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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

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Beat the Monday blues... make the most of your study hall time...impress the fashion police...avoid procrastination, and muster up the courage to ask that special someone out. Tips on all this,plus the final episode that shocked us all, in Season 2 .

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1. New Semester/Electives

Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass./Ned, Moze, and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and get and easy "A."

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: September 30, 2005
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2. Pep Rallies/Lunch

Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie so he can miss class./ Ned tries to stop a kid who's taking "one-bite" of everyone's lunch.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: October 7, 2005
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3. School Clubs/Video Projects

Ned tries to stop Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club./Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: October 14, 2005
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4. Notebooks/Math

Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook."/Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: October 21, 2005
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5. Valentine's Day/School Websites

Ned gives tips on the best way to send a Valentine's Day card, and then messes up big time sending one to Suzie. The Polk weasel gets tangled up in Cookie's new Hallway Cam and captures everyone doing embarrassing things.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: February 10, 2006
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6. Your Body/Procrastination

Unhappy with his body, Ned sets out to get stronger./Moze bets Ned 'the usual' that he'll never beat his procrastination problem and finish a big social studies project on time.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: November 11, 2005
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7. Vice Principals/Mondays

Ned, Cookie, and Moze become prime suspects in an electric sander incident./Ned and Moze try to come up with tips to beat the Monday blues.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: November 4, 2005
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8. Gross Biology Dissection/Upper Classmen

When Upperclassman Ned offers to give a Polk tour to an incoming 5th grader, he gets assigned wild-child Palmer Noid. Cookie and Gordy try to swipe and set Mr. Sweeney's lab frog free.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: November 18, 2005
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9. Dares/Bad Habits

Ned is dared to ask super popular Missy Meeney out on a date. Moze is dared to wear a pretty dress for 24 hours. The gang tries to create new tips to conquer their bad habits.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: January 13, 2006
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10. Substitute Teachers/The New Kid

Ned helps his favorite elementary sub, Mr. Wiener "connect" with middle school kids. Cookie poses as a sixth grade substitute teacher. Moze discovers she's part bad-girl and behaves badly to the new science sub.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: January 20, 2006
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11. Nicknames/Shyness

Tired of everyone having a cool nickname but him, Ned tries to create a nickname and get it to stick/Ned and Moze team up to help the Oboe Twins break out of their super shyness.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: February 24, 2006
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12. Asking Someone Out/Recycling

Ned sends out "ambassadors" to find out if Suzie Crabgrass will go on a date with him. Cookie helps Dr. Xavier get a date with Gordy/Ned, Moze, Cookie, and entire school body compete to collect the most recyclables to win a new Mountain bike.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: March 3, 2006
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13. Spirit Week/Clothes

Ned gets in an all out battle with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. /Ned and Moze get tickets from Missy's newly formed fashion police. Cookie creates a uni-sex school uniform that will end fashion as we know it.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: April 14, 2006
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14. Secrets/School Car Wash

Ned and all the boys compete against Moze and all girls in a super soaking Polk fundraiser and the winner decides how the money will be spent./Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy but are warned not to tell Suzie.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: April 7, 2006
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15. April's Fools Day/Excuses

Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. /When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: March 24, 2006
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16. Science Fair/Study Hall

Ned, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon. / While Ned actually uses study hall to "study" for an important test, Cookie tries to sneak out to meet Vanessa.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: May 19, 2006
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17. Yearbook/Career Week

Ned tries to win "Best Smile" in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever./Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education, but Ned wants to be anything but.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: April 28, 2006
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18. Music Class/Class Clown

Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart music stuck in her head and can't get it out.

TV-Y7Subtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: May 6, 2006

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18. Failing/Tutors

Ned is warned that he must ace all his final exams or he might stay back a grade./Ned has to find a tutor in order to avoid summer school.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: May 12, 2006
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19. Double Dating/Last Day of School

For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman./Ned and Moze try to figure the best way to tell Suzie about "the kiss".

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: June 2, 2006
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