The list author says: "This kit will allow you to survive the coming Zombie Apocalypse. It may also be useful for the inevitable Alien Overlord Apocalypse. If the human race survives long enough, it may also help you stay alive when canines turn on us after evolving thumbs and turn on us by enslaving humans everywhere."
"Carry your extra junk in here. Make sure nothing placed in here is vitally needed. That stuff should go in your backpack. This can be dropped if you have to flee, or simply dropped while you do some work, and grab again later."
"A Bow and Arrow is about as hardcore of a weapon as you will find on Amazon. Buy one and lots of arrows. Crossbows are slow to reload, they may look cool and mean, but you'll get eaten for sure ... go for the bow instead."
"Buy a real FN SCAR if you can... buy this fake one if you can't get the real one. Maybe people that didn't prepare will see it and leave you alone. You could always use it to whack some squirrels in the head too, squirrel & dumplings aint too bad."
"These will reduce your smelliness, and make you very appealing to the opposite sex. You still wont have a chance with them, even post apocalypse, but at least you won't smell like a zombie. These may become a form of currency after the apocalypse!"
"You can carry some of these, but carrying your own food and water will quickly make you tired. Round up some dogs or cats and strap the stuff to them, make them haul it. If you can't find dogs or cats, consider using unarmed idiots that didn't prepare for the apocalypse instead... they should be helpless, and you can eat them later."