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Prepare To Vomit: Worst Books Ever Written

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Atlas Shrugged
Atlas Shrugged
"The Queen of Sham delivers her very best to the dull middle class white boy teen crowd who think she was bigger than the Buddha."
Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health
Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health
"This book is one of the few books I actually threw away.  I was living in California at the time, of course.  The book is so bad it blew the trash bin to smithereens."
Stranger in a Strange Land (Remembering Tomorrow)
Stranger in a Strange Land (Remembering Tomorrow)
"Heinlein is the incarnation of mediocrity.  This book was handcrafted by Mediocrity itself to seduce and destroy the unwary."
The Number of the Beast
The Number of the Beast
"WOW!  Dead brain Heilein got on this list twice.  This book makes toe-jam look like rubies."
A Lifetime of Love: Poems on the Passages of Life
A Lifetime of Love: Poems on the Passages of Life
"Nimoy was great as Mr. Spock but as a poet he sucks so bad his face ought to be carved onto a granite monument to mediocrity."
The Satanic Bible
The Satanic Bible
"The Devil got so angry when he read this book he double and triple damned that pretentious flake LaVey as soon as LaVey fell into Hell."
The Eye of the World (The Wheel of Time, Book 1)
The Eye of the World (The Wheel of Time, Book 1)
"This book is so dull it makes speeches by Republicans look inspired."
A Night Without Armor
A Night Without Armor
"How much dumb can a dumb chuck chuk if a dumb chucks dumb chucks dumb?"
Why Christianity Must Change or Die: A Bishop Speaks to Believers In Exile
Why Christianity Must Change or Die: A Bishop Speaks to Believers In Exile
"This was one of the few books I actually threw at the wall in rage and disgust.  A book full of spiritual and intellectual mediocrity."
The Secret Kingdom
The Secret Kingdom
"the Secret Kingdom of Pat Robertson has nothing to do with the open Kingdom of Jesus of Nazareth."
Dark Majesty: The Secret Brotherhood and the Magic of a Thousand Points of Light
Dark Majesty: The Secret Brotherhood and the Magic of a Thousand Points of Light
"There's a reason why the conspiracy freak genre provokes only the most sadistic satirical laughter."
The Sword of Shannara
The Sword of Shannara
"This book is mere Tolkien hackery.  A hundred million geeky junior high boys will not change that."
The Da Vinci Code
The Da Vinci Code
"Leonardo Da Vinci is laughing to scorn the bad history, fake intelllecutalism, moronic spirituality, and general stupidity that formed this rancid and idiotic book."
The Wizard of Oz (Tor Classics)
The Wizard of Oz (Tor Classics)
"Do you want to corrupt your children?  Do you want to rot their brains out down to the bitter core?  Oz will do it."
Book of the Law
Book of the Law
"This stuff is as dead as the dust that swirled around in Crowley's childish, fundamentalist brain."
The Whys of a Philosophical Scrivener
The Whys of a Philosophical Scrivener
"Burgeois head, burgeois heart. Tame, self-satisfied, used toilet paper served up Martin the Gardener style."
The Night Is Large: Collected Essays, 1938-1995
The Night Is Large: Collected Essays, 1938-1995
"The night is large but the smug dark spaces in Gardners skull are quite small."