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ASSHOLE REPELLENT....THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT / PRODUCT !!

3.3 3.3 out of 5 stars 94 ratings
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  • PRODUCT IS A FUNNY GAG AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT! *RECIPIENT OF THE 2011 "ULTIMATE GAG GIFT PRODUCT " AWARD !!
  • RECEIVED 2013 " PURCHASING MANAGERS TRADE ASSOCIATION " AWARD !!
  • VOTED 2012 "MOST POPULAR RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES ASSN." AWARD !!
  • RECOGNIZED 2012 "MOST PRACTICAL UNION EMPLOYEE SERVER"AWARD!!
  • WINNER OF THE 2013 "RETAIL ASSOCIATION MEMBERS" AWARD !!
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Product Description

"as seen on front label"....ACME LEFT-HANDED WIDGET CORPORATION....ASSHOLE REPELLENT....GUARANTEED TO REPEL A COMPLETE TOTAL REPULSIVE ASSHOLE....Directions....When an Asshole is detected, aim atomizer at the Asshole and spray for one second....Chronic cases of being an Asshole may require the triple flubberblast (three short sprays).

"as seen on back label ".... Let`s face it. The world`s full of Assholes. Whether they`re at the mall, behind the wheel, at the supermarket, or at the gas station, they`re everywhere. They`re Assholes, and you just can`t avoid them. Now you can stick it back to em` with Asshole Repellent. What is Asshole Repellent? It`s a mere sassy display that displaces cause and effect over and over again. The planet will run out of Assholes before you`ll run out of Asshole Repellent; and we both know that is not happening. You get our drift. Comes completely assembled. Whoever said Assholes live long and prosper, never had a can of Asshole Repellent. So the next time you run into an Asshole that you tried to avoid, let em` know that you know, that they know, that you know that they`re an ASSHOLE....with ASSHOLE REPELLENT....!! NOTE: PRODUCT IS A FUNNY GAG AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT

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3.3 out of 5 stars
94 global ratings

Customers say

Customers find the product funny and a gag gift. They say it's perfect for all occasions and very popular at the office. Customers are also happy with the handwritten message. However, some customers have reported that the can is just an empty one and not really worth the money.

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16 customers mention "Laughter rate"16 positive0 negative

Customers find the game funny and fun. They say it provides moments of levity in an otherwise horrific existence.

"This was a perfect gift for my husband, as it caused endless gales of laughter!..." Read more

"It is good for a few giggles. It is on my counter during parties and I get many affirmative statements." Read more

"...Such a great product. Brilliant and.. just sends a message with humor, even if there really is an underlying truth to it! :D" Read more

"Absolutely hilarious and fun. Now if only this novelty was a real repellent product!..." Read more

12 customers mention "Gag gift"12 positive0 negative

Customers are satisfied with the gag gift. They mention it's a great price and the sprays are perfect for a gag gift.

"I really like the label on the can, it's a great gag gift to those that have to deal with difficult people at home or work...." Read more

"...It's the perfect gag gift." Read more

"This is a PERFECT gag gift!" Read more

"...Sprays perfect for a gag gift. NOTE: Be very very careful getting the label wet." Read more

3 customers mention "Functionality"3 positive0 negative

Customers like the functionality of the product. They say it's perfect to have handy, hilarious, and popular at the office. Customers also mention it's great and perfect for all occasions.

"This can of fun is perfect to have handy - because you know you're gonna need it several times a day...." Read more

"This product is great, exactly what I expected. It comes in 3 simple pieces with instructions that are easy to follow. Sprays perfect for a gag gift...." Read more

"Hilarious, and very popular at the office..." Read more

3 customers mention "Handwritten message"3 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the handwritten message. They mention it's nice and cute.

"...Two, it came with a handwritten note! I can't wait to share both with my college-aged kid...." Read more

"...Also, great company. Sent it with a very nice handwritten note." Read more

"Cute message attached. I could definitely feel it was personalized! Thanks for the great gag! :p" Read more

3 customers mention "Product quality"3 positive0 negative

Customers are satisfied with the quality of the product. They mention it's brilliant and a great company.

"...Such a great product. Brilliant and.. just sends a message with humor, even if there really is an underlying truth to it! :D" Read more

"...Overall, great product. Anyone with a sense of humor will love it!Also, great company. Sent it with a very nice handwritten note." Read more

"Good product..." Read more

6 customers mention "Sturdiness"0 positive6 negative

Customers are dissatisfied with the sturdiness of the product. They mention it's just an empty can that doesn't actually contain anything.

