"If you are concerned about the size of the federal government, move to Somalia. They have the smallest federal government in the world. No bloated bureaucracy there! ....If you are concerned about government's role in health care, move to Haiti. The government has no role in health care in that country. ....If you are upset about having elections, move to North Korea. You'll never have to worry about an election again. .....If you are simply upset that your candidate lost the election, move to Russia. They have fake elections there, where the conservative party always wins."
- Cenk Uigur