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Wretched Excuses for Good Lit

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A Farewell To Arms
A Farewell To Arms
"I hated Hemingway from the first chapter, and I must say I was *so* glad at the end when she died."
The Torrents of Spring
The Torrents of Spring
"If this doesn't make you hate Hemingway, nothing will. 96 pages of absolute crap."
Across the River and into the Trees
Across the River and into the Trees
"I love it when he kills off annoying characters."
Omeros
Omeros
"The only reason we read this peice of junk was that Walcott has friends in our English Dept. This book is trash, chaff. I recommend burning it."
Paradise Lost (Penguin Classics)
Paradise Lost (Penguin Classics)
"Milton is a pompous jerk, and his writing is irksome. Even worse, his theology sucks."
Demian (Perennial Classics)
Demian (Perennial Classics)
"I could have gone my whole life without reading this and been perfectly happy"
Siddhartha
Siddhartha
"see above"
Madame Bovary (Bantam Classics)
Madame Bovary (Bantam Classics)
"I wish he'd killed the little witch earlier. She did not deserve that sweet man she married."
The Warren Commission Report: Report of the President's Commission on the Assassination of President John F. Kennedy
The Warren Commission Report: Report of the President's Commission on the Assassination of President John F. Kennedy
"Thankfully this one does not masquerade as literature. But it does masquerade as the truth, and it is not."