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Island of the Sequined Love Nun Paperback – January 1, 2000
Take a wonderfully crazed excursion into the demented heart of a tropical paradise -- a world of cargo cults, cannibals, mad scientists, ninjas, and talking fruit bats. Our bumbling hero is Tucker Case, a hopeless geek trapped in a cool guy's body, who makes a living as a pilot for the Mary Jean Cosmetics Corporation. But when he demolishes his boss's pink plane during a drunken airborne liaison, Tuck must run for his life from Mary Jean's goons. Now there's only one employment opportunity left for him: piloting shady secret missions for an unscrupulous medical missionary and a sexy blond High Priestess on the remotest of Micronesian hells. Here is a brazen, ingenious, irreverent, wickedly funny novel from a modern master of the outrageous.
- Print length336 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherAvon Books (P)
- Publication dateJanuary 1, 2000
- Dimensions5.11 x 1.11 x 8.11 inches
- ISBN-100380816547
- ISBN-13978-0380816545
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Tucker Case awoke to find himself hanging from a breadfruit tree by a coconut fiber rope. He was suspended facedown about six feet above the sand in some sort of harness, his hands and feet tied together in front of him. He lifted his head and strained to look around. He could see a white sand beach fringed with coconut palms, a coconut husk fire, a palm frond hut, a path of white coral gravel that led into a jungle. Completing the panorama was the grinning brown face of an ancient native.
The native reached up with a clawlike hand and pinched Tucker's cheek.
Tucker screamed.
"Yum," the native said.
"Who are you?" Tucker asked. "Where am I? Where's the navigator?"
The native just grinned. His eyes were yellow, his hair a wild tangle of curl and bird feathers, and his teeth were black and had been filed to points. He looked like a potbellied skeleton upholstered in distressed leather. Puckered pink scars decorated his skin; a series of small scars on his chest described the shape of a shark. His only clothing was a loincloth woven from some sort of plant fiber. Tucked in the waist cord was a vicious-looking bush knife. The native patted Tucker's cheek with an ashy callused palm, then turned and walked away, leaving him hanging.
"Wait!" Tucker shouted. "Let me down. I have money. I can pay you.
The native ambled down the path without looking back. Tucker struggled against the harness, but only managed to put himself into a slow spin. As he turned, he caught sight of the navigator, hanging unconscious a few feet away.
"Hey, you alive?"
The navigator didn't stir, but Tucker could see that he was breathing. "Hey, Kimi, wake up!" Still no reaction.
He strained against the rope around his wrists, but the bonds only seemed to tighten. After a few minutes, he gave up, exhausted. He rested and looked around for something to give this bizarre scene some meaning. Why had the native hung them in a tree?
He caught movement in his peripheral vision and turned to see a large brown crab struggling at the end of a string tied to a nearby branch. There was his answer: They were hung in the tree, like the crab, to keep them fresh until they were ready to be eaten.
Tucker shuddered, imagining the native ' s black teeth closing on his shin. He tried to focus on a way to escape before the native returned, but his mind kept diving into a sea of regrets and second guesses, looking for the exact place where the world had turned on him and put him in the cannibal tree.
Like most of the big missteps he had taken in his life, it had started in a bar.
The Seattle Airport Holiday Inn lounge was all hunter green, brass rails, and oak veneer. Remove the bar and it looked like Macy's men's department. It was one in the morning and the bartender, a stout, middle-aged Hispanic woman, was polishing glasses and waiting for her last three customers to leave so she could go home. At the end of a bar a young woman in a short skirt and too much makeup sat alone. Tucker Case sat next to a businessman several stools down.
"Lemmings," the businessman said.
"Lemmings?" asked Tucker.
They were drunk. The businessman was heavy, in his late fifties, and wore a charcoal gray suit. Broken veins glowed on his nose and cheeks.
"Most people are lemmings," the businessman continued. "That's why they fail. They behave like suicidal rodents."
"But you're a higher level of rodent?" Tucker Case said with a smart-ass grin. He was thirty, just under six foot, with neatly trimmed blond hair and blue eyes. He wore navy slacks, sneakers' and a white shirt with blue-and-gold epaulets. His captain's hat sat on the bar next to a gin and tonic. He was more interested in the girl at the end of the bar than in the businessman's conversation, but he didn't know how to move without being obvious.
