Hot of the presses, I recite from the latest issue of our Free Weekly newspaper's Letters-to-the-Editor column:
>"*It's A Cult, People*
>"I see the religious order known as the Hare Krishna back in the Reader dated March 1 ("Sheep and Goats"). It seems that nobody understands how bad these people really are and how they try to tell us that they have a connection with this evil god known as Lord Krishna. Jesus Christ is far above that so-called Lord Krishna that these zombied-out people chant out to. They are really a dangerous cult and should be avoided even on our streets in San Diego.
>Name Withheld By Request
Yes, burn these bald zombie freaks in robes! Or strike your machete straight down their melon, like they did with this dude ...