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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

Brian
The list author says: "This kit will allow you to survive the coming Zombie Apocalypse. It may also be useful for the inevitable Alien Overlord Apocalypse. If the human race survives long enough, it may also help you stay alive when canines turn on us after evolving thumbs and turn on us by enslaving humans everywhere."
Maxpedition Monsoon Gearslinger
Maxpedition Monsoon Gearslinger
"Put all your vital stuff into here.  You can drop your other stuff, never drop this backpack or whats in it!!"
Maxpedition Gleneagle Messenger Bag
Maxpedition Gleneagle Messenger Bag
"Carry your extra junk in here.  Make sure nothing placed in here is vitally needed.  That stuff should go in your backpack.  This can be dropped if you have to flee, or simply dropped while you do some work, and grab again later."
Bear Archery Omni Pro Compound Bow
Bear Archery Omni Pro Compound Bow
"A Bow and Arrow is about as hardcore of a weapon as you will find on Amazon.  Buy one and lots of arrows.  Crossbows are slow to reload, they may look cool and mean, but you'll get eaten for sure ... go for the bow instead."
Cold Steel Katana, Ray Skin Handle, Wood Scabbard
Cold Steel Katana, Ray Skin Handle, Wood Scabbard
"Your gonna need this for when things get a bit hairy..."
Benchmade Design Nimravus Tanto Knife
Benchmade Design Nimravus Tanto Knife
"This is your belt knife.  Get the serrated version so you can cut zombie steaks for dinner with it."
Ka-Bar Becker BK3 Tac Tool Fixed Blade Knife
Ka-Bar Becker BK3 Tac Tool Fixed Blade Knife
"a good rescue tool will be worth its weight in gold, lots of built in usefulness!"
Emerson Mini-Commander Folding Knife Black-T Plain Mod Drop Point/Ambi Thumb Disc Liner Lock/Pocket Clip 3.4" Black G10 Box RMCOMBT
Emerson Mini-Commander Folding Knife Black-T Plain Mod Drop Point/Ambi Thumb Disc Liner Lock/Pocket Clip 3.4" Black G10 Box RMCOMBT
"This is your pocket knife, keep it with you at all times!"
Victorinox Rescue Tool Swiss Army Knife with Pouch
Victorinox Rescue Tool Swiss Army Knife with Pouch
"Another rescue tool option, and a swiss army knife as well!"
Dead On AN18 18-Inch Annihilator Utility and Wrecking Bar
Dead On AN18 18-Inch Annihilator Utility and Wrecking Bar
"This is a semi-useful melee weapon for use in bashing zombie skulls at close range.  It can also be used to break into places to steal twinkies."
G&G SCAR Light EGS-L-BLK
G&G SCAR Light EGS-L-BLK
"Buy a real FN SCAR if you can... buy this fake one if you can't get the real one.  Maybe people that didn't prepare will see it and leave you alone.  You could always use it to whack some squirrels in the head too, squirrel & dumplings aint too bad."
Body Glove 90380 V-Line High-Impact Safety Glasses, Yellow Frame, Yellow Lens
Body Glove 90380 V-Line High-Impact Safety Glasses, Yellow Frame, Yellow Lens
"keep that zombie blood out of your eyes, sharpen your vision, block them UV rays... and fashionable to boot!"
Half Face Masks-Half Ear
Half Face Masks-Half Ear
"Protect your mouth and cheekbones from that bad old zombie blood.  Scares the unprepared humans too!"
Blackhawk Men's Cut-Resistant Short Cuff Search Gloves with Kevlar
Blackhawk Men's Cut-Resistant Short Cuff Search Gloves with Kevlar
"Wear these gloves at all times to avoid zombie infection cuts to your hands!"
Wellco Men's Imported HW Jungle Combat Boot
Wellco Men's Imported HW Jungle Combat Boot
"Boots!  Make sure they are water tight, or get some water tight covers for them"
Motorcycle Rain Gear - One Piece Rain Suit RS5009 Grey 2XL
Motorcycle Rain Gear - One Piece Rain Suit RS5009 Grey 2XL
"Leather might keep the rain out for a little while, but you'll want this too!"
Rothco R/S Poncho, Woodland Camo
Rothco R/S Poncho, Woodland Camo
"A poncho can be your home away from home, a coat sized tent!"
