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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

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How do you score a seat at the "popular" table? Who should you ask to the dance? What can you do about a smelly locker? Here they are, all the tips and tricks you'll need to survive junior high!

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1. First Day/Lockers

Ned helps us survive the first day of school with tips from his guide./Ned deals with a smelly locker neighbor.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 23 minutes Release date: September 11, 2004
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2. Bathrooms/Project Partners

Moze discovers that Ned has a secret admirer./Moze chooses hottie Seth Powers as her project partner in spite of Ned's tips.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: September 18, 2004
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3. Teachers/Detention

Ned deals with evil teacher Mr. Sweeney./Cookie turns bad boy when a paper airplane propels Ned, Moze and him to detention.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: September 25, 2004
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4. Seating/Tryouts

Ned devises a plan to sit at the "cool table" in the lunchroom./Ned worries he'll fall short at basketball tryouts while Moze is head and shoulders above her competition.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: October 2, 2004
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5. Crushes/Dances

Ned explains tips for dealing with a crush./Ned tells Moze his plan to dance with Suzie Crabgrass.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: October 9, 2004
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6. Sick Days/Spelling Bees

Ned must avoid getting sick when he finds out special guest Matt Hoffman is going to visit school./Ned helps Cookie try to beat rivals in a spelling bee.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: October 16, 2004
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7. Rumors/Photo Days

A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating./Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 23 minutes Release date: November 6, 2004
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8. Elections/Talent Show

Ned is drafted into the student body election. Ned, Moze, and Cookie blow out the "Talentpalooza."

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: November 27, 2004
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9. Computer Labs/Backpacks

Cookie becomes more man than machine when his computer breaks down./Ned's old backpack is falling apart. Moze falls apart when her diary is lost. Cookie gets in a sticky situation.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 22 minutes Release date: January 1, 2005
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10. Notes/Best Friends

Ned is busted handing notes in Sweeney's class. Cookie uses forged notes to get out of work./ Ned and Cookie's friendship is threatened when Cookie joins the Killer Bees.

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11. Daydreaming/Gym

Ned daydreams for an answer and gets help from Cookie, Moze and some "Fairly Odd" friends. Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class. Cookie thinks gym is no sweat.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: February 4, 2005
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12. Cheaters/Bullies

Moze catches Bitsy cheating. Ned comes face to face with a test. Cookie learns the naked truth about cheating. Ned and Cookie go crazy when Loomer bullies them.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: February 11, 2005
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13. Emergency Drills/The Late Bus

Earthquake, tornado and fire drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out. Ned gives Loomer a "Ned makeover" while Cookie takes a group on an after school tour. Moze may have found a new best friend.

TV-GSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 24 minutes Release date: February 18, 2005
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