"What a rip off this is only a label stuck to a can that does not even have anything in it – no air- nothing – you get a letter along with the can..." Read more

"...The can obviously doesn't actually contain anything, because shipping pressurized air is illegal, but again, it's a gag gift...." Read more

"nice but the can is empty, would be cooler if it had at least some air in it or even just weight so it doesnt feel so light" Read more

"...It is just an empty can. I wish they would put something in it even just air." Read more

4 customers mention "Value for money"0 positive4 negative

Customers are dissatisfied with the value for money of the tabletop game. They mention it's good for a quick laugh but not really worth it.

"...I'd say it was costly with shipping, probably not worth the $$s, but, we shall put the CAN out at our next event if any little pests re-emerge." Read more

"...Good for a quick laugh but not really worth it." Read more

"...This is useless. What should have been a great gag gift is funny on the outside, but utterly worthless on the inside." Read more

"Waste of money..." Read more

Top reviews from the United States

julie dominguez
5.0 out of 5 stars HILARIOUS
Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2013
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This was a perfect gift for my husband, as it caused endless gales of laughter! My husband is always talking about "that" guy...You know...the annoying one that shares stories for hours on end and then repeats them the next day...or the one who needs to ramble on and on about how much better his truck is than yours...or even the one who can't wait until you mysteriously lose your job and he gets promoted...
We shared this with other friends, my husband shared with his "Man Cave Crew," and it was well worth it! Friends, family, and even coworkers will get a good laugh!
After all- we all know a few a%& holes we could use this on! Haha....
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joan c johnson
3.0 out of 5 stars If You Need A Gag.....
Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2013
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If you Need A Gag, as we did for a White Elephant party, the idea of this Amazon item did make people laugh, but no one took the item home with them. Its really just an empty aerosol can with a label. I'd say it was costly with shipping, probably not worth the $$s, but, we shall put the CAN out at our next event if any little pests re-emerge.
4 people found this helpful
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Thomas S.
1.0 out of 5 stars It's a label stuck to a can - there is nothing isside
Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2013
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What a rip off this is only a label stuck to a can that does not even have anything in it – no air- nothing – you get a letter along with the can explaining basically that this company has ripped you off on postage and the product…Save you money print a label and glue it to a roll of toilet paper – you’ll get the same effect!!!!
23 people found this helpful
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SoDakDogM0M
2.0 out of 5 stars Poor Quality
Reviewed in the United States on July 21, 2013
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I really like the label on the can, it's a great gag gift to those that have to deal with difficult people at home or work. However, I was very disappointed in the quality of the can. The lid doesn't "snap" on at all, so if you even pick up the can, the lid will wobble and fall off.
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Ruth
4.0 out of 5 stars Makes people laugh
Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2014
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I love making people laugh so this is a great "toy" for me. I'd give it 5 stars if it actually sprayed something.
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Mary Hole
5.0 out of 5 stars SPECTACULAR Customer Service!!!
Reviewed in the United States on December 23, 2011
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This is an update to my last review. I bought a can as a Christmas gift and had a hard time letting it go because it was so much fun. The seller LOVES my home state, so we have that in common and I really appreciated the personal touch of the handwritten note enclosed. As I recall, I said all of this in the previous review. Just noticed that my user name still says I'm in TX... That was a brief stay, I'm back in my home state of NC now to stay forever.

Now for the fun part. The seller appreciated my comments so much, that she sent me another can. Trust me folks, in this day and age, that just doesn't happen very often. Believe me, when I opened that package today, my flabber was absolutely gasted. I have grinned all day, and that kind of appreciation and customer service deserves a shout out from the tops of the tallest buildings.

I can't tell you how thrilled I am to have my very own (free!) can of repellant for my desk at work.

2 thumbs, way, way up Sharon, there are no words to express what your gesture meant. If you ever get back to NC, come visit, I would LOVE to meet you and thank you in person.

Sincerely,

Mary
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Steve
5.0 out of 5 stars Lots of good luck in one little can.
Reviewed in the United States on November 6, 2013
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The canister I received had a red lid (not white as pictured). So it was extra effective in repelling those irritating people who make life so miserable. The effect isn't unlike spraying roaches - the people you spray directly just drop to the floor and spin about laughing, trying to catch their breath. Then they don't bother you any more. I don't know what's in it, but it works like a charm! The odor is pleasant - which is better than most carcinogens, anti-clotting agents, and chemicals from under the sink. I should know - I've tried them all. And just last week my mother-in-law was admitted to a maximum security twilight home for the terminally bewildered. So it's more effective than just where you spray it. This is like good luck in a can. After spraying, I picked up the newspapers to read Miranda Kerr has separated with her husband. Wow! I can't believe how effective this is. Your own results will vary, but I am certain you will be smiling after reading the instructions. And it's silent - you can't hear it being sprayed. Great for secretly repelling the worst company imaginable. I can't wait until the same distributor cures erectile dysfunction for men. 10/10.
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Charles V.
3.0 out of 5 stars For fun
Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 2012
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It is good for a few giggles. It is on my counter during parties and I get many affirmative statements.
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