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George Lopez 5 Seasons 2004

Season 3
4.8 out of 5 stars (85) IMDb 6.7/10

Stand-up comedian George Lopez ("Bread and Roses," "Resurrection Blvd.") stars as the first guy to be promoted from the assembly line to plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane-parts factory.

Starring:
George Lopez, Constance Marie

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Season 3

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1. Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 1

George Lopez's (series star GEORGE LOPEZ) life hasn't become any easier since he became the first assembly line worker to be promoted to plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane parts factory. Part one of a two-part episode.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: September 26, 2003
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2. Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 2

In jail for striking his father, Manny, George is shocked when Manny arrives. Manny explains that this is the only way he could get George to listen to him apologize for abandoning the family when George was a youngster.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: September 26, 2003
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3. The Cuban Missus Crisis

Angie finds out that her parents are getting divorced. Meanwhile, George becomes nervous and insecure about his marriage when Angie's income as a cosmetics saleswoman increases and her social life improves.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 3, 2003
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4. Feel the Burn

Benny receives an unwelcome gift after having sex with her younger boyfriend, Randy. When George accompanies Benny to the gynecologist, he discovers that she secretly gave birth to a girl after he was born and gave her up for adoption.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: October 10, 2003
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5. Carmen's Dating

Carmen begins dating Jason, the most popular boy in school, but when he refuses to be seen in public with Carmen, George and Angie intervene. Although they approve of Jason, they urge Carmen to have more self-respect.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 17, 2003
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6. Split Decision

When Jack and Mel Powers, the brothers who own the factory where George works, acquire a lucrative new defense contract, everyone celebrates. Unfortunately, George triggers an argument between the brothers and must soon choose sides.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 24, 2003
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7. No One Gets Out Alive

After the crash of an airplane built from parts made at George's factory, the nervous employees blame one another. An inspector interviews them and then closes the plant temporarily until it is determined what happened.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 31, 2003
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8. Bringing Home the Bacon

With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceañera (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now--to George's chagrin.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: November 7, 2003
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9. Fishing Cubans

When Angie's uncle needs help defecting from Cuba by raft, George, Ernie and Angie's father, Vic, head out to sea--and have a confrontation with the U.S. Coast Guard. Meanwhile, Max hosts an unsanctioned birthday party for himself.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: November 14, 2003
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10. Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

When George invites his extended family, including his estranged father, Manny; his stepmother, Lydia; and his stepbrother, also named George to Thanksgiving dinner, he discovers that his father needs a new kidney.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 21, 2003
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11. Mementos

George is preparing to donate one of his kidneys to his ailing father. At the same time, he gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 28, 2003
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12. Christmas Punch

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: December 12, 2003
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13. Why You Crying?

When Max begins misbehaving at school because of his learning disability--and disrespecting his elders at home--Benny disciplines him, provoking rage from George and Angie.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: January 9, 2004
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14. The Trouble with Ricky

After Max's mischievous friend Ricky causes more trouble in the Lopez home, George bans him from the house. But Angie persuades George to allow Ricky to live there temporarily because Ricky's parents are having marital trouble.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: January 23, 2004
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15. God Needles George

When Mr. Needles, the family dog, is diagnosed with a tumor, George informs Max that the veterinarian has recommended that Mr. Needles be euthanized the next day.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 6, 2004
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16. Benny and Randy

When Benny's much younger boyfriend, Randy, offers her the key to his apartment, commitment-wary Benny flees. Although he is repulsed by the relationship, George tries to explain his acerbic mother to Randy.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 13, 2004
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17. Weekend at Benny's

After Angie goes away on a business trip and George realizes how unruly his kids are, he sends Carmen and Max to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 20, 2004
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18. Jason Tutors Max

When George and Angie hire a beautiful tutor, Ashley, for Max, he becomes too distracted to learn. Carmen's boyfriend, Jason, volunteers to tutor Max, but when Carmen and Jason break up, teenage angst rules the house.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: February 27, 2004
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19. Angie Gets Tanked

When George and Angie work at the dunk tank for a school fund-raiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George gets fiercely competitive when New York Yankee KENNY LOFTON helps raise money for handicapped children.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 12, 2004
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20. The Art of Boxing

Without his mom's knowledge, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by the daughter of boxing legend Muhammad Ali, LAILA ALI, in order to relieve stress and insomnia. George and Benny try their best to keep Max's new pastime a secret from Angie.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 26, 2004
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21. George's House of Cards

George invites Angie's newly divorced dad, Vic (recurring guest star EMILIANO DIEZ), to join a nickel-and-dime poker match. But when George wins fifty dollars on one hand, and Vic refuses to pay him, a simple game threatens to split apart the family.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: April 2, 2004
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22. Dance Fever

After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George tries to gain approval from his mom by dancing at the congratulatory party--but ends up humiliating himself in front of his entire staff.

