Roseanne

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The story of a working class family struggling with life's essential problems: Marriage, Children, Money and Parents in Law.

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1. Call Waiting

After leaving Dan for not taking better care of himself, Roseanne goes on a "spiritual odyssey," imagining herself and Dan as Ann and Donald from "That Girl," Jeannie and Major Nelson from "I Dream of Jeannie," and Mary and Lou from "The Mary Tylor Moore Show." The family tries console Dan and encourage Roseanne to reconcile with her heart-broken husband.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: September 16, 1996

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2. Millions from Heaven

After finding out they won the Illinois State Lottery, the Conners and family imagine how to spend their new-found wealth. Kathleen Sullivan and Robin Leach interview Dan and Roseanne in their home. Throwing a party in their home proves that people really do come out of the woodwork to help celebrate wealth. Dan and Roseanne vow to not let money change who they are.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: September 23, 1996
3. What a Day for a Daydream

While sitting around the dinner table with her family, talking about their lottery winnings, Roseanne daydreams about herself and the family being on "The Jerry Springer Show." She and Jackie imagine posing for "Playboy." and winning the Miss Universe contest.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: September 30, 1996
4. Honor Thy Mother

Jackie and Roseanne plan an expensive spa vacation. Depressed about his mother, Dan searches for the meaning of life. He decides that now that he can afford it, he wants to take his mother to California for a thorough evaluation of her psychiatric condition. The crowned Prince of Muldavia sees Jackie on TV and decides he must go to Lanford to meet her.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 7, 1996
5. Someday My Prince Will Come

Jackie literally meets her prince charming, who whisks her and the family away to New York City.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 14, 1996

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6. Pampered to a Pulp

Roseanne and Jackie's relaxing spa weekend turns out to be a disaster.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 21, 1996

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7. Satan, Darling

After a night of drinking with the New York socialites, Roseanne has a strange dream about the future of Darlene and her baby.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: October 28, 1996

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8. Hoi Polloi Meets Hoity Toity

The Conners get a taste of upper crust living when they visit the wealthy Wentworth family at their home on Martha's Vineyard. The experience proves eye-opening when the Conner family discovers the pill-popping, alcohol-sipping irresponsibility of Astrid's dysfunctional family. As the weekend drags on, the Conners give the Wentworths a lesson in real life.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 11, 1996
9. Roseambo

Roseanne battles a group of terrorists holding her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington D.C.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 18, 1996

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10. Home Is Where the Afghan Is

Thanksgiving for the Conners starts on a sour note with the news Dan won't be able to make it home for the holiday. However, Roseanne is thrilled she can afford to have the meal catered instead of spending an entire day in the kitchen. Family squabbles combined with a shocking revelation by Bev nearly ruins the evening.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: November 25, 1996
11. Mothers and Other Strangers

Roseanne misses Dan and tries to prepare the home for his return. Bev visits with Nana Mary to talk about her life and makes a startling discovery.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: December 2, 1996
12. Home for the Holidays

Dan finally returns home after a long stay in California with his ill mother. He, Roseanne and the entire family realize how much they have to be thankful for as one of the oddest and most trying years of their lives comes to an end. The only problem is how distant and uncomfortable Dan seems to be around Roseanne.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: December 16, 1996
13. Say It Ain't So

Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne while Jackie deals with turmoil in her own relationship. DJ wants to videotape the birth of Darlene's baby.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: January 6, 1997
14. Hit the Road, Jack

Dan regretfully packs his bags and prepares to leave home for good. Roseanne deals with her sorrows by driving aimlessly around Lanford.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: January 13, 1997
15. The War Room

When Roseanne falls into a deep depression and locks herself in the bedroom, family and friends try their hardest to pick her spirits back up. When their efforts prove fruitless, they stage an intervention to rouse a lethargic Roseanne out of bed.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: January 27, 1997
16. Lanford's Elite

Roseanne makes a surprising connection with Edgar Wellman Jr., the son of her hated former boss, at a Lanford Country Club party. When he reveals some awful news about the future of Lanford, Roseanne may be the only one who can save her hometown.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 3, 1997

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17. Some Enchanted Merger

Once the Wellman Plastics buyout is completed, Roseanne is at a loss for what to do when a mutual attraction springs between herself and Edgar Wellman Jr.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 10, 1997

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18. A Second Chance

Dan is unnerved by rumors of Roseanne and Edgar so he makes a surprise trip to see her. They make some tentative steps to putting the pieces of their marriage back together. Their peace in interrupted when a frantic call comes in from Jackie: Darlene has unexpectedly been rushed to the hospital.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 17, 1997

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19. The Miracle

Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby girl. The doctors and specialists have very little hope for the baby's survival. The family is crushed but Roseanne is determined to prove pure love, affection and a tender touch are more powerful than any medicine.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: February 24, 1997
20. Roseanne-Feld

Jackie and Mark attend a female wrestling match, DJ is unprepared when a quiet night with Heather goes farther than expected, and Bev is introduced to a new "friend" named Joyce.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 3, 1997

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21. The Truth Be Told

The Conners are approached by different network and cable film developers, each hoping to get the right to their "rags to riches" story. What starts out as excitement and enthusiasm for the family, soon dims when they realize that none of the producers they interview with wants to portray them as they really are.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: March 17, 1997

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22. Arsenic and Old Mom

Dan's estranged mother heads straight to Lanford for a visit after she's released from the hospital. However, Dan suspects she's far from cured and is afraid she's trying to kill him.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 12, 1997
23. Into that Good Night, Part I

The Conners welcome baby Harris Conner-Healy home. Roseanne is delighted Darlene wants to live at home and work on her parenting skills. The family talks about their lives after winning the lottery and they are glad they have all come out of it stronger people. Over a pizza dinner, Roseanne suggests they say grace to thank God that Harris survived and the family is together again.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 19, 1997
24. Into that Good Night, Part II

Family and friends gather at the Conner house to celebrate baby Harris' homecoming and everyone takes a turn chatting with the new addition to the family. Mark and Becky have some exciting news, as do Leon and his husband Scott. During dinner, Roseanne takes time to reflect on each member of her family and reveals she has been writing a book.

TV-PGSubtitles and Closed Captions Language: English Runtime: 21 minutes Release date: May 19, 1997

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