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Posted on Sep 28, 2011, 2:34:05 PM PDT
terzap says:
Some of the funniest reviews I've ever read are on these products: Nuclear Energy (NH4)2SO4 family ... K3BiCl6 · 2KCl · KH3F4 (Landolt-Börnstein: Numerical Data and Functional Relationships in Science and Technology - New Series / Condensed Matter)

Posted on Sep 29, 2011, 1:05:56 AM PDT
Deuce says:
Ok ...first .... I am quite sure the new touch screen Kindles are a techno marvel. smaller faster , more storage etc. NP there. HOWEVER, as my wife says ...I am a Man's Man. Women want to be with me ...Men want to be like me. It's true. And like a Man's Man I ALWAYS have my hands into SOMETHING. More often than not it is dirty, sticky (no ...NOT untoward women!) and even gluey. Therein is my problem with touch screens. As sure as I am sitting here within a week of having a touch screen I WILL ruin it with some oil, glue, resin, scrape, ... I will have some still fresh SUPER GLUE on my finger and Glue my finger print to the screen. Permanently. I will smear a toxic whatever that will cloud the screen ...likely the day after. If I try to wipe it off I will cloud the screen. I will have glue on my hands and touch a piece of sandpaper. The sandpaper will stick to my finger and I WILL GOUGE a cavern into the screen.

So ... for the sake of suffering humanity and so that Jesus will not weep, I will stick with my techo simpler, but Deuce Proof Ole Style Keyboard Kindle TYVM (thank you very much).

Posted on Oct 4, 2011, 6:55:10 AM PDT
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Posted on Oct 22, 2011, 10:42:19 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 21, 2013, 4:43:50 PM PDT
D. Gelrud says:
I decided to create a website for all of these funny reviews on Amazon. Feel free to take a look at If you have a funny one not previously posted please submit it!

Posted on Nov 17, 2011, 5:22:50 AM PST
D. Dutton says:
There's loads of funny Amazon reviews at :)

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 22, 2011, 11:00:37 PM PST
Redactatrix says:
I'd like to know this, too. It's not obvious, the way things are set up.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 2, 2012, 10:47:40 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Jan 2, 2012, 10:48:39 AM PST
Have any of you read any reviews by Gen JC Christian, Patriot? I discovered him a year or so ago, and whenever I need a some good chuckles, I know I can always count on the good General to provide me with some. Here's an example:

This review is from: Where's the Birth Certificate?: The Case that Barack Obama is not Eligible to be President (Hardcover)
The author of this book, Jerome Corsi, is a true patriot. If it wasn't for the critical work he did to undermine John Kerry's status as a genuine American hero, we'd all be reading Sartre and speaking various dialects of Bostonese.

Corsi saved us by exposing Kerry's manipulation of a rift in the time/space continuum to make it appear that he was in Cambodia on Christmas rather than on President's Day. Kerry never recovered from that revelation. George W Bush, who had spent the war heroically searching for Gen. Võ Nguyên Giáp in honkytonks across East Texas, beat Kerry handily in the presidential election.

Now, he's saving America again with this book questioning the citizenship of our current president, Barack Obama. Building on forensic research conducted by Orly Taitz, Law Dentist, Mr. Corsi proves beyond doubt that Obama: (A) is unheartlandishly hued; (B) has a foreign sounding name; and, (C) replaced the staff of the Hawaii Department of Vital Statistics with a dozen malevolent, fist-bumping, dashiki-wearing, document-forging robots and an old Mexican guy who sits at the reception desk and answers phones.

That's enough to earn "Where's the Birth Certificate" (shouldn't it be "No, Not That Birth Certificate") four stars, but it's a shame Mr. Corsi didn't work a little harder to earn that fifth star. By simply applying Sarah Palin's historical research methods, Mr. Corsi could have fully exposed Obama for who he truly is: An Eskimo who embraced the communist ideology of his walrusian foster parents...

For the rest of this review, and to find more reviews by Gen JC, go to:

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 15, 2012, 7:13:07 AM PST
kjforce says:
check out " whatever..i'm still here" humorous thoughts ,based on revelations by me while stumbling through the garden of life as a weed...

Posted on Jan 28, 2012, 8:04:11 PM PST
Captain says:
Somewhat disappointed that this thread turned out to be reviewers touting their supposedly funny reviews, instead of what the title refers to, funny reviews. Here are the funniest reviews on Amazon (I had hoped to find others in this thread-oh well):

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz

Uranium Ore

Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 28, 2012, 10:01:05 AM PST
harry martin says:
WII comdy about GI, drown by a GI, can not thank of his name but he died a weeks ago ab he was on a USPS stamp.

Posted on Mar 8, 2012, 12:02:54 PM PST
Rose says:
How about ?how desis became the greatest nation on earth

Posted on May 3, 2012, 2:15:28 AM PDT
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Posted on May 3, 2012, 2:17:03 AM PDT
paulmess7 says:
Zenith Class Tourbillon Men's Automatic Watch 65-0520-4035-21-C492
The Funniest One I've Ever Heard In My Life

Posted on May 25, 2012, 8:38:57 AM PDT
I dig the review for Tabasco sauce here:

Posted on May 26, 2012, 11:24:10 AM PDT
I've always wanted to post something along the lines of 'This book is absolutely terrific. The author's use of prose is consumate and here is a novel which, in the fullness of time will become a classic. The maturity of the writing is extremely rare in one so young. The author has made his mother very proud.' but because I'm so lazy I've never uploaded it anywhere.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 2, 2012, 5:31:12 PM PDT
P. S. Wright says:
Thank you. I now feel compelled to purchase an English to Norwegian Crossword Puzzle Book.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 2, 2012, 6:01:18 PM PDT
Thanks for that Wheelmate redirect, almost unhinged my jaw, the funniest pics are the actual product shots from the maker - turn left and your laptop crashes for real. Great forum

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 26, 2013, 7:26:25 AM PST
Marce says:
Great reviews. I am looking for one I saw years ago on a Bible. Could be of one of my fav reciewers: heliacal rising, cousinpaco etc, but I can' find it any more =(. Being a dedicated review observer: have you seen my long lost bible review?

Posted on Sep 27, 2014, 2:34:02 AM PDT
Echo says:
George Takei has some funny reviews on here. I've done a few funny ones myself, and fewer serious, but they're there. I love scrolling the trolling! :)

Posted on Sep 27, 2014, 2:35:20 AM PDT
Echo says:
P.S. what happened to the funny posts on the $2,300 Nike running shoes?
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