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Ted (Unrated) 2012

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Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane offers even more outrageous laughs with Ted Unrated, the story of a grown man (Mark Wahlberg) and his lovably profane talking teddy bear.

Starring:
Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis
Runtime:
1 hour, 52 minutes

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Genres Fantasy, Comedy
Director Seth MacFarlane
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis
Supporting actors Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Jessica Barth, Aedin Mincks, Bill Smitrovich, Patrick Stewart, Norah Jones, Sam J. Jones, Tom Skerritt, Bretton Manley, Ralph Garman, Alex Borstein, John Viener, Laura Vandervoort, Robert Wu
Studio Universal Pictures
MPAA rating Unrated (Not Rated)
Captions and subtitles English Details
Purchase rights Stream instantly Details
Format Amazon Video (streaming online video)

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By C. Sawin VINE VOICE on June 29, 2012
Format: Blu-ray
When you grow up with a woman who makes teddy bears by hand and sells them for a living, they kind of become that extra member of the family. As a child, there were times when the bears would be in positions or places that weren't where they were thought to have been left. Our theory was that whenever we weren't around, whether it was if we left the house or went to bed or whatever, the bears would get up and throw parties when we weren't around. So any movie that features something like a living teddy bear that can talk probably resonates a bit more on this end than for the average person.

"Ted" pretty much already had that nostalgic factor to it with the concept alone. While Seth MacFarlane doesn't always hit it out of the park with each episode of "Family Guy," "American Dad," or "The Cleveland Show," when he does get it right it's something special; it's hilarious, it's emotional, and its references are spot-on. "Ted" is MacFarlane at his best. The trademarks he's known for are all in there whether it's the incredible music that is heavily Frank Sinatra inspired, the ridiculous movie and pop culture references, or the humor that always seems to take a flying leap over whatever the accepted standard might be; it's all in the stuffing/inner workings of "Ted." The only difference is this is a different medium; a different plane for MacFarlane to bring his offbeat humor and influences into.

The spin MacFarlane puts on a familiar story is what makes everything so good. Of course, hearing Patrick Stewart as the narrator is a pretty great way to start any movie. There are a few surprises in "Ted" that are worth keeping that way. There's this huge emphasis on "Flash Gordon" that results in some really memorable sequences.
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I was very leery about watching a movie with a talking teddy bear, but this movie was one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. It was done so well you actually believe Ted could be real! Not for the kids, but highly recommended for the all adults who want a good laugh!
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I bought the movie, which I rarely do, after i saw it last summer in the theater. This is a classic I'm going to go back to year after year.

Obvious warning: swearing, sexual innuendo, drug topics are in this movie. This is not your average teddy bear.
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Love this hilarious comedy. What is funnier, is before I knew what the movie was, my daughter put it on becuase she saw the "teddy bear" on the cover and started watching it. NOT a kids movie! lol. Adorable bear with filthy mouth. Great movie to watch when you need a few laughs and don't care about how obnoxious this bear is! Mark plays a great part and what makes the movie funnier is his dry sense of humor and lack of reaction to some of the hilarious scenes. Definitely a fun movie for the grown ups!
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If you like the Family Guy humor with the the PG-13 edits, then you'll enjoy this movie because this Family Guy with no holds barred. The story and plot was a typical boy meets girl plot but all the little quips and snide remarks in this movie is what made it a funny movie for me. Again, before you decide to buy or rent this movie, watch Family Guy. If it made you laugh out loud or even chuckle at all the morally incorrect jokes then this movie is for you. If you're easily offended at racial, ethical, and/or religious jokes then this movie is not for you.
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Silly but it has it's funny moments. We expected "Ted" to have a very foul mouth but it wasn't as bad as we had expected. I tried to find a moral message in this one but the only thing I learned was Ted loves to smoke pot. The best part of the movie is when Mark Walhberg is trying to guess the name of Ted's new girlfriend.
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Silly funny, naughty and nasty at times, this is a comedic performance with a cuddly teddy bear at the helm. The wife refused to see it after the first few minutes, but I thought it had some hysterical humor here and there. Completely politically incorrect it is indeed, but with a modicum of justifiability. In the end it seems to work out and be worthwhile, all-in all.
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This is honestly one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. Yes, some of it is just crude and really doesn't add to the movie, but most of it is hilarious and it is very well done. My wife and I laughed all the way through it from the start. It's just a good movie, period. Now I want to see the 2nd one.
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