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Lampshade's Zombie Apocalypse Gear List

Lampshade "Lamp"
The list author says: "This list is for the zombie apocalypse survivalist. Do not listen to me at your own risk during an actual zombie apocalypse..."
Rothco Type III Commercial Paracord
Rothco Type III Commercial Paracord
"Paracord always comes in handy, from securing gear to your vest to building a shelter when you are mobile trying to find refuge from the zombies. Can also use this to build tripwires because everybody knows zombies don't jump..."
Ever Ready First Aid Israeli Bandage Battle Dressing First Aid Compression Bandage, 6 Inch
Ever Ready First Aid Israeli Bandage Battle Dressing First Aid Compression Bandage, 6 Inch
"During a zombie apocalypse it is likely the hospitals will be overrun with zombies because let's face it. Hospitals are full of weak people. Thus, you will want to avoid them at all costs and will need the ability to fix yourself. Ensure you have one of these kits as well as some quickclot listed below."
Quikclot Sport Brand Advanced Clotting Sponge ,Stop Bleeding Fast, 50 Gram Package
Quikclot Sport Brand Advanced Clotting Sponge ,Stop Bleeding Fast, 50 Gram Package
"Fast way to stop bleeding because zombies can smell blood..."
Privateer(TM) Panel Cap by Hazard 4(R) - Black
Privateer(TM) Panel Cap by Hazard 4(R) - Black
"If you're bald like me you will need to protect your head during daylight hours. Plus it's customizable with velcro patches which could come in handy after the post-apocalypse gangs start forming..."
UTG 2-in-1 Tactical LED Flashlight with Red Laser
UTG 2-in-1 Tactical LED Flashlight with Red Laser
"During a zombie apocalypse an AR-15 is required equipment. You will need to gear it with a flashlight and a laser because zombies are sneaky..."
Under Armour UA ColdGear® Hood
Under Armour UA ColdGear® Hood
"In a post-apocalyptic world, there will be times when you run out of supplies. Survival at all costs is the goal and while it may not be honorable, that includes taking the things you need from time to time. What's better than a ninja mask during night-time acquisitions?"
Cobra HH 38 WX ST 4-Mile 40-Channel CB Radio
Cobra HH 38 WX ST 4-Mile 40-Channel CB Radio
"This will allow you to communicate with police, military, other survivors (read non-zombies) in a post-apocalyptic world. No need to worry about more expensive and/or encrypted radios because zombies don't use radios."
Cobra Electronics GA-EB M2 Earbud and Compact Microphone
Cobra Electronics GA-EB M2 Earbud and Compact Microphone
"Hands-free radio operation because you will need your hands free to put head-shots on zombies."
5.11 LBE Vest Black, Regular
5.11 LBE Vest Black, Regular
"You will need to be very mobile in a zombie apocalypse. That means you will need some load bearing equipment. This is a very good base to build off of and several of the items listed below require you have some type of MOLLE capable base to attach them to."
5.11 Stacked Double Mag with Cover, Black
5.11 Stacked Double Mag with Cover, Black
"A necessity for extra mags for your AR-15 or any M-4s you may come along during the apocalypse."
5.11 Double Black Pistol Magazine
5.11 Double Black Pistol Magazine
"A necessity for carrying extra handgun ammo, can also double as a tactical flashlight pouch."
Gerber 31-000705 Gator Machete Pro, Nylon Sheath
Gerber 31-000705 Gator Machete Pro, Nylon Sheath
"When forced into close quarters situations with zombies it may be best to go to the sharp steel. This machete will give you the ability to lop off zombie heads while still retaining the capability to build a nice campfire at night to regale folks with your stories of zombie annihilation."
Suunto A-10 Compass
Suunto A-10 Compass
"GPS may be out during a zombie apocalypse so you will need a compass to help you navigate as you move yourself and your party to safer areas. A must."
Gerber 31-000701 Bear Grylls Survival Series Ultimate Kit
Gerber 31-000701 Bear Grylls Survival Series Ultimate Kit
"This kit includes a lot of the basics you will need for survival and rescue. The most important items in this kit are the firestarter and the signal mirror. Also includes snare wire, fishing and sewing kits, and more."
