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Bookshelf Q. Battler's Big Book of Badass Writing Prompts: 101 Scintillating Scenarios to Stimulate Your Cranial Excretions by [Bookshelf Q. Battler]

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Bookshelf Q. Battler's Big Book of Badass Writing Prompts: 101 Scintillating Scenarios to Stimulate Your Cranial Excretions Kindle Edition

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B071WNKJ4L
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 6, 2017
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3287 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 132 pages
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Eduardo Ricardo Papageorgio von Finklestein — better known by his codename, Bookshelf Q. Battler, to the 3.5 readers of his blog, Bookshelf Battle — is a world renowned poindexter, an epic nerdventurer, a reviewer of pop cultural happenings, and a champion yeti fighter. Those who would dare plumb the squalid depths of Mr. Battler’s psyche are welcome to visit, where they will find Mr. Battler’s rants on a variety of topics alongside columns from such illustrious writers as mad scientist and kooky inventor Dr. Hugo von Science, the great prognosticator Nerdstradamus, anti-suck expert and motivational speaker Vinny Baggadouchio, intergalactic correspondent Alien Jones, the eternally grumpy Uncle Hardass, simian literary expert Professor Nannerpants, tirades from Mr. Battler’s arch-nemesis the incredibly boring fuzzy snow monster and international war criminal known as The Yeti, and last but certainly not least, video game related commentary from Mr. Battler’s better half, Video Game Rack Fighter.

Do check out Mr. Battler’s blog for updates on his life as a magic bookshelf caretaker, dispatches from East Randomtown (Mr. Battler’s hometown, the citizens of which collectively lack the brain cells required to toast a piece of bread), and Mr. Battler’s efforts to save the world by writing a novel so finely crafted that it convinces all humans to give up watching reality television, which in turn, will convince the maniacal alien despot known as “The Mighty Potentate” to halt his plans to conquer Earth.

Mr. Battler assures his 3.5 readers that he is doing his best, but he recommends getting used to the idea of bowing down to an alien overlord in order to avoid vaporization. Feel free to tweet words of encouragement to @BookshelfBattle or leave them on Mr. Battler’s Facebook page, which can be found by searching on Facebook for @BookshelfQBattler.

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