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Blog postMy friend, David Williams, recently got home from hanging with his grandkids and trying not to strike out. I thought he’d have a blast, but being blasted would have been much more to the point.
He responded to what a visit to see his young grandkids was like:
One night, my granddaughter (11) had a piano recital, while my older grandson (9) had a baseball game, and the third (4) just had four year old things to do. Pop Pop tries not to pry too much into les affaires des enfants -
Blog post“Let’s ask the dogs” is about our recent adventures in real estate, which continue apace in the far northeastern sector of California, otherwise known as Modoc County.
Since moving here last November, we’ve managed to get some work done on the house and we tried to acquire another house in Gallup, NM. That’s almost as far from here as Florida, minus about a thousand miles. But we make up for that missing thousand miles by being north of there altogether. It’s no wonder we’re all confu -
Blog postProfessionalism is dead, I hear. I didn’t actually “hear” that, I have read it in comments and posts on the internet, that bastion of all that’s Good and True. It was also there on the internet where I read that saying “Thank you” is lame. If you want or expect a thank you for a gift or a favor, you’re as bad as Hitler.
That Hitler. He gets around. Everybody’s favorite funny guy.
“Heil, Honey, I’m Home!” The most recent comment on professionalism was on Twitter the other day. -
Blog postBehind the Mask sounds like it could be a Zorro or Batman movie, but in 7 Ways to Use Your Useless Masks, we will explore….well….ways to use your now useless facial pandemic accessories. What you do with your haz mat suit is entirely up to you. You can always save these things for the next pandemic. I hear the gas masks in Europe from WWII might come in handy, but let’s hope not.
Now cue the harp music and try to remember, not so very long ago, we talked mask, mask, mask, all day long -
Blog postTo Move and Move Again is so James Bond. I wish I had it as easy as he does. Every time he goes to work, there’s a darn good chance he won’t come home again. Therefore, he has never felt the need to shop in any of those exotic locales while on a work assignment. He has sex instead. Smart man.
Me, I shopped when I traveled. I brought home baskets from Africa, rugs from Turkey and India, jewelry from everywhere, stuff from Harrods. It was heaven. Until thirty or forty years later when y -
Blog postHouse husbands with pearl handled Swiffers is now trending. There is no lack of testosterone in this country after all. There is merely a lack of real pearls for the handles of their Swiffers. Once again, we will hear from my friend, David Williams, without whom this blog would have perished. I’ve been on the mend from moving, and pneumonia, and will post about that very soon. Until then, enjoy this little gem.
My wife says I have crossed a line. Flaws are forgivable (now she tells me -
Blog postFootball with a pink tutu is more sinister even than it sounds. It’s a story my friend and fellow writer, David Williams, told me the other day.
The following is Mr. William’s story, who, by the way, will be the sole writer for this blog if I don’t get back in gear soon. We have sold our house and are moving out of state and deep into the country life.
(I will write about it as soon as I can find something something funny about packing and moving.)
To wit, David Willia -
Blog post(Pandemic normal Includes Building a Fence was written by my friend, David Williams, a very funny married man–as you will see–and a purveyor of “manly pursuits”.)
The pandemic is fence construction time. Nothing against the neighbors per se, but the wife said, “I want a fence here.” Because that’s how she talks.
Yes, manly pursuits have taken a left turn somewhere during the year, because if I’m not sitting on my butt spending unemployment money to order pizza and -
Blog postOne of the newest maxims out there is: Touch Not the Parking Meter. Last week I became acquainted with this updated method of doing business with the city.
(Quick tip: Never do business with the city. They’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain. Same goes for government in general.)
I had an urgent Happy Hour meeting scheduled with friends and it required me to drive to the appointed place and then park my car on a street that charged for that privilege.
We carr -
Blog postTen things caused by Covid are being brought to my attention almost daily. For more than a year now I’ve heard the term “the new normal.” We get it. Things have changed and we are supposed to get used to them. There’s no need to make phrases like “the new normal” the new normal. Because then what happens when it changes back? Will it be the old normal or a new new normal? Answer me that.
I actually don’t have ten things caused by Covid (the typing monitor thinks I mean oviduct, which
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Please Remain Seated in Your Comfort Zone: How Traveling Jokes, and What They Pack, Can Make the World a Better Place
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Nothing I Learned in Kindergarten Has Done Me a Bit of Good: A Humorous Memoir On Life From Kindergarten Onwards
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