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OT: Not every day you get an email from someone offering to be your servant

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Initial post: Dec 20, 2012, 9:24:02 AM PST
Saw this in my inbox this morning. I have no idea why I attract the weird scammers.

"Good evening, master
Do you want to have a servant which is ready to satisfy all your wishes and dreams? My name is Kassandra. I am young, pretty beautiful and I adore sex experiments like BDSM, roleplaying and so on. I think that sex is all about expressiveness and not only about missionary pose, right?
I am searching for a man who is able to satisfy me completely, you know what I mean, don't you?) If you ready to eliminate any boundaries and ready to experience the most fervent desire and best sex in ur life then do not hesitate and write me back as soon as you can! I am waiting!

Can't wait to hear from you!

Yours, Kassandra"

Posted on Dec 20, 2012, 9:27:27 AM PST
Prankster says:
Send her over with your reference. I am sure I can find something for her here at Pranksters Inc.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 9:28:49 AM PST
The subject line is also worthy of consideration:

"If I could attach a candy to this letter I would do so. I hope the words work the same."

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 9:29:35 AM PST
Some people are into that stuff.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 9:30:15 AM PST
You should reply, "They don't. Candy or GTFO."

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 9:30:53 AM PST
Ha! I just might do that.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 9:31:33 AM PST
FOGE says:
Pass. Wait for the servant that has sandwich making prowess under her resume.

Posted on Dec 20, 2012, 9:31:49 AM PST
Sounds Legit

Posted on Dec 20, 2012, 9:36:49 AM PST
Waldo says:
Why do you even open Spam? I'm sure your computer has a nice computer virus now!

Posted on Dec 20, 2012, 9:37:18 AM PST
Kassandra... Don't trust her. I caught her sleeping with my dog.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 9:39:15 AM PST
Nope, it doesn't but thanks for caring.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 9:39:17 AM PST
user22 says:
He sounds like a nice guy.

Posted on Dec 20, 2012, 9:42:57 AM PST
Forward it to me. That sounds amazing!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 9:43:03 AM PST

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 10:24:10 AM PST
send a reply and saying, bring me a taco

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 20, 2012, 10:28:54 AM PST
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