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Spermjackers From Hell Paperback – August 15, 2017

by Christine Morgan (Author)
3.6 3.6 out of 5 stars 183 ratings
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Let's summon a succubus, they said. It'll be fun, they said...

I have some friends and we had a crazy idea: let's summon a demon. Not just any demon but a sexy devil chick that will do anything we want--even butt stuff. It'll be easy. It's not like it's going to work. Monsters aren't real.

We were wrong. Really fucking wrong.

The demon is not what we thought and it's making horrible things happen. People are cutting into each other's junk, some guy is fucking his dog, and sex slugs from Hell are raping us and stealing our semen in order to build a goddamn hive!

We didn't mean for any of this. But we're gonna fix it... Just after a few more beers and bong hits.

From Christine Morgan, author of Mythic Lust: the Minotaur, and The Raven's Table: Viking Stories, comes a sleazy and deviant satire about sex, occultism, and nerd culture.

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  1. Print length
    180 pages
  2. Language
    English
  3. Publisher
    Deadite Press
  4. Publication date
    August 15, 2017
  5. Dimensions
    5.5 x 0.38 x 8.5 inches
  6. ISBN-10
    1621052478
  7. ISBN-13
    978-1621052470
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Customers find the book well-written and engaging. They enjoy the humor, satire, and originality of the story. However, some readers feel the book is overused and predictable.

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17 customers mention "Readability"14 positive3 negative

Customers find the book readable. They appreciate the well-written story and author's interludes that enhance the narrative.

"...across so realistically and hilarious, but that's the mark of an awesome author. Hats off to Christine Morgan, and I can't wait for the oops sequel ;)" Read more

"Worth reading. But dont put down any other stories to read this one instead. Better than I expected honestly Fun" Read more

"...in ways that are absurdly unexpected, which make this a far a more enjoyable read...." Read more

"...and this angle is so well done, so completely horrific and vile and just amazing that it has earned a place among my favorite books...." Read more

10 customers mention "Humor"10 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the humor in the book. They find it hilarious and satirical, with plenty of bodily fluids. While not gory, some reviewers mention that the book is one of the most disturbing they've read. The premise is described as quirky and fun, like a mix of Edward Lee.

"...entirely sure how this storyline came across so realistically and hilarious, but that's the mark of an awesome author...." Read more

"...originality and this angle is so well done, so completely horrific and vile and just amazing that it has earned a place among my favorite books...." Read more

"...I kind of have mixed feelings on this book. Its a fun premise that's like a quirky mix of Edward Lee, Carlton Mellick III, and a bit of Chuck..." Read more

"...Nice world building, strange characters, and some really hard to stomach horror smut. I am very excited for the sequel." Read more

9 customers mention "Narrative quality"9 positive0 negative

Customers find the story engaging with interesting details and a great setting. They appreciate the clever, self-aware narrative that begins near the end. The premise of the sequel books is intriguing and they look forward to them. The book offers an original twist on the succubus mythos in unexpected ways.

"...I'm not entirely sure how this storyline came across so realistically and hilarious, but that's the mark of an awesome author...." Read more

"...This is a clever, self-aware, disjointed sort of narrative that begins near the end, before rewinding back to the start, with frequent vignettes..." Read more

"...There are these brilliant author interludes that add so much to the story... I couldn't put it down. If you like Ed Lee...." Read more

"...Overall, its a cool story and I do want to dive into the sequel and see exactly where this story is heading." Read more

5 customers mention "Originality"5 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the book's originality. They find it funny with nice world-building and interesting characters. Readers also appreciate the vignettes and author commentary throughout the book.

"...I liked the little Interludes throughout, gave it some originality...." Read more

"What an adventure. Nice world building, strange characters, and some really hard to stomach horror smut. I am very excited for the sequel." Read more

"This was so well written and engaging. Loved the vignettes and author commentary throughout the book...." Read more

"...I love it. Also, bonus points for an original and refreshing take on succubus mythos. Really highlights the monstrous nature!" Read more

5 customers mention "Value for money"0 positive5 negative

Customers find the book disappointing and overused. They consider it a waste of money and time.

"...be part of the boys then write...to off subject for my tastr...not worth the money she had for this book...and i never complained about how much i..." Read more

"...This was just pure garbage, and not in a good way. I suppose it was intended as some sort of satire, but that doesn't come across at all...." Read more

"...EVERYTHING was predictable and overused...." Read more

"Seriously, I can’t believe I wasted all this time on such a disappointing book!..." Read more

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  • Lynn
    5.0 out of 5 stars Wow!
    Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2017
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    This was not at all what I was expecting, it was so much better! This is the first book I've read by Ms. Morgan. And I will go straight from here to find more. This book seemed literally leaked from a teenage stoner's mind. The language and reactions were spot on, the kind of story that I fall into and go along for the ride. I'm not entirely sure how this storyline came across so realistically and hilarious, but that's the mark of an awesome author. Hats off to Christine Morgan, and I can't wait for the oops sequel ;)
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  • Joseph Guzzo
    3.0 out of 5 stars It was mildly fun
    Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2018
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    Worth reading. But dont put down any other stories to read this one instead. Better than I expected honestly
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  • NB_Princess
    4.0 out of 5 stars Pretty much exactly what you'd expect - and then some
    Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2018
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    This was . . . well, pretty much exactly what you'd expect from a book called Spermjackers From Hell - except, of course, the horny succubus in question is absolutely nothing like what you'd expect. While Christine Morgan absolutely delivers on the premise, she does so in ways that are absurdly unexpected, which make this a far a more enjoyable read.

