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There's nothing like having all your time free for getting into trouble. I considered doing that, but it's really a hassle. The fallout includes apologizing, placating, making redress; it's just too much. So, I write. I have not had to do any of those above mentioned things yet because of anything I've written. This leaves me free to write more stuff for which I could conceivably get into trouble. It's the Circle of Life.
My blog, ChezGigi.com, is 95% fact-free, and dedicated solely to humor. Some people are naturally funny, some have funny thrust upon them, and some must actually work at it, to paraphrase an American president. Now that I have placed myself in the company of presidents, I vow to be as funny as they are.
I've started my regular life memoirs and am writing them down as fast as stuff happens. Stuff rarely seems to happen, so here comes the Getting Into Trouble For Fun and Profit, again. The working title is: Please Remain Seated In Your Comfort Zone.
I want to publish my children's stories someday. They feature two adorable puppies, who may travel around the world working as flight attendants. They will fetch your peanuts much faster.
When I'm not writing (it's addictive, like manic drug shots to the brain) I'm a pool workout artist, a Straightener of Rugs, I take my dog Sugar to the park so she can run circles around me, and I'm a cheating, lying dieter.
My blog, ChezGigi.com, is 95% fact-free, and dedicated solely to humor. Some people are naturally funny, some have funny thrust upon them, and some must actually work at it, to paraphrase an American president. Now that I have placed myself in the company of presidents, I vow to be as funny as they are.
I've started my regular life memoirs and am writing them down as fast as stuff happens. Stuff rarely seems to happen, so here comes the Getting Into Trouble For Fun and Profit, again. The working title is: Please Remain Seated In Your Comfort Zone.
I want to publish my children's stories someday. They feature two adorable puppies, who may travel around the world working as flight attendants. They will fetch your peanuts much faster.
When I'm not writing (it's addictive, like manic drug shots to the brain) I'm a pool workout artist, a Straightener of Rugs, I take my dog Sugar to the park so she can run circles around me, and I'm a cheating, lying dieter.
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