute you.