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Destroyer of Planets: Book 1 of the Neon Octopus Overlord Series by [L.A. Johnson]

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"This new release from L.A. Johnson is hilarious. I'm really digging the resurgence in Science Fiction comedy, and Johnson hits this one out of the park. It's perfect for readers who enjoyed my books, or Barry Hutchison's 
Space Team series."
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Pieter Lars, Author of the Everyday Apocalypse Series


"Quick, funny, awesome! Hard to remember a book I've enjoyed more. I will definitely come back to it any time I need to smile."
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Funny, funny, funny. This book is slightly insane but I enjoyed it. The characters are crazy and so is the action. Definitely a series I'm going to read.
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"Merely the series name; The Neon Octopus Overlord, is enough to garner interest, but the book is well written, humorous and just different enough to separate it from the rest of the neo satiric fiction genre!. I simply just dug it!"
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"Soda is hilarious and a legit baddy at the same time... Felt like guardians of the Galaxy to me but maybe better. Looking forward to book 2!"
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"It's cool. A fun and enjoyable read in the same vein as Douglas Adams but much less suicidal. I'm looking at you Marvin!"
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"A page turner, extremely high energy plot, and captivating read. Enjoyed every moment! Well done LA Johnson. Can't wait for the sequel."
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Excerpt:

 
"You know, for somebody who's in charge of the entire galaxy, you have an awful lot of free time." 


This caused what Drexyl guessed was amused sputtering on her part. 


"I am the most powerful being in the galaxy," she cooed. "In fact, I'm immortal. Why not enjoy my time? This pitiful galaxy's leaders are always inviting me to go to their stupid, boring meetings. They demand reports and input and answers, but it's tedious," she wheezed at him through rubbery lips. "I don't do the things other beings consider important because I don't have to. That's the meaning of real power." 


She sighed and ran a sucker-encrusted tentacle across his face. He gritted his teeth. 


"Immortality's a funny thing, Drexyl," she continued. "What nobody tells you is that after millennia to reflect, you realize there are far worse things in the universe than death. Endless monotony. Finding out your favorite restaurant went out of business. Budget meetings." 
 

From the Author

L.A. Johnson writes fun, original sci-fi and fantasy. 
I'd love to hear from you! Connect with me at 
lajohnsonbooks@gmail.comlajbooks.com, or facebook.com/lajbooks.

Books by L.A. Johnson:

Neon Octopus Ally Series:


Overlord Brawl
Overlord Alliance

Neon Octopus Overlord Series:


Destroyer of Planets
Whisperer to Stars
Ruler of Galaxies

Space Station At The Edge Of The BlackHole Series:


A.I. Zombie
Digital Ghosts

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B074KZGMKF
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Chemical Zombie Press (August 4, 2017)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ August 4, 2017
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3841 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 190 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.7 out of 5 stars 73 ratings

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I'm fascinated by stories. Some of my favorites right now include Futurama, Stranger Things, Marvel Universe, Brooklyn 99, and monster movies. I can be found at all geeky gatherings such as comic-cons, renaissance festivals, bookstores and movie theaters.

Writing sci-fi and fantasy is a lifelong dream and a passion, along with a fun belief that there are probably tentacled creatures in space.

I'd love to hear from you! Email me at lajohnsonbooks@gmail.com or find me at lajbooks.com and https://www.facebook.com/lajbooks/

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