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Republican National Convention: No alcohol, prostitutes, abortions, condoms, birth control & morning-after pills, no other fundie-Christian sins as per the GOP Charter allowed, but GOOD NEWS: Rape is permitted and encouraged as long as....

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Initial post: Aug 22, 2012, 1:40:16 PM PDT
Truthseeker says:
... as long as rapists can ensure that the female receivers of the rape get pregnant to scientifically certify that the women enjoyed the experience, meaning, therefore, that the acts cannot therefore be considered as "legitimate" rape. Ensuring that the women involved conceive classify the rapes as "illegitimate", in other words, "honor" rapes.

In order to maximize the chances of impregnation, gang rape is highly encouraged. In addition, please refrain from use of any kind of protection as this contravenes the FUNDAMENTAL GOP principles.

Enjoy (both men AND women at the convention....)


PS: What does God think about the GOP Platform?
Ask the Hurricane in the Caribbean.

Posted on Aug 22, 2012, 1:42:28 PM PDT
Mickey Ryan says:
I have a feeling there will be A LOT of prostitutes present - under the radar.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 22, 2012, 1:44:26 PM PDT
Truthseeker says:
Why pay prostitutes, when the convention goers can impregnate for free?

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 22, 2012, 1:48:40 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Aug 22, 2012, 1:51:19 PM PDT
OldAmazonian says:
May the results be some extraordinary people. God knows we need 'em.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 22, 2012, 1:52:32 PM PDT
Mickey Ryan says:
That's probably the exact reason right there. Hookers aren't interested in getting preggerz from tricks and johns. Win/win situation!

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 22, 2012, 1:53:28 PM PDT
Truthseeker says:
Of course. Extraordinary people like Jesus Christ.
The Mary rationale has been expressed by the Apostle Akin.

Posted on Aug 22, 2012, 1:54:47 PM PDT
Rev Otter says:
"Gay bathhouse offering free admittance to RNC delegates during convention. This is not a story from the Onion."

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 22, 2012, 1:59:47 PM PDT
Truthseeker says:
Oh shoot, I forgot to exclude homosexuals in the title. How careless of me.
In fact, to be clear, all vices are banned from the Republican National Convention.

Also, to be clear, illegitimate rape is NOT a vice. The Bible teaches us that the illegitimate rape of Mary by God was a wonderful thing, and the immaculate conception needs to be replicated to the fullest!!
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