"My wife will never admit to buying this, but I see the jars in the recycling bin after we have mac and cheese. Cheez Whiz, the tangy taste of American cheese in a spread. This stuff is awesome on Ritz crackers."
"What can be said about Twinkies? Everyone has their own way to eat them. Frozen, deep fried, sharing them, or if you're my wife, secretly so nobody knows sometimes you prefer the artificial pretend cake to your whole wheat healthy version."
"This tuna bears absolutely no resemblance to the steaks of raw fish that they serve the restaurants we go to. That's a good thing. This is real tuna, the kind you make tuna salad,sandwiches and casserole with. The other is raw fish."
"A necessary ingredient for a meal called S.O.S., you make something like a gravy with this, milk, a bit of flour and some butter. Serve it on toast. Toast is the second S in S.O.S. The first one is what the dried beef gravy looks like."