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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, 2) Hardcover – October 2, 2012
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From the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.
WARNING:
You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.
You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.
Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
- Print length416 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherThomas Dunne Books
- Publication dateOctober 2, 2012
- Dimensions6 x 1.06 x 9 inches
- ISBN-100312546343
- ISBN-13978-0312546342
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"...To conclude, this book was a load of fun... I read it in about six hours over the course of two sittings, mostly because the storytelling uses many..." Read more
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Customers find the humor in the book funny, entertaining, and goofy. They also describe it as full of suspense and emotional depth. Readers mention the plot is fast-paced and exciting throughout.
"...Personally, as a fan, I found this exciting and refreshing, but I can see others having a difference of opinion there...." Read more
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Customers find the characters much more developed and believable. They also say the style and character exchanges are snappy, clever, and irreverent. Readers mention it's the most interesting portrayal of a functioning alcoholic they can think of in a while.
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As a note, I will say definitively that this book is not for everyone, it includes concepts that are on level with those of the wildest "They" conspiracies that any paranoid schizophrenic has ever come up with. Not to mention, the author insists, without a disclaimer ever stating otherwise anywhere in the book, that everything depivted in the book is the truth. Anyone with any trouble separating fact from fiction should not touch this book. Anyone who is not inherently familiar with Internet culture should likewise not touch this book. Anyone who is easily offended by grotesque imagery of dismemberment, mutilation, carnage or male genitalia should not touch this book. On the other hand, well-adjusted intellectuals (with an admittedly lax sense of sophistication) can get a lot of enjoyment out of this book and it's predecessor.
With a lot of focus on the nature of humanity and how social mechanics clash with our primal urges, the author makes obscure connections that paint a bleak and horrifying portrait of the universe and our place in it. Many have described Wong's work as being like "Lovecraft with poop jokes" and they are absolutely correct. In fact, the entire tone of Wong's message is encapsulated in one of Lovecraft's most famous quotes:
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
Some of the themes in Wong's work include the idea that there are entities that view humans on the same level that humans view insects, or even bacteria. That there are forces outside our understanding that are molding the path of mankind for their own diabolical and incomprehensible ends. That our own inability to comprehend our role in the cosmic scale will result in our destruction and that there is absolutely nothing that anyone can do to change that.
For those who have read the first book, all the major survivors from the first book make appearances and don't disappoint. Character interactions are more in-depth thanks to Wong's decision to jump from perspective to perspective in each chapter (familiar to readers of George R.R. Martin's Songs of Fire and Ice series). If you are expecting the same type of stories as the first book, you may be disappointed, or thrilled. The situations are a bit more... frantic and chaotic this time around, which may sound odd, considering the events of the first book. Wong raises the scales in just about every aspect to create a much more epic, apocalyptic tone for the story. The story is split into three parts, with each chapter counting down to some inevitable unpleasant outcome, creating a fast-paced intensity that can drag even a casual reader through the book in one sitting (if they have the stomach for the imagery). The author is also acutely aware of reader-expectations and well-versed in the psychology of pop-culture, evidently drawing from his experiences and research as senior editor of comedy article website, Cracked.com.
In fact, anyone familiar with Wong's internet writing will see many familiar topics in Spiders, some being quite blatant. Personally, as a fan, I found this exciting and refreshing, but I can see others having a difference of opinion there.
As for those who haven't read the first book, you CAN pick up Spiders and read it without having read JDAtE. All of the characters are presented in a way that reintroduces them without ruining every plot point of the first book. In fact, I was impressed to read that except for one or two major spoilers considering characters' fates (this can be expected in any sequel, obviously), all of the major reveals and twists from the first book are left completely unspoiled, with only a couple dialogue hints that would only be caught by someone intimately familiar with the events of the series... like myself.
To conclude, this book was a load of fun... I read it in about six hours over the course of two sittings, mostly because the storytelling uses many tricks to keep you hooked and pulls you right through it. It does a great job of mixing common phobias, social psychology, ideological aspects, inter-dimensional parasitic invasions and crude humor into a social commentary that will cause you to look at the world in a completely new way...
Possibly because you may now know that an alien spider-like creature is living in your brain, controlling your every perception.
**MAY CONTAIN MINOR SPOILERS**
Quick synopsis: Spiders are infesting Undisclosed and they're taking over people, turning them into what some characters in the book call 'zombies.' Are they zombies or not? That's for you to decide. If you consider them zombies, it's certainly a new take on them, which is refreshing. So, the spiders are turning people into zombie-like creatures that really like to murder and spread, and it's up to Dave, John, Amy, and Molly to save humanity and stop the apocalypse. The author's sophomore effort results in an entertaining read that's smart and full of suspense and humor, as well as emotional depth for the characters and some social commentary.
David Wong's writing has certainly matured since JDatE. His story is more serious, focused and tight than his previous effort. He keeps up the suspense and even changes the narrators from time to time (which is used to great effect as it helps build the suspense. However, you lose some of Dave's funny commentary when he's not the narrator). Also, characters, especially John, have more emotional depth this time around. Yet, this maturation comes as a double-edged sword. Yes, the story is less confusing and is easier to follow and, my god, does book keeps the suspense going. On the other hand, TBIFOS also lacks much of the manic quality of JDatE. It seems people either appreciate the easier to follow plot in TBIFOS, whereas others miss the frenzied story telling of JDatE. I, personally, prefer JDatE's all-over-the-place-iness, but it's easy to see how others prefer a tighter story.
One complaint I have is that, while TBIFOS did often reference back to JDatE, it didn't seem like it was really a continuation of the story in some ways. Yes, it's the same main characters, yes there's soy sauce, yes there's monsters and shadow people. But, particularly when it came to the antagonists and their motivations and how the events from the previous book tie in with the events of this book, that really just kind of fell flat to me. Importantly, there are some key players from the last story that practically or literally had no presence in this story, which I found surprising and disappointing as the absences felt like it wasn't really a continuation of the past book. Granted, that's fine - a sequel doesn't need to be a continuation of the previous story, but TBIFOS read like it was supposed to be. So, it was odd that this book read as it were a continuation of Dave and John's saga against the evil they encountered in JDatE, but this book was missing a lot of the evil that they actually encountered in JDatE. So it felt it felt a bit disjointed from the previous book, though it didn't seem like it was supposed to be. Does that even make sense? I hope so. Also, I did ask myself a handful of times "What happened to this thing?" or "Where is that character?" a bit often. And those questions were often unanswered.
Closing thoughts: Compared to JDatE, TBIFOS is a more mature and focused effort, and it's no more or less a page turner. It's less funny and scary than JDatE (though it IS very funny), but perhaps more suspenseful and certainly more emotional. I really worried about the safety of the main characters as the book has an "anyone can die at any time" feel to it. David Wong didn't recreate JDatE and, rather, made TBIFOS its own book, which I am thankful for. If you like JDatE, you'll like TBIFOS. If you don't like JDatE, you won't like TBIFOS. If you haven't read JDatE, then read that before TBIFOS because TBIFOS won't have the same impact if you've not read the previous book.
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The first book seemed a bit more well-paced and a better mix of scary-action-comedy.
This one just hit the ground running and the action was relentless all the way through.
Even though the cover tells to not open it I just have one thing to say “Seriously Dude Open It” !!
A little darker than the first but still funny as hell. It stands as proof that something can be well written and still have poop and dong jokes...just really good poop and dong jokes. Relatable characters, lots of actual horror and suspense (which is rare these days), some interesting psychological theories thrown in.





