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OT- Relieving Yourself


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Initial post: May 3, 2012, 9:36:03 AM PDT
L says:
So I'm at McDonald's waiting in line to order. A man with three kids finishes ordering then quickly heads outside with his two boys- roughly 3 and 5 years-old. I'm standing there in line patiently waiting to sink my teeth into an Egg McMuffin, when I glance out the door and see the aforementioned man with his two kids standing at the bushes, pants down to their knees, helping them take a piss.

I was incredulous. This isn't some third-world country where any old corner or bush doubles as a urinal. And they weren't even being subtle about it! If you are going to behave like an animal, at least have the decency to go to the back of the building or behind the dumpster so that everybody in line for breakfast doesn't have to stare at your kid's bare asses.

Once I got my food and headed for a table, I noticed that the bathrooms were blocked off with an "Out of Order" sign. Having young kids myself, I understand that you are often at the mercy of their small bladders. Still, at least find some cover!

Posted on May 3, 2012, 9:50:26 AM PDT
Meth Panther says:
So what did you do with the bodies?

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 9:53:01 AM PDT
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Kirksplosion says:
In the infamous and immortalized words of world-renowned philosopher and cultural theorist, Jeff Goldblum - "When you gotta go, you gotta go."

Posted on May 3, 2012, 9:55:23 AM PDT
GarionOrb says:
My parents used to live next door to this unrefined and uncouth yokel. Every so often, as my parents were having drinks outside on their deck, he'd come over to chat. Sometimes he'd bring his little boy with him, and when the kid needed to relieve himself the guy would insist that he pee on the side of my parents' house instead of using the restroom. That was weird enough. But one day he invited us over to look a the results of the massive renovations he made to his house. We walked through (it really was impressive) and back out the back door. The guy had been drinking a beer the whole time, and when we got outside, midconversation, he just whipped out his dong and started pissing on his lawn. Right there. To say we were shocked was an understatement.

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In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 9:56:31 AM PDT
McAwesomeo says:
Hey, it's McDonalds. Where do you think they get the meat, cows? Be realistic.

Posted on May 3, 2012, 9:58:15 AM PDT
B. Hoover says:
Indecent exposure! It's off to the registry of sexual offenders with them!

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:18:06 AM PDT
L says:
Introducing the newest addition to the McDonald's Dollar Value menu- The Handburger.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:22:56 AM PDT
WesCyde . says:
Yah because women are so innocent too...

Posted on May 3, 2012, 10:27:36 AM PDT
I'm just feeling really sorry for the McDonald's employees.

I did look out my window once, years ago, and saw a homeless guy pissing on the side of the building right next to my office. He saw me & gave me a jaunty wave & a smile. This is the only time that I recall seeing a grown man urinating in public that was not at a primitive campground.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:28:17 AM PDT
I'm envisioning Eddie from Christmas Vacation.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:28:49 AM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:31:43 AM PDT
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Wow Madam Prosecutor!!!...Did you haul him off to the pokey???....I think a guy just feels "entitled" to whip it out whenever the urge hits him!!!

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:40:33 AM PDT
WesCyde . says:
Me too then you had to go and add all that other stuff which basically just stereotyped all guys

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:42:46 AM PDT
L says:
...which brings a smile to my face because it reminds me of Snot.

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Posted on May 3, 2012, 10:45:11 AM PDT
They really have no choice. Didn't think they would make it to dumpster. It beats going to hospital for urinal poisoning.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:46:35 AM PDT
Now that is a good point GofG....There should be public restrooms like those that they provide on the walls in the subway!!!

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:48:11 AM PDT
WesCyde . says:
No just giving you SHhhhhh,

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:50:43 AM PDT
Harmicky says:
Bittersweet is a staunch perpetrator of negative stereotyping. You kind of just have to accept it's who she is.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:54:14 AM PDT
There's no need to waste a jail bed on a guy who needs to take a piss. I closed my blinds and he went away.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:55:03 AM PDT
Are your ginger balls spicy, like gingerbread, or more sweet, like candied ginger?

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:57:16 AM PDT
"Gingerbro"...Bitter shakes her head!!! Hasn't it been a week by now---

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 10:57:52 AM PDT
J. says:
My father and I were in Manhattan not too long ago and witnessed a homeless man roll to his side (facing a building) to relieve himself. Unfortunately, the sidewalk was sloped towards the street, so it ended up soaking his pants, anyway.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012, 11:00:22 AM PDT
I concur!!! .....I was just foolin around witchu anyway Madam...
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