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Music to Repel Chicks

John Moe
 
Flood
Flood
"I adore this band and like this album. But they are Kings of dork rock."
Maroon
Maroon
"Crown princes of dork rock. Nice record though."
Bargainville
Bargainville
"Obscure Canadian archdukes of dork rock."
Weezer (Blue Album)
Weezer (Blue Album)
"Almost cool enough to not repel chicks. Almost."
The Three Stooges
The Three Stooges
"Oh no. You poor bastard."
Running With Scissors
Running With Scissors
"If you listen to Weird Al and you're hoping to impress women, well, keep it a secret."
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
"That's right, boys. The ladies will love listening to this one."
Brak Presents The Brak Album Starring Brak
Brak Presents The Brak Album Starring Brak
"Very funny stuff. Won't get you dates."
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
"Oh come on. You're killing me here."
This Is Spinal Tap
This Is Spinal Tap
The Number of the Beast
The Number of the Beast
"You may know a lot about Maiden. But you'll never know enough to have it be useful. Sorry."
Space Ghost's Surf & Turf: With 22 Tiki-Torched Tunes
Space Ghost's Surf & Turf: With 22 Tiki-Torched Tunes
"Lots of fun. Lots of unattractive fun."
Jukebox Heroes: The Foreigner Anthology
Jukebox Heroes: The Foreigner Anthology
"A double CD of Foreigner. That's right. Foreigner."