12' x 16' Dry Top Camouflage 7-mil Poly Tarp item #412161
12' x 16' Dry Top Camouflage 7-mil Poly Tarp item #412161
"Use for lean-toos and other cover when it rains.  Can also be used to just cover your stuff when you are out scrounging."
Knipex 7101200 8-Inch Lever Action Mini-Bolt Cutter
Knipex 7101200 8-Inch Lever Action Mini-Bolt Cutter
"You may need to go through a fence rather than around or over it!"
Leatherman 830685 Charge TTi with Nylon Sheath
Leatherman 830685 Charge TTi with Nylon Sheath
"heavy, but worth it"
Carl Zeiss Victory FL Binoculars (10x42)
Carl Zeiss Victory FL Binoculars (10x42)
"quality optics are a requirement.  You'll want to glass during the day to pick a course, then move swiftly at night to avoid being seen and eaten by zombies, aliens, or desperately hungry people."
Quark Black AA² LED Flashlight - 177-Lumens - XP-G S2
Quark Black AA² LED Flashlight - 177-Lumens - XP-G S2
"Carry several flashlights.  Make sure any electronics you do carry with you uses the same battery size.  Use AA, it is by far the most commonly found in gas stations, drugstores, homes..."
Maglite M2A01H AA Mini Flashlight and Holster Combo-Pack, Black
Maglite M2A01H AA Mini Flashlight and Holster Combo-Pack, Black
"In addition to fancy LED flashlights, carry a few old incandescent types, but leave them empty - no batteries!"
AA Ultimate Photo Lithium Battery 24 Battery Bundle
AA Ultimate Photo Lithium Battery 24 Battery Bundle
"Carry several large packs of batteries"
Skull Spiders Zippo
Skull Spiders Zippo
"You'll need some portable fire"
Coghlans Waterproof Matches 10 Pack
Coghlans Waterproof Matches 10 Pack
"waterproof matches, for when the zippo fluid runs out"
Light My Fire Original Swedish FireSteel Army 12,000 Strike Fire Starter
Light My Fire Original Swedish FireSteel Army 12,000 Strike Fire Starter
"after your out of zippo fluid and matches, this will keep that fire cookin!"
Ultimate Survival Technologies JetScream Floating Whistle, Orange
Ultimate Survival Technologies JetScream Floating Whistle, Orange
"Use this whistle when you are too tired to go one and just want to give up and get eaten alive... it probably won't be so bad."
Camelbak Thermobak Omega 3L (100oz) Hydration System, ACU Pattern
Camelbak Thermobak Omega 3L (100oz) Hydration System, ACU Pattern
"get a camelbak system for your pack or something?"
Katadyn Pocket Water Microfilter
Katadyn Pocket Water Microfilter
"clean your water... for awhile... then you might want to do that boil/rainwater thing"
3M Dust Respirators 8210, N95, 20-Pack
3M Dust Respirators 8210, N95, 20-Pack
"May want these because of the zombie/body stench and diseases/viruses!"
200 Ct - Germ-X Antibacterial Hand Sanitizing Wipes - Premium Brand with Moisturizing Vitamin E - 200 Individually Wrapped Travel Packets - Large 6" by 8" Cloths - Anti-Bacterial Hand Towels - Dispenser Box
200 Ct - Germ-X Antibacterial Hand Sanitizing Wipes - Premium Brand with Moisturizing Vitamin E - 200 Individually Wrapped Travel Packets - Large 6" by 8" Cloths - Anti-Bacterial Hand Towels - Dispenser Box
"Your gonna want alot of these things... kills zombie virus!"
Shower to Shower Refreshing Body Cloths, Breeze Fresh with Vanilla Essence, 30 cloths
Shower to Shower Refreshing Body Cloths, Breeze Fresh with Vanilla Essence, 30 cloths
"These will reduce your smelliness, and make you very appealing to the opposite sex.  You still wont have a chance with them, even post apocalypse, but at least you won't smell like a zombie. These may become a form of currency after the apocalypse!"
Sure-Pak MRE Meals Ready To Eat Case Pack Of 12 For Survival And Emergency, New
Sure-Pak MRE Meals Ready To Eat Case Pack Of 12 For Survival And Emergency, New
"You can carry some of these, but carrying your own food and water will quickly make you tired.  Round up some dogs or cats and strap the stuff to them, make them haul it.  If you can't find dogs or cats, consider using unarmed idiots that didn't prepare for the apocalypse instead... they should be helpless, and you can eat them later."
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