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OT: Unrepentant Florida Donkey Diddler Accepts Plea Deal, Will Continue To Fight For His Right To Donkey Sex

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Initial post: Dec 17, 2012, 10:58:20 AM PST
GUEST!! says:

Last week, we brought you the latest developments in the case of Carlos Romero, a Florida farmhand allegedly caught in a sexually compromising position with a miniature donkey named Doodle. It would appear that the judge in the case, Steven Rogers, did not grant the argument made by Romero's lawyers that laws on the books in Florida prohibiting sexual contact with animals violated the U.S. Constitution, a fact which is to Florida's credit. Today, we bring you news that should bring some kind of merciful closure to this sordid affair - but probably won't - as Romero has accepted a plea bargain.

The plea Romero accepted will see him serve no jail time, but will pay a $200 fine and be on probation for one year, and will also require that he undergo STD testing and submit himself for a psychosexual evaluation. It also prohibits him from having contact with children or animals, a fact that will no doubt complicate Romero's finding work as a farmhand, though we are forced to assume that the whole "admitted, unrepentant animal molester" thing would already complicate Romero's upcoming job search in that august field.

Those of you who have been following this story - and if you have, we really can't apologize enough - may recall that this is the same plea deal that Romero turned down as unfair in October. So what's changed? Well, the judge in the case denied claims by Romero's lawyers that the law against sex with animals is unconstitutional, writing in part:

"Upon reviewing the subject statute, this Court is confident that a person of ordinary intelligence would have ample notice that sexual conduct or sexual conduct (as defined by the statute) with a donkey is prohibited."
Romero, who has admitted to having sex with horses in the past, but claimed only to be grooming Doodle for sex in the future, plans to appeal the court's decision, and cited the fact that he can do more work on that appeal on probation than while serving time in jail. For those of you playing along at home, this marks Romero's official transition from Horse Sex Aficionado to Crusading Horse Sex Rights Activist.

Oh, and did we say we were almost done with this one? Maybe not so much - stay tuned next Friday, when Romero is supposed to be back in court fighting Marion County for custody of the donkey, Doodle.

(via Ocala Sun)


Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 11:01:56 AM PST
I'm wondering what google search keywords you used to find this article and why you were looking.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 17, 2012, 11:03:55 AM PST
You've never searched for the lyrics of Yankee Doodle Dandy? You're just not using the internet to its' full potential.

Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 11:03:59 AM PST
User says:
"I miss my Donkey"

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 17, 2012, 11:05:47 AM PST
jtshiel says:
You guys can't knock it unless you've tried it.

Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 11:06:24 AM PST
Soulshine says:
Oh Florida, you have some of the zaniest goofballs around.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 17, 2012, 11:07:33 AM PST
Isn't that the state that has our favorite disbarred attorney?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 17, 2012, 11:09:41 AM PST
Soulshine says:
Yes! I forgot that from Friday. A proud Floridian.

Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 11:10:13 AM PST
Doodle is a guy name.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 17, 2012, 11:12:36 AM PST
GUEST!! says:
I frequently read Geekosystem for its humerous articles. It's been following this trial for a little while now because the whole thing is a hilarious train wreck.

Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 12:34:44 PM PST
Voice of god says:
Since when was it illegal to do it in the ass?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 17, 2012, 12:39:06 PM PST
MrFoxhound says:
They warned us this would happen if we legalized gay marriage. Why?! Why didn't we listen?!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 17, 2012, 12:40:03 PM PST
MrFoxhound says:
Post of the day!

Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 1:03:18 PM PST
Mojie55 says:
I blame Shrek!

Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 1:11:40 PM PST
YIGT says:
He was just riding his donkey whats wrong with that.

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YIGT says:
joke away.

Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 1:36:59 PM PST
The American Dream

Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 2:27:35 PM PST
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Oh, amamods... Can you not tell sarcasm, even when it's blatant?

Posted on Dec 17, 2012, 3:01:30 PM PST
Benpachi says:
Ooh, cake!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 17, 2012, 3:10:48 PM PST
Rev Otter says:
<<the judge in the case, Steven Rogers>>

i have all his trading cards. vintage set, some slight foxing around the edges. it's took me a couple of years to put together.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 17, 2012, 3:16:33 PM PST
Anthony says:
so you're from Tijauna, huh?
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