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Celebrate Bad Movies,the Fifth Element

Amaranth "music fan"
The list author says: "Bad movies can be a great guilty pleasure. Enjoy!"
The Golden Compass (Two-Disc Widescreen Edition)
The Golden Compass (Two-Disc Widescreen Edition)
"The Golden Compass had some thought-provoking ideas from Philip Pullman's controversial series. A disappointment,though it had great acting and stunning special effects."
Red Sonja (1985)
Red Sonja (1985)
"This is getting a remake thanks to Rose McGowan and her director boyfriend. Still,it's got wonderfully cheesy scenes--the heroine battling a sea snake,and Arnie (as a Conan clone) saying he'll only win the heart of a woman who defeats him. Sooo,he's a feminist(!!)"
The Beastmaster (Special Edition)
The Beastmaster (Special Edition)
"The hero is born from a cow (a long story) He's the muscular,barbarian version of Dr. Dolittle. He talks to the animals."
Gymkata
Gymkata
"Olympian Kurt Thomas battles bad guys.... with a pommel horse!"
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 4 (Girl in Gold Boots / Hamlet [1961] / Overdrawn at the Memory Bank / Space Mutiny)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 4 (Girl in Gold Boots / Hamlet [1961] / Overdrawn at the Memory Bank / Space Mutiny)
"Has classics like Maximilian Schell in "Hamlet",the late John Philip Law in "Space Mutiny" and the late Raul Julia in a public TV "masterpiece" "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.""
The Magic Flute [Region 2]
The Magic Flute [Region 2]
"Kenneth Branagh's cheesy English language version set in WWI. It flopped at Cannes. Unfortunately,us Yankees can't see it(!!!)"
Alien vs. Predator / Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (Unrated Two-Pack)
Alien vs. Predator / Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (Unrated Two-Pack)
"The Alien franchise dies a horrible,gruesome death. It's far from its eerie glory days with Ridley Scott. You can't go back to the Nostromo again."
Dylan Thomas' Under Milk Wood (Special Collector's Edition)
Dylan Thomas' Under Milk Wood (Special Collector's Edition)
"It was the '60s. A movie based on Dylan Thomas' poetry. A cinematic psychedelic trip... that's also pretentious! With Richard Burton as the pensive hero,Liz Taylor as the woman with many lovers,Peter O'Toole as a blind Cap'n,and Sian Philips as an Eccentric."
Like Water for Chocolate
Like Water for Chocolate
"Beautiful soundtrack for a bland,boring movie by classical Cuban guitarist Leo Brouwer."
Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
"Considered one of the worst fantasy movies ever made. Filmed at the Maryland Renaissance Fair,it's a mishmash of Harry Potter,Lord of the Rings,and the Neverending Story. What's shocking is that it has fan conventions like any other fandom!"
Troll 2 [VHS]
Troll 2 [VHS]
"Again, considered one of the worst movies ever made, but it has a devoted following. There's even a documentary about its making and its fandom."
The Wicker Man (Widescreen Unrated/Rated Edition)
The Wicker Man (Widescreen Unrated/Rated Edition)
"In the remake of the 1973 classic,Nicolas Cage goes to the Pacific Northwest,meets up with a matriarchal lesbian colony led by Ellen Burstyn,and confronts his deepest fear... BEES! "Not the bees! Not the bees!""
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
"This has neither intelligence nor design."
Joshua
Joshua
"A Christ-figure is nice to everybody. That's it."
Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage
Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage
"This is Peter O'Toole's final movie. It's a sappy,turgid Thomas Kinkade biopic. The Painter of Light indeed..."
The Lost Boys (Two-Disc Special Edition)
The Lost Boys (Two-Disc Special Edition)
"The cheesy '80s vampire classic."
Glitter
Glitter
"Mariah Carey's infamous 2001 cinematic disaster."
The Celestine Prophecy
The Celestine Prophecy
"A hilariously bad New Age meets Indiana Jones movie. An unemployed teacher goes to Incan ruins,discovers the Nine Insights,and auras. Great fun."
Gosford Park - Collector's Edition
Gosford Park - Collector's Edition
"An overrated,all-star British costume drama mess."
Sheena
Sheena
"A Charlie's Angel in the jungle!"
Bolero
Bolero
"Bo Derek's "erotic" epic about a young woman who cures a bullfighter of his impotence. This was before Viagra. Apparently,horseback riding in the nude helps."
Flash Gordon: Saviour of the Universe Edition
Flash Gordon: Saviour of the Universe Edition
"The camp epic with the QUEEN soundtrack. It's campy. It's colorful. It's epic!"
Fireproof
Fireproof
"A hilariously bad movie that evangelicals thought would be box office success and lead to the passage of "traditional" marriage amendments. Kirk Cameron is hammy as Caleb Holt,a fireman trying to save his marriage through a 40 day Love Dare."
The Room
The Room
"One of the most infamous bad movies out there. It now has cult status,with midnight showings and the ceremonial tossing of plastic spoons. The leading man looks like Meatloaf,his love interest looks like Britney Spears,and it's bad movie heaven. David Cross of FOX's Arrested Development loooves this movie."
Delgo
Delgo
"One of the biggest box office flops in cinematic history--animation,to be specific. With voice work from the late Anne Bancroft, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and other well-known actors. It's a weird hybrid of Lord of the Rings with Romeo and Juliet,and insects."
Socket
Socket
"Pair two ugly leads,the least erotic homoeroticism,and you have something for NARTH or Bad Movie Night. The lead speaks in a monotone,there are some creepy elements,and a lesbian couple thrown in for comic relief. Huh? Will and Grace meets David Cronenberg?"
The Polar Bear King
The Polar Bear King
"Star-crossed love,an evil witch,and an interspecies wedding with a polar bear... family fun for everyone(?) from Scandinavia."
The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns
The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns
"Dennis Quaid's less attractive brother stars as a schlub who romances a beautiful fairy. Oh sheesh.... No wonder he made a comeback as a homophobic rancher in Brokeback Mountain."
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
"This movie must be seen to be believed. It's got Deborah Gibson as the heroine, and the "mega shark" attacks an airplane after it flies out of San Francisco. Who thought this gem up?"
Venus
Venus
"Peter O'Toole stars as an aging actor/lothario who falls for a homely teenager. Imagine Lolita crossed with a George Romero movie. "Romancing the Dead"--and I don't mean the Grateful Dead!"
Steel Dawn
Steel Dawn
"A Nomad battles for the forces of good in post-apocalyptic America. It stars the late Patrick Swayze (1952-2009) with his real-life wife Lisa Niemi cast as his love interest."
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
"The Bee Gees and Roger Daltrey's Homely Doppelganger (Peter Frampton) bring to life Beatles music... with disco. And George Burns."
The Apple
The Apple
"It's good musicians vs. the temptation of selling-out. Same theme as previous movie."
Oxford Murders
Oxford Murders
"One of the best bad movies ever made. Ludwig Wittgenstein, spaghetti sex, the tavern where CS Lewis&JRR Tolkien shared their stories.... what's not to love???"