Adventure Medical Kits Day Tripper First Aid Kit
Adventure Medical Kits Day Tripper First Aid Kit
"You can never have too much first-aid equipment. Get this kit to augment your quick clot and israeli first aid kit."
Gerber 22-41121 Prodigy Survival Knife
Gerber 22-41121 Prodigy Survival Knife
"A good, fixed-blade survival knife is important in any contingency situation regardless of whether or not zombies are walking the earth. Do yourself a favor and buy one of these right now."
5.11 Tactical Rush 24 Backpack Black Soft 20x12x7 58601
5.11 Tactical Rush 24 Backpack Black Soft 20x12x7 58601
"I've listed off a lot of gear here. You will need a good way to carry it, I'd recommend this bag, it is light-weight and has a lot of compartments to stow away and organize all of the equipment you will be carrying while avoiding the walking dead."
Yukon Tracker 2X24 Night Vison Binocular
Yukon Tracker 2X24 Night Vison Binocular
"Night-time reconnaissance can be the difference between life and death when zombies are roaming nearby. Get a pair of these and sleep comfortably in the knowledge your night watchman is prepared. Also useful during night-time acquisitions of extra equipment."
Bushnell Elite E2 7 x 26 Custom Compact Binocular
Bushnell Elite E2 7 x 26 Custom Compact Binocular
"Daytime recon and knowing your surroundings is very important in planning escape routes and judging the amount of time it will take for the zombies to reach you. A must."
Gerber 45803 Guardian Back Up, Double Edge, Fine Edge Knife
Gerber 45803 Guardian Back Up, Double Edge, Fine Edge Knife
"I'd recommend attaching one of these upside down on the back of your backpack. Right or left side depending on which is your dominant hand. This makes it easily accessible, immediately ready for a downward thrusting motion and surprisingly effective during last-stand scenarios."
5.11 Men's XPRT Tactical 8" Boot
5.11 Men's XPRT Tactical 8" Boot
"A good set of boots are a must when you are trekking through woods/desert/marshes in an effort to find the national guard during a zombie apocalypse. Waterproof boots also keep your feet dry and in turn keep your spirits up!"
5.11 TDU 1.5-Inch Belt
5.11 TDU 1.5-Inch Belt
"Because you will need a good platform to attach your drop leg holster to."
BLACKHAWK! Tactical Holster Platform
BLACKHAWK! Tactical Holster Platform
"The ability to quickly transition from your AR to your handgun in a low-ammo situation is key. Equip yourself with one of these and avoid last-stand scenarios!"
5.11 Tactical #74251 Men's Cotton Pant
5.11 Tactical #74251 Men's Cotton Pant
"Get a few pairs of these to store in your backpack, they are not only functional, they look cool."
5.11 Tactical #72185 TDU Rapid Assault Long Sleeve Shirt (Multicamo)
5.11 Tactical #72185 TDU Rapid Assault Long Sleeve Shirt (Multicamo)
"Get a few of these to really set off your post-zombie apocalypse ensemble!!"
Katadyn Vario Multi Flow Water Microfilter
Katadyn Vario Multi Flow Water Microfilter
"The water supply will most likely be tainted after the zombies take over, ensure you are prepared for this by purchasing a quality filter."
The Walking Dead: Season 1
The Walking Dead: Season 1
"A must for zombie research!"
DEWALT D51238K 5/8-Inch to 2-Inch 18-Gauge Brad Nailer
DEWALT D51238K 5/8-Inch to 2-Inch 18-Gauge Brad Nailer
"Get one of these and a ton of nails. This will come in handy when you need to barricade yourself in!!"
02300 - Backpack Kit Kit #1 Blk
02300 - Backpack Kit Kit #1 Blk
"You never know when you will need to pillage for supplies. This kit includes bolt cutters, a maul for breaking windows, and a Hallagan tool for prying doors open, and it all fits in a backpack!"
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