TV-PG CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: April 9, 2004
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23. She Drives Me Crazy

Carmen is excited about going to the prom with her boyfriend, Jason, and wants to get her license and drive herself for the first time. Despite the fact that Carmen has a learner's permit, George thinks she's too young to drive.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: April 16, 2004
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24. George Goes to Disneyland

Max is excited about the Lopez family's trip to Disneyland, but George refuses to go because it reminds him of his deprived childhood. However, he becomes overwhelmed with guilt that he is not sharing the fun with his son.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 20 minutes Release date: April 30, 2004
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25. Bachelor Party

As wedding plans progress for Benny and Randy (recurring guest star NICK OFFERMAN), clumsy factory worker Amy (recurring guest star/executive producer SANDRA BULLOCK - "Two Weeks Notice"), returns from 6 months in the hospital and tries to win Randy back.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 7, 2004
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26. Wrecking Ball

Still furious about the breakup with her boyfriend, Benny smashes the hood of her boss' car with a golf club. Later, when the factory is vandalized, Benny gets blamed for that too--but it's a crime she didn't commit.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 14, 2004
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27. What George Doesn't Noah

Carmen's friend Noah (recurring guest star JOHNNY PACAR) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (recurring guest star TREVOR WRIGHT) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 21, 2004
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28. Now George Noah Ex-Zackly What Happened

George and Angie confront Carmen regarding her relationship with Zack. When George speaks to Zack, the boy's true intentions toward Carmen become clear--infuriating George.

TV-NR CC Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 21, 2004
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I gotta say when I first got into this show I didn't think I was gonna like it. Man, did I prove myself wrong! I love this show! I had just purchased the first 3 seasons and from the time I popped the first 2 season box set in to the end of season 3 I was crying from laughter. You get all the good stuff like human interest stories with George and his wife Angelina's daughter Carmen getting teased at school for being different then as a result she gets transferred to a better school environment. Then you find out that there youngest child Max has Dyslexia, a learning disability and he tries to cope with that. All sorts of great story lines that fit just perfectly in the world. Let us not forget George's smart mouthed short tempered mother Benita who is a definite tear jerk-er.

Now that the pleasantry's are out of the way hear is the sad truth. It has took 6 years for them to release the 3rd season. The only thing I ask whoever is reading this is to show support for this excellent show. Purchase your copy for the full amazon asking price. Spread the word. Help Warner Home Video release the rest of the seasons and soooooooon! Every sale counts...if it's priced at a high number.
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I love this show, and I love to watch and re-watch all the episodes. Whether is be on DVD or on Nick-At-Nite I love watching over and over. I love the frequent celebrity guest cameos. I am eagerly awaiting the release of seasons four, five, and six.
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My 15 year old daughter and I laughed out loud during every episode. It's so much fun to turn on a sitcom and know for certain that you'll be laughing all the way through it!!!
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George Lopez is one of my favorite comics of all time, and his show just proves that he can not only do stand-up but tv as well. He is absolutely hilarious, and the cast is wonderful as well. I recommed this show to anyone who loves to laugh! especially if u are latina/o and grew up with a latino family. You get a lot of the references, and it just makes the show better.
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I really wished season 4, 5 and 6 would come out on dvd too! If you loved the George Lopez tv show I suggest buying the seasons before they stop selling them and airing them on tv!
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By Zach on November 3, 2013
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Love this show. An all-time favorite. Showing my support for this show and hoping for the release of the rest of the seasons!
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George Lopez is always funny. Always doing something crazy it seems in which his wife disapproves. Sometimes getting into trouble with his best friend Ernie and always has the ongoing joking acts with his mother and his wife's dad it seems! At least they got this DVD set out 6 years after the first one back in 2007. Now hope to see seasons 4, 5 and 6 come out! There are 28 episodes on this DVD set on 3 discs.

Disc 1:
Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
The Cuban Missus Crisis
Feel the Burn
Carmen's Dating
Split Decision
No One Gets Out Alive
Bringing Home the Bacon
Fishing Cubans
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

Disc 2:
Mementos
Christmas Punch
Why You Crying?
The Trouble with Ricky
God Needles George
Benny and Randy
Weekend at Benny's
Jason Tutors Max
Angie Gets Tanked

Disc 3:
The Art of Boxing
George's House of Cards
Dance Fever
She Drives Me Crazy
George Goes to Disney Land
Bachelor Party
Wrecking Ball
What George Doesn't Noah (1)
Now George Noah Ex-Zack-Ly What Happened (2)

These episodes are all in their full format and some even have additional scenes than what was broadcasted! Overall I enjoy this DVD set quite much and it is well worth $12 if you're into this comedy!!
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I am not of Mexican origin and do not understand spanish but when Lopez would break from english and say something in spanish under his breath, I laugh because I think I know what he means .
I watched all of his episodes on TV and now I am trying to collect them all. It is too bad amazon do not sell a complete collector set. I would snap it up.
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