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Product Details

  • Paperback: 398 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (May 31, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1477508813
  • ISBN-13: 978-1477508817
  • Product Dimensions: 5 x 1 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,657,760 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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We all need a friend like Harvey! I must confess that I'm not much of a casual reader...most of what I read falls on the heavy side, and should not be taken after a big meal, too close to bedtime, or during a sunny afternoon while relaxing on the sofa with a sleeping cat in your lap...ahhhh, but Blush? This I could read anytime. I don't think Mr. Helms will mind too much, if I say his book was for me a sugary sweet indulgence--my own RC Cola with a Moon Pie, please! (If you're over forty and from the South, you'll know my meaning here.)--"Oh pinch me, I must be dreaming! I put on Ralph Lauren beige everything with chocolate crocodile loafers. Ralph with crocodile is always appropriate, you know."--So, funny! And I think to myself, if Harvey says so, it must be true!

Blush, though, is ever so much more than entertaining...we get a glimpse into the private world of someone who can't have had an easy life: a young, gay male, living in the South, trying to succeed in a highly competitive, mostly female-based business--the challenges must have been daunting. I say we get a glimpse because Blush never dwells on the ugly or the cruel; it lets us know it's there, and then moves on quickly--or we could say Blush rises above it, like a bubble. Either way Harvey Helms is a true indomitable spirit! So indulge yourself a little, read Blush--the way you look at the cosmetic's ladies in Macy's will never be the same!
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I bought this for fun, on a hunch. I'm so glad that I did as it turned into a wonderful bit of fun with some really touching moments to make it real. No one who grew up gay in the South in the 80's could escape without some challenges but Harvey let us into his world through a wonderfully amusing and heart warming tale. Kudos!
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What a fun book. I have no idea how I stumbled upon it but I'm glad I did. Harvey, you had me talking out loud to the book! "No!" "Really?!" "You can't be serious!" I feel like I was sharing the time with a good friend and I'm sad that its over. (That last chapter went by so quickly and then "poof" you disappeared. Really, do you have a blog? I need to know what happened next and I need more on that last chapter!!!) Money and time well spent.
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I loved this book!!! Harvey tells the story of his life in the early days of the beauty industry , where he was the first man to stand behind a make up counter as a beauty advisor. The crazy world of the beauty industry is told by Harvy in a fun and true diary style.
You will laugh, gasp, cry and cheer!!!
You will not be able to put it down!
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The coming up story of a gay southern boy is full of funny events and beauty secrets. Harvey's life is a upward spiral told with joy and no little drama. A fun read poolside or at your hair salon. It's like I've made a new friend.
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Harvey Helms takes us on the very human journey of becoming the man of his dreams. With lots of humor, beauty tips, and '80s outfits, we follow this young man from North Carolina as he ascends the Revlon beauty ladder. He survives death threats, corporate prejudice and oily T zones to make a name for himself in beauty. At the end, you'll feel like you just spent all night with your best friend giving each other facials, doing your nails, and crying over old boyfriends.
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Very cute story, but the writers' style is somewhat choppy and disjointed. I enjoyed reading it, but if I had to compare him to someone like David Sedaris, I'd have to say it was a good start, but I'd expect his next book to be smoother and more consistent in the unfolding of the storyline.
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A super-fun read, Harvey Helms' Blush reminds me a bit of that long-ago, guilty-pleasure Coffee, Tea or Me? and the not-so-long-ago The Devil Wears Prada. Rather than the airline or fashion industries though, Blush is a boozy, flirty romp that takes us behind the scenes of the department store cosmetics business.

Helms' insider tales of the industry's quirks, secrets and people behaving badly are highly entertaining and sometimes shocking. He engages us with his self-deprecating wit and cheerful disposition and somehow manages not to sugarcoat the blatant bigotry he faced both in college and in the early days of his career.

Helm's also generously gives us a glimpse into the quintessential, dysfunctional Southern family (bless their hearts!) and his own quest for the ideal beauty regimen and the perfect man. There are angels and villains and--spoiler alert--a happy ending. I'll never again step up to the Lancome counter without thinking of Harvey!
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