"No, but I've kept my lemming behavior limited to my personal relationships. Three wives." The businessman waved a swizzle stick under Tucker's nose. "Success in America doesn't require any special talent or any kind of extra effort. You just have to be consistent and not fuck up. That's how most people fail. They can't stand the pressure of getting what they want, so when they see that they are getting close, they engineer some sort of fuckup to undermine their success."
The lemming litany was making Tucker uncomfortable. He'd been on a roll for the last four years, going from bartending to flying corporate jets. He said, "Maybe some people just don't know what they want. Maybe they only look like lemmings.
"Everyone knows what they want. You know what you want, don't you?"
"Sure, I know," Tucker said. What he wanted right now was to get out of this conversation and get to know the girl at the end of the bar before closing time. She'd been staring at him for five minutes.
"What?" The businessman wanted an answer. He waited.
"I just want to keep doing what I'm doing. I'm happy."
The businessman shook his head. "I'm sorry, son, but I don't buy it. You're going over the cliff with the rest of the lemmings."
"You should be a motivational speaker," Tuck said, his attention drawn by the girl, who was getting up, putting money on the bar, picking up her cigarettes, and putting them into her purse.
She said, "I know what I want."
Product details
- Publisher : Avon Books (P)
- Publication date : January 1, 2000
- Language : English
- Print length : 336 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0380816547
- ISBN-13 : 978-0380816545
- Item Weight : 9.4 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.11 x 1.11 x 8.11 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #8,822,929 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Christopher Moore is the author of 15 previous novels: Practical Demonkeeping, Coyote Blue, Bloodsucking Fiends, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Lamb, Fluke, The Stupidest Angel, A Dirty Job, You Suck, Fool, Bite Me, Sacré Bleu, The Serpent of Venice, and Secondhand Souls. He lives in San Francisco.
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Customers find this book hilarious, with one mentioning it made them laugh out loud while reading. The story features unexpected twists and turns, with characters that reappear throughout the series, and one customer notes how the author incorporates historically accurate events into the narrative. Customers praise the writing style, with one highlighting how wit is seamlessly integrated into the prose, while others appreciate its fast-paced, outrageous nature and creative approach.
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Customers enjoy the book's humor, describing it as irreverent and silly, with several mentioning it made them laugh out loud while reading.
"...Pine Cove, Love Nun sits a little outside of all of them, its smart, funny, sexy, and well thought out, everything im looking for when i open a..." Read more
"Great read. Funny and at times, almost factual...... Very clever writing and use of facts to tell a great story." Read more
"...This one lives up that expectation! Very, very funny and not politically correct at all!" Read more
"The only Moore book I have not rated a five, zany and delightful... But a little disconnected...." Read more
Customers find the book highly readable, describing it as a fun and hilarious novel, with one customer highlighting its exploration of an obscure part of the Pacific.
"OK, I am loving this guy. This book is no exception. It is a fun and fast summer read. It takes place in the pacific somewhere near Guam?..." Read more
"...Rollicking, entertaining, and humorous; you will like it. Highly recommended." Read more
"A fun read. The story has nice plot twists and a pair of really rotten bad guys." Read more
"...Was a bit skeptical of the fluffy stuff in the beginning but what a great read! A real change to have a book set somewhere other than US or Europe...." Read more
Customers enjoy the story's unexpected twists and turns, with one customer noting how the author incorporates historically accurate events into the narrative.
"...Very funny with lots of outrageous and unexpected twists and turns...." Read more
"...I wholeheartedly recommend this novel if you are looking for a good story that will leave you with a smirk on your face during the entire read." Read more
"...It's a great story with great characters and takes place in a fascinating and unique setting...." Read more
"Typical Christopher Moore novel, full of wonderful nonsense with a great comic plot and memorable characters...." Read more
Customers love the characters in the book, particularly noting how the minor and major characters reappear throughout the series, with one customer highlighting the author's insight into quirky human nature.
