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Initial post: Dec 27, 2012, 10:27:44 PM PST
matthews kindle

Posted on Dec 27, 2012, 10:31:33 PM PST
Artist says:
Do you have a question?

Posted on Dec 27, 2012, 10:49:11 PM PST
burst into flame.
took a header off the high dive.
is parading down Main Street naked.

Posted on Dec 27, 2012, 10:56:18 PM PST
Sheila (NJ) says:
Was dropped in a toilet
Won't charge
Isn't registered
Won't connect to wifi
Doesn't do the dishes for me

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 27, 2012, 11:22:49 PM PST
Won't clean the goat pen.
or the chicken coop.
doesn't mop.
or do windows

Posted on Dec 27, 2012, 11:24:13 PM PST
Is this a trick question?

Posted on Dec 27, 2012, 11:25:53 PM PST
Got stolen
Ran away from home
Hasn't changed its name to mine
Doesn't have an apostrophe

Posted on Dec 27, 2012, 11:33:29 PM PST
Is jealous of Mark's Paperwhite
Is mean to Luke's Keyboard Kindle
Is secretly in love with John's Fire HD
That's the gospel truth

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 27, 2012, 11:34:21 PM PST

Posted on Dec 27, 2012, 11:57:49 PM PST
Is covered with sparkly glitter and tiny pom-poms
Ran away to Timbuktu
Leads a double life as a coaster
Is smarter than your Kindle 'cause it eats Ken-L-Ration
Knits one and perls two
So there

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012, 12:14:58 AM PST
Competition winner!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012, 3:44:20 AM PST
I think Michelle is teeny-bopper infatuated with matthews kindle. Instead of writing his name all over her school binder and the back of her hand, she's got it bad. Now she's going onto random internet forums and writing his name there. Poor, poor Michelle. He's probably not worth the this constant, heart-throbbing yearning.

Posted on Dec 28, 2012, 4:25:06 AM PST
Is it akin to Lorenzo's Oil?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012, 4:54:44 AM PST
PJ says:

Isnt Matthews Kindle a rock band?
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Initial post:  Dec 27, 2012
Latest post:  Dec 28, 2012

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