This Giant Swiss Army Knife is the reason the TSA airport security even exist. The last I head of someone checking it in, they got "checked out" if you know what I mean. You don't leave this knife anywhere, it leaves you. Try to remember that and you should be fine on your travels. Just don't pull out the lightning rod…
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This Giant Swiss Army Knife is the reason the TSA airport security even exist. The last I head of someone checking it in, they got "checked out" if you know what I mean. You don't leave this knife anywhere, it leaves you. Try to remember that and you should be fine on your travels. Just don't pull out the lightning rod attachment when you're in the air, it's been known to cause a number of fatalities.
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This Giant Swiss Army Knife is the reason the TSA airport security even exist. The last I head of someone checking it in, they got "checked out" if you know what I mean. You don't leave this knife anywhere, it leaves you. Try to remember that and you should be fine on your travels. Just don't pull out the lightning rod attachment when you're in the air, it's been known to cause a number of fatalities.
The Wenger 16999 utilizes the full capabilities of Windows 8, as glorified in the Microsoft manual: "Touch: Swipe, tap and beyond". Simply finger swipe to log in ... if you can locate the swipe pad. Disclaimer: Blood contamination may void the warranty.
At the Amazon list price of $1,371.94, it is certainly no joke. Mind you though, this price is only good for the basic model and if you want to get any of the other factory attachments mentioned in this add, the price will go up accordingly. There are however a few companies that are now making after market attachments…
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At the Amazon list price of $1,371.94, it is certainly no joke. Mind you though, this price is only good for the basic model and if you want to get any of the other factory attachments mentioned in this add, the price will go up accordingly. There are however a few companies that are now making after market attachments at a lower cost. But beware of prices that look too good to be true, because you sometimes get what you pay for. Also, DO NOT buy any attachments for the Wenger-16999 made by ACME MFG., as they usually blow up in your face or injure you in some other way as to make you look like a fool.
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At the Amazon list price of $1,371.94, it is certainly no joke. Mind you though, this price is only good for the basic model and if you want to get any of the other factory attachments mentioned in this add, the price will go up accordingly. There are however a few companies that are now making after market attachments at a lower cost. But beware of prices that look too good to be true, because you sometimes get what you pay for. Also, DO NOT buy any attachments for the Wenger-16999 made by ACME MFG., as they usually blow up in your face or injure you in some other way as to make you look like a fool.
Yes, but only momentarily; unless you buy the companion book, "Making the Most of your Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife - Giant" $12,342.56 today only. Tomorrow, and thereafter, either $12.34 or $123,425,600. Who knows
Sadly this knife will only file the 1040 EZ form. You will need to upgrade to the Wenger 16999 v2.0 if you file on the 1040. That's the bad news the good news is that the Wenger v2.0 does qualify as a dependent, unless it files itself as head of house hold. Either way a win for you. I have also heard that v2.0 holds…
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Sadly this knife will only file the 1040 EZ form. You will need to upgrade to the Wenger 16999 v2.0 if you file on the 1040. That's the bad news the good news is that the Wenger v2.0 does qualify as a dependent, unless it files itself as head of house hold. Either way a win for you. I have also heard that v2.0 holds a federal tax license, so in the event that you are audited by the IRS, it can represent you in your local federal tax court.
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Sadly this knife will only file the 1040 EZ form. You will need to upgrade to the Wenger 16999 v2.0 if you file on the 1040. That's the bad news the good news is that the Wenger v2.0 does qualify as a dependent, unless it files itself as head of house hold. Either way a win for you. I have also heard that v2.0 holds a federal tax license, so in the event that you are audited by the IRS, it can represent you in your local federal tax court.
Fortunately for you, most fine restaurants know that any bearer of the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant have the last word on table arrangement and etiquette.
Not only won't you need a flux capacitor, but this edition even generates the 1.21 jigowatts of power required to release the plastic toothpick... batteries not included