"...novel, full of wonderful nonsense with a great comic plot and memorable characters...." Read more
"...This book makes me laugh! I love the characters, the story and the craziness!" Read more
"Love this author - fun reading!" Read more
"...and the characters were very likeable. The main character, while not a perfect human being, really redeems himself and shows his true, blue colors...." Read more
Customers appreciate the pacing of the book, describing it as fast-paced and original, with one customer mentioning the unique element of talking fruit bats.
"...This book has all of his trademark elements. Goofy fun, a fast, enjoyable read. Highly recommended!" Read more
"Typical Christopher Moore. Very funny with lots of outrageous and unexpected twists and turns...." Read more
"I enjoyed reading this book. Great imaginative storyline. Fast paced and entertaining to the very end. I look forward to more by this author." Read more
"It was OK, less impressive than Lamb or Fool by C Moore. Slow start and not as funny as his other works...." Read more
Customers appreciate the writing style of the book, describing it as wonderful and unique, with one customer noting how the author skillfully incorporates wit into the prose.
"...Another great read from a great author!" Read more
"...He is an exceptional writer with a quick wit and quite the imagination. Getting lost in his head is truly a pleasure." Read more
"Christopher Moore is an awesome writer, and I really enjoy his stuff...." Read more
"...Moore has a writing style where he is able to be very descriptive, set the tone, and build characters, but spin a funny yarn while doing it...." Read more
Customers find the book engaging, with one review describing it as a rip-roaring adventure that takes place in a fascinating setting.
"...LOL'd - ha ha ha...Seriously, though, it's zany & fun, and was a real page-turner...." Read more
"...But it was funny and held my interest (despite the "yeah, yeah, yeahs") all the way to the end so I have to say I liked it." Read more
"...It's difficult to place Moore into any particular genre. Part fantasy, part comedy, part sci fi, part horror, part drama....If you read nothing..." Read more
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Customers appreciate the creativity of the book, with one mentioning the author's great imagination and another noting its interesting concept.
"Christopher Moore writes with outlandish and unabashed creativity...." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2007Delightfully irreverent, featuring pilot Tucker Case, a "geek in a cool guy's body...but under that gin-painted exterior is a guy who sniffs his shorts to check their wearability." Through a series of errors, he becomes imprisoned on a Pacific island that is "little more than a coral cupcake with a guano frosting...covering the news there is akin to taking a penguin census on the Mojave desert."
The island's natives are a left over cargo cult from WWII. They worship Vincent, an American pilot and the painted girl on his bomber. Tucker doesn't understand religion. "It was like heroin. He knew a lot of people did it, but he didn't understand why...spiritually, he was a hamster."
Except for cannibal Sarapul, who claims people taste like spam, the islanders pay homage to Vincent's self-appointed missionaries, including a stand-in for the painted Sky Priestess - Beth, a former stripper. Whenever the emergency call comes from Japan, our "sequined love nun" performs a ritual strip tease for the worshippers as part of the ceremony where the "chosen" is officially selected for kidney donation. Tucker's job is to fly the Lear jet (along with Beth and her goons) to Japan - the organ in the cooler gets half a million dollars in American cash. On this island, missionary work pays well.
Unbelievably, minor and major characters reappear, and Moore weaves the diverse, schizophrenic parts of his story into a seamless conclusion. Rollicking, entertaining, and humorous; you will like it. Highly recommended.
- Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2012Format: KindleVerified Purchase"Love nun" has a totally off the wall plot that amuses and at the same time tell a great story. Moore has a writing style where he is able to be very descriptive, set the tone, and build characters, but spin a funny yarn while doing it.
There is a certain illogical logic that permeates the majority of the story. The deeper down the rabbit hole you go, the crazier the book seems to get. But when you look at everything as a whole, everything flows together well. You just have to suspend your sense of disbelief. Rarely will a chapter go by without you saying something like "did that just happen?" or "did he just say that?"
There isn't much that can be said about the plot of the book without giving anything away as you know just about nothing from the get go, and are slowly spoon fed bits and pieces. Not to say the story is slow, but as you need information, it is given to you.
