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Gifts For My Retired Parents

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The list author says: "My parents are retired, and this is what they need..."
American Clocks Universal Giant Jumbo Remote Control
American Clocks Universal Giant Jumbo Remote Control
"I got this for myself, because I'm sick of losing the remote down the side of the couch or wherever... Now I never lose it.  My mother came to visit and her eyes widened at the sight.  "I love it," she said.  I bought her one, and she was thrilled.  We made my 12 year old niece program it for her.  12 year olds can do ANYTHING."
The Clapper Sound Activated On/Off Switch, 1 Each
The Clapper Sound Activated On/Off Switch, 1 Each
"What largely immobile old person couldn't use The Clapper?"
Warmrails HCC Mid Size Wall Mounted or Floor Standing Towel Warmer, 37.5-Inch Assembled, Chrome Finish
Warmrails HCC Mid Size Wall Mounted or Floor Standing Towel Warmer, 37.5-Inch Assembled, Chrome Finish
"What's better for an old body with poor circulation than a nice warmed towel after a shower?"
OXO Good Grips Smooth Edge Can Opener
OXO Good Grips Smooth Edge Can Opener
"They're on a budget - so canned food it is - but again - the sharp objects with the elderly?  It's 2008.  We can do better now.  This thing makes it nearly impossible to hurt yourself on the rim or lid of the can. And as an OXO product, the arthritic hands don't hurt as much when using it... and it doesn't require batteries!"
Space Bag #BRS-5400ZG Vacuum Seal Clear Storage Bag, Jumbo
Space Bag #BRS-5400ZG Vacuum Seal Clear Storage Bag, Jumbo
"So many years... so much accumulated junk.... let's put it in the Space Bags!!!"
Lil Stinker Farting Bear
Lil Stinker Farting Bear
"This will provide hours of fun at the nursing home they don't know I'll be sending them to after I win the powerball."
Chair and Standing Routines: Ageless Yoga, Vol. 1 - Great for Seniors and for People Unable to Sit on the Ground
Chair and Standing Routines: Ageless Yoga, Vol. 1 - Great for Seniors and for People Unable to Sit on the Ground
"So everything hurts and you can't exercise?  Yes you can - sit in your chair and do some elder-yoga."
Bushnell Powerview 12x25 Compact Folding Roof Prism Binocular (Black)
Bushnell Powerview 12x25 Compact Folding Roof Prism Binocular (Black)
"Mom wants to watch the birdies and she doesn't want any of those fancy camera binoculars even if they do cost the same.  (Dad wants the ones with night vision and the digital camera.)"
Fitted Waterproof Vinyl Mattress Cover - Full Size
Fitted Waterproof Vinyl Mattress Cover - Full Size
"If it's not the grandchildren, it'll probably be the grandparents at some point, right?  This can't be a bad investment."
Oso Fresh 14 Piece Set
Oso Fresh 14 Piece Set
"How fantastic these things are!  Fresh veggies and fruit stay fresh for WEEKS in the fridge... no mold!  A lot easier to use than those green bags, because they STACK.  You'll be surprised how great they are for everything from cereal to crackers, dog treats, lunch boxes... dishwasher safe... I got mine from Sharper Image before it went bankrupt... They were called "Fresher Longer" back then."