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Roseanne 9 Seasons 1997

Season 9
(128) IMDb 7.0/10
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The Conner family wins the lottery, and Roseanne takes a strange turn: Roseanne's sister Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) dates a prince; Roseanne buys the plastics factory where she'd worked in the show's first season; Roseanne's mother Bev (Estelle Parsons) comes out at Thanksgiving; the show becomes rife with celebrity guest stars and fantasy sequences parodying Evita and Rosemary's Baby; and Roseanne turns her anger on targets like supermarket tabloids and television executives

Starring:
Roseanne Barr, John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf

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1. Call Waiting

After their big fight, Dan leaves dozens of messages for Roseanne on Jackie's answering machine, trying to reconcile. Jackie reminds Roseanne that they have "scientifically picked" numbers for that night's drawing. Roseanne sits down to watch TV but begins to daydream that she and Dan are characters in "That Girl," "Mary Tyler Moore" and "I Dream of Jeannie." In the meantime Jackie watches the Lotto drawing and sees that their number is the winner.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: September 17, 1996
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2. Millions From Heaven

Jackie rushes over to the Conners' to let them know that they've just won the lottery prize of $108 million. Everyone is stunned, but they soon begin fantasizing about how they'll spend the money. When they arrive at the lottery office with the ticket, their win is confirmed, but they learn that they'll have to wait several weeks to receive the first check. But Dan tells Roseanne that no matter what, they'll still be the same two people they always were.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: September 24, 1996
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3. What a Day for a Daydream

While sitting around the dinner table with her family, talking about their lottery winnings, Roseanne daydreams about herself and the family being on _"Jerry Springer Show, The" (1991)_ , she and Jackie posing for "Playboy", and winning the Miss Universe contest.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 1, 1996
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4. Honor Thy Mother

Dan's friends and family wonder what's up when he begins pondering the meaning of life. Everyone assumes he's in a pensive mood because he's won so much money in the lottery. When Dan skips Monday night football and starts spackling the living room walls at eleven o'clock at night, Roseanne demands an explanation. Dan says he feels like he's been a lousy son. His mother is in a psychiatric hospital and he hasn't done a thing for her. He tells Roseanne he's planning a trip to take his mother to a place in California where she can get an in-depth diagnosis.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 8, 1996
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5. Someday My Prince Will Come

Jackie literally meets her prince charming, who whisks her and the family away to New York City.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 15, 1996
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6. Pampered to a Pulp

Roseanne and Jackie's relaxing spa weekend turns out to be a disaster.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 22, 1996
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7. Satan, Darling

After a night of drinking with the New York socialites, Roseanne has a strange dream about the future of Darlene and her baby.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 29, 1996
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8. Hoi Polloi Meets Hoity Toity

Astrid Wentworth (who Roseanne and Jackie met at a party) takes Roseanne's clan home to meet her family. Roseanne's amazed at both the opulent surroundings and how repressed everyone is. They wear eight different outfits a day, begin drinking at ten a.m., keep huge stashes of prescription drugs, eat the finest foods and never express a single emotion. While Roseanne is discovering that the butler is the only person she can really talk to, the youngest Wentworth daughter, Kiki, is trying to seduce D.J.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 12, 1996
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9. Roseambo

Roseanne battles a group terrorists holding her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington D.C.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 19, 1996
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10. Home is Where the Afghan Is

Roseanne is depressed that Dan won't be home for Thanksgiving. But she's elated that for the first time ever, she won't have to cook since she's having the meal catered. And though she's surrounded by her family, it doesn't quite feel like home with all the new furniture and the big screen TV. Later, Roseanne tells Jackie that even with their millions, money doesn't buy happiness. They load up the huge quantity of leftover food, take it to the homeless shelter, and help serve Thanksgiving dinner.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 26, 1996
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11. Mothers and Other Strangers

Roseanne misses Dan and tries to prepare the home for his return. Bev visits with Nana Mary to talk about her life and makes a startling discovery.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: December 3, 1996
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12. Home for the Holidays

Dan is finally home from his trip to California, and is amazed at the changes in the Conner family lifestyle that have taken place in his absence. Roseanne is thrilled to have Dan home, but notices that he doesn't seem to be quite himself. He's evasive when she suggest that they take a vacation together alone, and when she asks if anything's wrong, he says it must be "jet lag." Darlene and David face a challenge when they go shopping for toys for their soon-to-arrive child -- they want things that are fun, but also non-violent.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: December 17, 1996
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13. Say It Ain't So

Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne while Jackie deals with turmoil in her own relationship. DJ wants to videotape the birth of Darlene's baby.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: January 7, 1997
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14. Hit the Road, Jack

Dan regretfully packs his bags and prepares to leave home for good. Roseanne deals with her sorrows by driving aimlessly around Landford.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: January 14, 1997
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15. The War Room

When Roseanne falls into a deep depression and locks herself in the bedroom, family and friends try their hardest to pick her spirits back up. When their efforts prove fruitless, they stage an intervention to rouse a lethargic Roseanne out of bed.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: January 28, 1997
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16. Lanford's Elite

Roseanne makes a surprising connection with Edgar Wellman Jr., the son of her hated former boss, at a Lanford Country Club party. When he reveals some awful news about the future of Lanford, Roseanne may be the only one who can save her hometown.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 4, 1997
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17. Some Enchanted Merger

Once the Wellman Plastics buyout is completed, Roseanne is at a loss for what to do when a mutual attraction springs between herself and Edgar Wellman Jr.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 11, 1997
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18. A Second Chance

Dan comes to the house to pick up Jerry while Roseanne is out. Later, Dan returns to tell Roseanne he loves her and wants to reconcile. Eventually, she agrees they belong together. They go for a drive and, upon returning home, get a call from Jackie saying she's taken Darlene to the hospital in premature labor. Dan and Roseanne spend the night at the hospital and, when Jackie arrives the next morning, it's apparent to her that they've reconciled.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 18, 1997
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19. The Miracle

Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby girl. The doctors and specialists have very little hope for the baby's survival. The family is crushed but Roseanne is determined to prove pure love, affection, and a tender touch are more powerful than any medicine.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 16 minutes Release date: February 25, 1997
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20. Roseanne-Feld

Jackie and Mark attend a female wrestling match, DJ is unprepared when a quiet night with Heather goes farther than expected, and Bev is introduced to a new "friend" named Joyce.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 14, 1997
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21. The Truth Be Told

Roseanne and Jackie are disturbed about the feeding frenzy among the media since the Conners won the lottery. They're amazed that many of the stories are outright lies. But they're extremely excited about the bidding war for rights to the Conners' story for a TV movie, and Roseanne and Jackie agonize about what they should wear to the meeting. At the meeting Roseanne learns that the producers' main concern is ratings and they want gorgeous actors to portray the Conners, and are anxious to bend the truth to make a more interesting story.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 18, 1997
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22. Arsenic and Old Mom

Dan's estranged mother heads straight to Lanford for a visit after she's released from the hospital. However, Dan suspects she's far from cured and is afraid she's trying to kill him.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 13, 1997
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23. Into That Good Night, Part 1

Roseanne and Dan are delighted that Darlene, David and their new daughter, Harris Conner Healy, will be staying with them. D.J. has grudgingly given up his room for them and is moving to the basement. He says he'll have more room to work on his film projects, but reminds Roseanne he was supposed to get her writing room. The family talks about their life after winning the lottery, glad that part of their lives is over.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 20, 1997
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24. Into That Good Night, Part 2

The family talks about their life after winning the lottery, glad that part of their lives is over. They order out for pizza and Roseanne suggests saying grace to thank God that Harris beat the odds and that they're all together. Everyone comes by to welcome Harris home: Bev, Leon, Scott and Nancy. They're all pleased when Leon and Scott announce that they've adopted a threeyear- old Romanian girl, and it's revealed that Becky has just learned she's pregnant but has yet to tell the family. And as the extended family gathers around the kitchen table for take-out food, Roseanne looks at each one of them and reflects.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 20, 1997
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Product details

Genres Comedy, Drama
Director Gary Halvorson, Mark K. Samuels, Roseanne Barr
Starring Roseanne Barr, John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf
Supporting actors Michael Fishman, Sara Gilbert, Alicia Goranson, Johnny Galecki, Sarah Chalke
Season year 1997
Network Carsey-Werner
Producers Marcy Carsey, Tom Werner
Purchase rights Stream instantly Details
Format Prime Video (streaming online video)
Devices Available to watch on supported devices

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