    Before we get into the story, I have to talk about the storytelling for a moment. This is a clever, self-aware, disjointed sort of narrative that begins near the end, before rewinding back to the start, with frequent vignettes where Morgan breaks the fourth wall and talks directly to the reader. On the positive side, the style creates some artificial tension, and serves to keep you on your toes, never knowing what's coming next. On the negative side, those vignettes feel like unfulfilled promises, teasing us with unholy erotic retributions that ultimately happen off the page, only to be recapped in passing. There's almost an entire second book waiting in those vignettes.

    Okay, so back to the story. This starts out with your basic horror movie premise - a gang of slackers decide to summon a succubus, and plan to do it from within the bowels of the abandoned bomb shelter in the park. It's a great scenario and a great setting, and Morgan gleefully indulges in their squeamish excitement. Nobody, of course, really expects it to work, and even after their frantic flight from the scene, they still manage to convince themselves it was an elaborate prank played by their missing friend. There is a lot of tension between friends, both before and after, and the way Morgan plays on their anxieties is spot-on.

    As for the succubus - after all, you did come for the Spermjackers From Hell (pun gleefully intended!) - she's a surprise I am hesitant about spoiling. In terms of physical appearance, she is nothing like what you expect, but in terms of erotic performance, she's everything you dreamed of . . . and had nightmares about. She preys on the darkest fantasies and fetishes of the town as much as she does their most innocent lusts and longings, giving them exactly what they think they crave most. Again, no spoilers, but when we finally get a glimpse of her lair . . . it is total nightmare fetish fuel, a horrifying fate that, despite its grotesque elements, still has a touch of forbidden attraction.

    The final twist at the end was perfect, and I am almost embarrassed to say I didn't see it coming. With the door left open for a sequel, I would definitely be up for a second summoning, especially if it can deliver on some of those vignette teases.
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  • Kindle Customer
    2.0 out of 5 stars What can i say
    Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2018
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    This author jump off subject so much it was funny..and boy she was feminist in this book...she must hate sexy comic book hero...she found it all sexist in a bad way...i am female and i find thay she was putting vampirella sexy look down and even the shape shifter from x men dow...smh...i find that she wanted to be part of the boys then write...to off subject for my tastr...not worth the money she had for this book...and i never complained about how much i spent on a book either and i do this one..
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  • Amber Fallon
    5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely Disgusting!
    Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2017
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    This book is NOT for the faint of heart!

    A group of horndog pervy pals decide it would be fun to summon a succubus, believing that they'll get a hot naked demon chick with cute little bat wings. How wrong they were...

    My favorite thing about this book is that it's one hell of an original twist on the Succubus trope. I love originality and this angle is so well done, so completely horrific and vile and just amazing that it has earned a place among my favorite books.

    While this book is not really gory, there is no shortage of bodily fluids. It's gross. It's hilarious. There are these brilliant author interludes that add so much to the story... I couldn't put it down.

    If you like Ed Lee. If you like laughing while feeling slightly queasy, if you like new takes on old tropes, this book is definitely for you!
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  • Stacey James
    1.0 out of 5 stars Really disappointing
    Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2024
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    I've only managed to make it through about half of the book, so I guess this won't be an entirely accurate review, but perhaps it doesn't need to be. This was just pure garbage, and not in a good way. I suppose it was intended as some sort of satire, but that doesn't come across at all. It comes across as some sort of fanfic that was hastily thrown together in a weekend. The author decided to punctuate the book with chapters directly addressing the reader, in order to tell us about the characters and plot, instead of showing us and trusting readers would be smart enough to catch her drifts. The whole ordeal was skull-numbingly boring. The characters reminded me of when a boomer describes "kids these days" and all their wacky lingo, just flat caricatures of humans.

    The main atrocity committed was the author's bizarre decision to include a detailed account of animal abuse. Her description of a man taking advantage of his dog was the most detailed part of the entire dreadful book, which leads one to question the real motive behind writing it.

    I definitely would not recommend this to anyone.
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  • Pibbsworth Zwischenlanken
    4.0 out of 5 stars Perhaps the weirdest smut I have ever read
    Reviewed in Canada on July 11, 2023
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    Synopsis: six young adult, service-sector zoomers employed in a tourist trap hellhole decide that summoning a succubus could alleviate their boredom. They are correct, though not for the reasons they presumed a succubus might alleviate boredom. Hijinks ensue.

    Although a Kindle bottom of the barrel price point, there were no spelling, grammar or continuity errors. The plot was internally consistent. Character motivations were believeable. This book was well-edited.

    I would read another book by this author.
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  • Robert D. Ferrari
    5.0 out of 5 stars One of my most unexpectedly good reads this year.
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 28, 2019
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    This was an impulse purchase, I had no idea what to expect, gratuitous sex and violence I assumed.
    Instead I got an adeptly woven story full of interesting, well drawn characters, with bonus sex and violence. Loved it.
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  • James WA
    2.0 out of 5 stars How could I not like a book titled Spermjackers from Hell?
    Reviewed in Australia on September 21, 2018
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    There are people who will enjoy the gross out stuff, including one character and his poor canine friend that will surely be a talking point.
    This is subjective but I HATE breaking the fourth wall outbreaks, or at least I certainly did here.
    There are parts and nerdy characters I kind of enjoyed, but this just made me feel all the more ripped off and angry, because I kept trudging on.
    The anti men, feminist overtones, and the disappointment in this left me as happy a customer as a guy who paid for a lap dance and instead got a lecture on patriarchy, or far closer to this experience for me, finding out the girl you’ve enjoyed talking to was just grooming you for some kind of scam.
    I don’t like bagging out new author’s or writing negative reviews to start with, I wanted to like it. Disappointing
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