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Anti-Christmas Songs

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Initial post: Dec 18, 2012, 8:41:22 AM PST
I don't want to spoil the party or anything, but I was just wondering if there are any good anti-Christmas songs or Christmas parodies out there.

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 8:56:59 AM PST
vivazappa says:
Father Christmas--The Kinks
(Poor kids threaten to beat up Santa Claus if he won't give them money instead of toys.)

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 18, 2012, 9:10:23 AM PST
Very funny, viva
just heard the Misfits do it on Spotify.

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 10:09:01 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 18, 2012, 10:09:53 AM PST
Robert Earl Keen Jr's clever and catchy "merry christmas from the family"is worth checking out even if a dysfunctional christmas isn't actually 'anti-christmas'.
"mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our christmas party..."

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 10:53:59 AM PST
Severin says:
Christmas At Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 11:04:12 AM PST
Dugan Nash says:
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer; not sure who sings this one...
Merry Christmas (I Dont' Wanna Fight) by the Ramones

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 11:24:15 AM PST
Randy says:
Christmas In Prison - John Prine

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 11:30:43 AM PST
None of these song being mentioned are "anti-Christmas" songs.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 18, 2012, 11:32:21 AM PST
Randy says:
No, more like non-traditional Christmas songs.

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 11:36:29 AM PST
Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern) - Bob Dorough with Miles Davis

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 12:05:55 PM PST
Greg Lake's "I Believe In Father Christmas" is definitely an anti-Christmas song.

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 12:39:07 PM PST
Severin says:
'Mr. Grinch'

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 2:26:41 PM PST
Back Door Santa - Clearence Carter

Posted on Dec 18, 2012, 3:40:26 PM PST
B L T says:

Posted on Dec 19, 2012, 5:54:34 AM PST
"Christmas Wishes" by Backwoods
Find it here: Flying Tart Records Presents: Christmas In Heaven

Posted on Dec 19, 2012, 6:00:38 AM PST
Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" was an incentive to blow my brains out on the sales floor of Macy's some years ago. Endless repeat on the work overhead about every 20 minutes or so.

Posted on Dec 19, 2012, 6:22:48 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 19, 2012, 6:23:17 AM PST
vivazappa says:
Yeah and it was probably next to impossible to change the station.
All Christmas tune loops played in stores drive me nuts...Ba Rump Pum Pum Pumm!

Posted on Dec 19, 2012, 7:24:56 AM PST
S. Stalcup says:
Not really a song but Randy Lubas' explication of "The 12 Days of Christmas" on Indianapolis Radio station WFBQ, back when Bob and Tom were still local:

"I can't believe that anybody is this into birds! [ . . . ] Who is this man? Alfred Hitchcock?!!!?"

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 19, 2012, 7:26:30 AM PST
Customer says:
daddy please don't get drunk this christmas

john denver

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 19, 2012, 12:07:56 PM PST
Mr. P says:
Anti - Christmas Songs ....
as in message and/or just by the fact they actually pretty damn good choonz unlike the usual mess thats piped thru the stores pa system.....

1. Blue Xmas [To Whom It May Concern] - Miles Davis & Bob Dorough
2. Santa Claus Go Straight 2 The Ghetto - James Brown
3. Ain't No Chimneys In the Projects - Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings
4. This Christmas - Donny Hathaway/The Whispers/Macy Gray
5. Winter Wonderland - Macy Gray
6. Christmas Rappin' - Kurtis Blow
7. Be There 4 Christmas - Ledisi
9. Blue Holiday - The Shirelles/Aretha Franklin
10. White Christmas - The Drifters
11. Black Christmas - Rose Graham
12. Gee Whiz its Christmas - Carla Thomas
13. Silent Night - The Temptations
14. Christmas In Hollis - Run DMC
15. Run Rudolph Run - Chuck Berry
16. All I Want 4 Christmas [Is 2 BE A Little More Concious] - Ini Kamoze
17. Lonely This Christmas - John Holt
18. Baby it's Cold Outside - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Jordan/Ray Charles & Betty Carter
19. 12 J's of X-Mas - Afroman
20. Christmas Reggae [Sound The Trumpet] - Bob Marley & The Wailers
21. Get Down Santa - The Jive Turkeys
22. Give Love On Christmas Day - Jackson 5/Ledisi
23. The Christmas Song [Chesnuts Roasting On An Open Fire] - Nat King Cole
24. What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas - The Emotions
25. Christmas [Baby Please Come Home] - Darlene Love
26. I'll Be Home for Christmas - Dianne Reeves
27. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus -The Ronettes
28. Santa Claus Is A Black Man - Akim & Teddy Vann
29. We Wish U An Irie Merry Christmas [& A Dancehall New Year] - Jacob Miller & Ray I
30. Merry Christmas Baby - Vernon Garrett [rare groove Funk Jam]
31. Merry Christmas Baby - Charles Brown [The Blues]
32. Please Come Home 4 Christmas - Charles Brown/Ledisi
33. The Secret Of Christmas - Ella Fitzgerald

34. What Are U Doin New Years Eve - Ella Fitzgerald


35. Auld Lang Syne - John Holt

Posted on Dec 19, 2012, 12:16:35 PM PST
Stratocaster says:
The only true "Anti-Christmas Song" I can recall is the one that Michael Topper alreay mentioned - "I Believe In Father Christmas"

Here's the lyrics in case you've never been able to clearly make them out:

They said there'll be snow at christmas
They said there'll be peace on earth
But instead it just kept on raining
A veil of tears for the virgin's birth
I remember one christmas morning
A winters light and a distant choir
And the peal of a bell and that christmas tree smell
And their eyes full of tinsel and fire

They sold me a dream of christmas
They sold me a silent night
And they told me a fairy story
'till I believed in the israelite
And I believed in father christmas
And I looked at the sky with excited eyes
'till I woke with a yawn, in the first light of dawn
And I saw him and through his disguise

I wish you a hopeful christmas
I wish you a brave new year
All anguish, pain and sadness
Leave your heart and let your road be clear
They said there'll be snow at christmas
They said there'll be peace on earth
Hallelujah noel be it heaven or hell
The christmas you get - you deserve

Posted on Dec 19, 2012, 5:17:55 PM PST
No Presents for Christmas- King Diamond

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 19, 2012, 5:22:07 PM PST
____ Christmas - Fear.

Fill in the blank-

Posted on Dec 19, 2012, 8:48:52 PM PST
"I Farted on Santa's Lap, Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me" from the comp, SLEIGHED.

Posted on Dec 19, 2012, 8:59:38 PM PST
I. Wazdere says:
Don't believe in Christmas - Sonics
Christmas in Jail - Youngsters
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