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The Writing Life: Reflections, Recollections, And a Lot of Cursing Kindle Edition
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- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateDecember 14, 2020
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- ASIN : B08Q7HKG3G
- Publication date : December 14, 2020
- Language : English
- File size : 3439 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
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- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 276 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : B08Q9SB782
- Best Sellers Rank: #385,995 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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About the author

Jeff Strand's bio was funnier when he talked about losing the Bram Stoker Award four times, but he's now a Bram Stoker Award WINNER!
His novels are usually classified as horror, but they're really all over the place, almost always with a great big dose of humor. He's written five young adult novels that all fall into the "really goofy comedy" category.
Several of his books are in development as motion pictures, and he's mostly not allowed to blab any details, which he finds MADDENING.
He lives in Chattanooga, Tennessee with his wife and one gigantic freaking cat.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2023
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Having had the chance to hang with Jeff in person several times now at various conventions, one of the first things I noticed about him (aside from the fact that he'll have you laughing your ass off with one-liners consistently) is how welcoming he is to newer authors that are still breaking into the field. Jeff goes out of his way to give you that "one of us, one of us!" feeling, and it resonated deeply for me...and I think this book carries that same mentality.
The horror publishing landscape can be confusing, overwhelming, and there are moments where you can feel lost when first venturing down these dark literary roads. This book serves almost as a guide, a collection of misadventures and milestones of success, and once you realize Jeff has traveled these roads personally and run into a variety of personalities and situations along the way, the way forward starts to seem less intimidating. It's easy to relate to these anecdotes, the good & the bad.
I still feel that I'm in an early stage in my own writing journey. So much to learn, mistakes to make, lessons to absorb, experiences to savor. If you're an author who shares similar feelings, this porthole into Jeff's writing story will be hugely beneficial to you.
I feel like a core theme of the book is: stay hungry, keep writing, and slowly but surely, you'll carve out your individual legacy in the horror world.

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on January 9, 2023
Having had the chance to hang with Jeff in person several times now at various conventions, one of the first things I noticed about him (aside from the fact that he'll have you laughing your ass off with one-liners consistently) is how welcoming he is to newer authors that are still breaking into the field. Jeff goes out of his way to give you that "one of us, one of us!" feeling, and it resonated deeply for me...and I think this book carries that same mentality.
The horror publishing landscape can be confusing, overwhelming, and there are moments where you can feel lost when first venturing down these dark literary roads. This book serves almost as a guide, a collection of misadventures and milestones of success, and once you realize Jeff has traveled these roads personally and run into a variety of personalities and situations along the way, the way forward starts to seem less intimidating. It's easy to relate to these anecdotes, the good & the bad.
I still feel that I'm in an early stage in my own writing journey. So much to learn, mistakes to make, lessons to absorb, experiences to savor. If you're an author who shares similar feelings, this porthole into Jeff's writing story will be hugely beneficial to you.
I feel like a core theme of the book is: stay hungry, keep writing, and slowly but surely, you'll carve out your individual legacy in the horror world.

Being a long time fan of his writing I assumed he was a deranged maniac that was locked in a cage with an antique typewriter and forced to write novel after novel for his evil aunts who profited off his imagination.
After reading The Writing Life I now know he’s a whiny, patient and prolific author, inventor of the Baby Steps Method to writing success and lover of his beta readers.
A part of me wishes he could draw because I believe Jeff Strand would have made millions as a cartoonist. But, then I wouldn’t have his novels and short stories lulling me into horrific sleep every night.
I'm not sure why, exactly, but the very first sentence in this book (above), sent me into a fit of giggles. When I asked Jeff if this distant relative knew he'd been quoted, he said, "I think he's most likely deceased." And I don't know why, but that made me laugh even harder. Something about the idea of a random relative he didn't really know and couldn't even remember, being quoted in the opening line of his book, is hilarious to me.
But...it is Jeff Strand, after all.
So, do I dare even say it?
I'm so gonna...
This was, hands down, my favorite read of 2021 so far. Though it dropped on December 14, 2020, Jeff's 50th birthday, I only just now found time to dive in...and I polished this sucker off in less than four hours. I laughed so hard I was slobbering and my nose was running and I was trying to read passages to my husband, Doug, but my words came out sounding like a dying hyena because I was too hysterical to speak...and did I mention there was saliva? I'm fairly certain even my St. Bernard, Sal, who rocks big, droopy, drooly jowls, gave me a look of pity. Thinking about some of Jeff's shared stories and anecdotes has me cackling as I type this.
In the interim, I actually sent him a message about p****s cream and oboes. (You just had to be there.)
I'm not sure if it's because I'm a newbie author, or if I just really enjoy Jeff's sense of humor, or what--but I can't help but wish this book had another three hundred pages. Whether or not you have any intention of trying your hand at writing...the entertainment value is there for all readers. I can't recommend this book enough. Truly.
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5 (laughing so hard I practically peed my pants) stars!
Before I could around get to DWELLER, however, later that night I was doing a bit of further research on Jeff Strand and discovered THE WRITING LIFE--which I immediately downloaded to my Kindle, thinking I'd get to it later. Then I started reading. And laughing. Almost an hour later, I'd almost convinced myself to shirk that night's writing and go whole hog on this book. With a heavy, heavy heart, I put it away.
When I'd carved out the time, I picked it back up and absolutely blew through the rest of this book. To make me laugh is easy enough, to make me REALLY laugh not so much, and Strand did this many, many times throughout the book. One detour involving a llama had me gasping for breath, and possibly in danger of serious injury. As a writer myself, the stories are both instructive and hilarious, and the chapters flow easy as a river. Honestly, I wouldn't have believed some of these stories, if only they didn't ring so true to my own experience.
I'm sucker for these types of books--Chuck Palahniuk's CONSIDER THIS is another, with a story involving a Stephen King book signing that is the stuff of legend--and Strand nailed this one. He's obviously a talented writer, and THE WRITING LIFE was like a breath of fresh air--and, I must say, one I wouldn't mind seeing followed up with another volume of those stories that hit the cutting room floor.
Highly recommended for writers, or anybody who can appreciate good humor. Oh, and a lot of cursing.
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Seriously, I will read this more than once. Probably every time I feel like a failure, which is ... disturbingly often.
Highly recommend! (The reading of the book. not the feeling like a failure part)

I have attempted to read other writing books, including Stephen King, but could never get through them. Reading Jeff Strand's book on writing was a whole different story.
He shares the writing life's ups and downs with such humor and honesty. Once I started reading it I couldn't stop. Mostly, because it kept calling to me, and not in the creepy there's something hiding in your basement way, just because it was so darn good!
Thank you Jeff for sharing your wisdom, trials and triumphs. Well done!