The characters are a wholly different story. Tucker, the main character has a great sense of oversexed, slightly skewed morality contrasted with a slightly selfish streak. Even the more minor characters, are fleshed out reasonably well.
I wholeheartedly recommend this novel if you are looking for a good story that will leave you with a smirk on your face during the entire read.
- Reviewed in the United States on July 13, 2025Format: KindleVerified PurchaseAnother outstandingly entertaining and enjoyable book from this author. I just love the way he weaves in actual history, science, companies, and culture into his stories. His writing style also just flows and makes for a very relaxing easy read. The humor he adds to his stories is a nice bonus. Any of his books are well worth a reader’s time, but this one was exceptionally good.
- Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2011I want to trumpet that "Christopher Moore has done it again!" but that would be somewhat out of place since this book was released a while ago so the technical explanation of the quality of this book would be more like "Christopher Moore does it for the first or second time!".
I have to say, after reading this book, that I am finally unashamed to say that I am a Christopher Moore fan. I suppose I should be, since this is the fifth or sixth book of his that I have absolutely devoured in the way that is hard to do after having the fun sucked out of a lot of reading because of graduate studies in English. It was this past and my own literary snobbish that didn't want to be a Christopher Moore fan. His books are marketed so that his audience is the same kind of clever woman that reads Tom Robbins books (another author I have an fraught relationship with). I mean, this book has a bright pink cover, one that screams "The man reading this has obvious feminine qualities. When he watches the Harry Potter movies he wants to be Granger, not Potter," and things of the sort. But I have no shame. Moore makes me want more.
I'll gloss on the plot: Tucker Case is a pilot with a past, and a future. After burning out as the personal air chauffeur of a Mary Kay stand-in, he is engaged as a jet pilot for a missionary couple on a Pacific island with a suspiciously large amount of money. Mysteries are solved, laughs are had, and freedom is sought. We also get to have a look at cargo cults and shark hunts. I won't be able to do it justice: you should probably just read the book.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2011While this book is certainly not Moore's best, it does not lack his creativity and hilarity. The story is about the complex relationships between god and follower, science and humanity, and American and native island cultures. Moore especially explores how individuals can use religion and faith to control other people with the Sky Priestess and her followers. The book is a little bit of a slow read at first but it really gets going after you get past some of the exposition. My only complaint is that some beloved characters seem to disappear for long periods of time and it would have been nice to see more of them (like Kimi and Roberto).
If you like this novel, and want to read more of Christopher Moore's work, I recommend Lamb and A Dirty Job. I feel that those two represent his best work.
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youpidouReviewed in France on October 18, 20115.0 out of 5 stars Un excellent moment!
Format: KindleVerified PurchaseCe livre est impossible à poser une fois entamé. Drôlissime, avec du suspense, des rebondissements, des personnages bien costauds. Du rire à chaque page, et du bon! Je n'avais rien lu sur l'intrigue en le commençant, et c'est un excellent point de départ, car on est captivé sans aucune idée de l'endroit où l'auteur a décidé de nous emmener. J'avais déjà lu Lamb du même auteur, celui-ci est encore meilleur...
L. de RuiterReviewed in the United Kingdom on August 29, 20175.0 out of 5 stars Fun read
As I read, I appreciated this book more and more. I found it impossible to predict what was going to happen next and I really enjoy the twists and turns and whimsical creativity of Mr. Moore's writing. I read Lamb (also highly recommended) and went straight on to read this tome. And as I said after Lamb, this will not be my last book by this author. Very entertaining :D
Leslie B.Reviewed in Canada on June 21, 20245.0 out of 5 stars Typical Christopher Moore craziness!
A fun read - as usual with Moore.
SofakingamazonReviewed in Canada on July 26, 20214.0 out of 5 stars If you are a little twisted. You will LOVE this author.
Book came early. Great service. Was a little older than I expected but in great shape. Would do business again.
Iain WoodReviewed in the United Kingdom on May 14, 20244.0 out of 5 stars enjoyable and different 😀
Moved along nicely and intriguingly - Kept my interest and had varying characters and interwoven situations - overall I liked the style - would definitely try another 👍😀




