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Coffee, Shopping, Murder, Love Kindle Edition
Carlos Allende (Author) Find all the books, read about the author, and more. See search results for this author |
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A campy dark comedy for the angry and the disenchanted.
Last November, I found a dead body inside the freezer that my roommate keeps inside the garage. My first thought was to call the police, but Jignesh hadn’t paid his share of the rent just yet. It wasn’t due until the thirtieth, and you know how difficult it is to find people who pay on time. Jignesh always does. Also, he had season tickets for the LA Opera, and well . . . Madame Butterfly. Tosca. The Flying Dutchman . . . at the Dorothy Chandler . . . you cannot say no to that, can you? Well, it’s been a few good months now—Madame Butterfly was just superb, thank you. However, last Friday, I found a second body inside that stupid freezer in the garage. This time I’m evicting Jignesh. My house isn’t a mortuary . . . alas, I need to come up with some money first. You’ll understand, therefore, that I desperately need to sell this novel. Just enough copies to help me survive until I find a job . . . what could I do that doesn’t demand too much effort? We have a real treasure here, anyhow. Some chapters are almost but not quite pornographic. You could safely lend this to nana afterward!
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherRed Hen Press
- Publication dateJune 21, 2022
- File size4866 KB
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- ASIN : B0B415YKW3
- Publisher : Red Hen Press (June 21, 2022)
- Publication date : June 21, 2022
- Language : English
- File size : 4866 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 337 pages
- Lending : Not Enabled
- Best Sellers Rank: #307,628 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #120 in LGBTQ+ Thrillers
- #123 in LGBTQ+ Humorous Fiction (Books)
- #342 in Hispanic American Literature
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