Far from the Madding Gerund and Other Dispatches from Language Log 1st Edition

I've always been sort of a grammar freak (which is not to say I don't make my share of mistakes), but I now know I'm not quite ready to play with the big boys. Mark Liberman and Geoffrey K. Pullum are definitely two of the big boys, and they do indeed like to play. That's part of the reason they started an online magazine called Language Log and began filling it with mini-essays, observations, and occasional rants on all sorts of grammatical topics. Their overriding goal was to reintroduce the general public to linguistics and the proper use of the English language. Even now, it sounds like a crazy dream - after all, I certainly don't remember the last time a break room conversation at work turned into a debate over linguistics - but I think it is safe to say the site has been wildly successful. It's not all that hard to see why. Liberman and Pullum are not your prototypical linguistics professors, and they don't write boring, pedantic, stodgy old posts about arcane topics. Instead, their writing is witty, pithy, sometimes surprisingly irreverent, and - well - fun. Most of their posts are borne of things they hear on the news, read in a book, come across on a web page, etc. Scholars by day - working on articles that take months to appear in journals only those in the profession will likely ever read - these fellows, as they readily admit, have a blast working on The Language Log, largely because the site affords them the luxury of instant publication, grants them the means to correspond with a growing readership of laymen genuinely interested in the proper use of language, and allows them to express ideas they could never truly address in a peer-reviewed journal. Far From the Madding Gerund is the natural outgrowth of their online mission, bringing together a wide range of Language Log posts.

It's obvious how much these men love and care about linguistics, especially now that it is becoming a lost art in the world of academia. They want to communicate their own feelings for the subject matter to others and thereby help right some of the wrongs being perpetrated in the grammatical world of today. They are not knights defending a 19th-century treasure horde of golden rules, either. I was quite surprised by the flexibility and adaptability they show toward modern-day usage. The language changes constantly, and they are right there in the middle of it, warning us of the dangers and obstacles that lurk around each corner and shining the light of truth on those who would mislead us. They absolutely excoriate Strunk and White, long-recognized authority figures in the field, take copy editors to task for mangling perfectly acceptable grammar into highfaluting nonsense, and bemoan those who are propagating grammatical myths to many a student. Some of what they say goes against what I was taught, but the authors go to great lengths to defend their positions - not only do they tell us that, to take one example, the commandment "thou shalt not split infinitives" is without merit, they explain why.

I had several different reactions to the information in this book. Early on, I was disheartened to find Pullum allowing for the fact that the singular they (one of my own biggest pet peeves) is becoming standard, but it just goes to show you how separated both authors are from prescriptivists who oppose any and all changes in the English language. Once they began arguing that split infinitives are perfectly OK, though, they had my full attention and maintained it all the way through the book's hilarious ending (several Pullum essays devoted to what he regards as the stylistic mess of mega-author Dan Brown's writing - starting with the very first sentence of The Da Vinci Code).

Far From the Madding Gerund isn't a particularly easy read, however. While the authors are in many ways writing for the non-linguistic crowd, their essays are littered with linguistic terms I never knew or forgot the meanings of long ago (preterites, past and present subjunctives, etc.). On the other hand, most of the material they address comes from pop culture in the form of comments from government leaders, articles in newspapers, and well-known books of literature. They also make heavy use of Google searches as an unscientific yet demonstrative means of gauging the prevalent usage of certain words or phrases (proving that certain ones are far from the brink of extinction, no matter what others might say).

Before closing, I think it would behoove me to say that Liberman and Pullum are not grammar policemen; in fact, they have no use whatsoever for those who yell Gotcha and make a big deal out of every single grammatical mistake they come across (unless, of course, it's Dan Brown's). They will, however, pounce upon anyone they find corrupting young grammatical minds with completely wrong notions about the proper use of English. Through it all, their overriding goal is simply to show the public that linguistics is not only important, it can also be a lot of fun.

It's hard to imagine any lover of words who wouldn't be susceptible to this wonderful book. Flip it open at random and forget about whatever you were doing before... The first chapter is titled "Random monkeys & mendacious pontificating old windbags", enough right there to justify the purchase. It's all from the Language Log blog, to which I've pointed repeatedly in my own blog ([...] but there's definitely value-added in the printed form, not least in the index and the many interesting callouts sprinkled here and there. It's simply ideal bathroom (or bedtime) reading. My advice: Run right out and buy multiple copies, and place them with those most in need.

I don't like to read blogs off the net, it seems that you are just getting into the meat of things and you've reached the end of the entry, or, often the entry simply isn't worth taking the time to read it. On the other hand, taking a collection of the best entries from a blog and converting them into a book makes for very enjoyable reading.

The Language Log consists of comments on the English language. Here is a collection of the best entries posted by a wide range of interested people. Surprisingly they are not too dogmatic in their approach. English is a vibrant, working language being expanded by words that describe new things and by the addition of foreign words as more and more people speak English from around the world. Indeed it's becoming the lingua franca of the world (in spite of what the French think).

The entries range from the somewhat confusing to the very funny. Perhaps the best are where a consumate master of literature deliberately uses a grammatical error to make a point.

I don't see, however, any defense of the southern word ya'll. We need something for the second person plural, maybe I'll go make an entry.

Language Log is a popular linguistics blog; Liberman runs it, and Pullum is a frequent contributor; this book is a collection of essays from the blog. As such, it has the virtues of blog postings: the essays are lively, informal, timely, and linked to related essays. It also has the shortcomings of blog postings: self-absorbed and self-important, and very nasty towards those they don't like--I happen to enjoy Pullum's skewering of Dan "Da Vinci Code" Brown's prose style, but I find their repeated vilification of Strunk & White uncomfortable and embarrassing (ditto repeated vilification of my profession). Some neat new things get brought up, like using Google to turn the whole Internet into a corpus; but you get them in little bits, several times over, instead of one developed treatment like you'd expect in a book format.

Nice as an introduction to the blog, but if you like this sort of thing read it online and not in a book--it's poorly served by the paper medium. (Their way of recreating hyperlinks in print is distracting and not easy on the eyes: old-fashioned footnote format would have worked better.) Oh and by the way, the title essay (if anyone was wondering), does not concern gerunds, madding or otherwise, nor the Thomas Hardy novel, but rather the phrase "far from".

People who will enjoy this book include:
1.) Scholars with a sense of humor.
2.) Linguistics professor groupies.
3.) Thoughtful types who periodically chuckle over the New York Times crossword.
4.) Mendacious windbags.
5.) Hair-splitters, nit-pickers, and cavil-creators.
6.) Blog enthusiasts who like seeing books of same.
7.) You.

For a preview of Madding Gerund's style, topics, and wit, visit the the very popular on-line magazine Language Log ([...] Then buy this wonderful book and prepare to think and smile.