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CRAZY WHITE BOYS!!!

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Blizzard of Ozz
Blizzard of Ozz
"The CRAZY WHITE BOY IN HEAVY METAL #1! Pissed on the Alamo, bit heads of of doves, had a mega hit reality sitcom with equally insane family. Oz is the crazy white boys' founding father!"
Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
"Ted Nugent deserves his cred too! He's krazee! Motor City madman #1, one of the many Crazy White Boys from Michigan(what's in the water down there?)"
Welcome To My Nightmare (Expanded & Remastered)
Welcome To My Nightmare (Expanded & Remastered)
"Wore makeup and worshipped Satan and became the world's first major horror rocker before Brian Warner was even born. Now plays golf. Another MI C.W.B."
Nude & Rude: Best of Iggy Pop
Nude & Rude: Best of Iggy Pop
"Punk poet laureate. Fronted the legendary Stooges. Refused to wear underwear, drunk his own pee, rolled around in broken glass, smeared peanut butter on naked torso. Only from Michigan."
Freaks, Faggots, Drunks & Junkies
Freaks, Faggots, Drunks & Junkies
"GG Allin was purely gruesome. Threw his own fesus at crowd, punched a pregnant women in the stomach, took drugs on stage. Of course he killed himself...onstage."
The Marshall Mathers LP
The Marshall Mathers LP
"Yeah, Marshall is a definite on the list. Pistolwhipped a few folks, disses teenyboppers, openly admits to wanting to kill parents. Even his own daughter admits, "My dad's gone crazy". Another MI dude"
Antichrist Superstar
Antichrist Superstar
"A nice little white boy from Flordia turns into a drug-addled, cross-dressing, Satanic rock superstar who rips pages off of bibles, whips out his scloin onstage, and whips ass with American flag."
Devil Without A Cause
Devil Without A Cause
"Another Motor City bad white boy!!! Dated porn stars from Black to Blonde, married Pamela Anderson, burps and wears the same t-shirt everywhere. Repping for the trailor park pimps worldwide!"
Never a Dull Moment
Never a Dull Moment
"Pamela Anderson likes the crazy ones, doesn't she? Mr. Lee is defintive. A well-hung, destructive, and crazy ass white boy!!"
Appetite For Destruction
Appetite For Destruction
"This is what I'm talking about!!! AXL ROSE, one of the greatest crazy ass white guys EVER! The last great rock star we ever had!! Shows up late, descrutive, reclusive, drugged up!!"
Crazy From the Heat
Crazy From the Heat
"Legend! Can't have a list like this without Dave! Come on now!!"
The Great Divide
The Great Divide
"The original redneck outlaw!! Fleed from the IRS, kissed a Black man on stage, and made badass country 'fore it was popular. Icon!"
Two Girls and a Guy
Two Girls and a Guy
"Robert Downey Jr.!Crazy White Boy from Hollywood!! Never can say out of jail!"
The Wild One
The Wild One
"Marlon Brando! A former charming movie screen idol turned big, fat weirdo!! Best friends with Michael Jackson, walks around with sunglasses and white briefs inside of house, overall bizarre."
Reservoir Dogs -  (Mr. Brown) 10th Anniversary Special Limited Edition
Reservoir Dogs - (Mr. Brown) 10th Anniversary Special Limited Edition
"Quentin Taratino! Thinks he's Black, spits in people's faces, makes ultra-violent oddball films, and crazy enough to make the cut."
The Ten Commandments
The Ten Commandments
"Charleston Heston! Former "Planets Of The Apes" man and the current president of the NRA. Charles will bust a cap in that ass!"