If you tried to extrapolate the number of people employed in various jobs by the number of movies made about those professions, you’d think that there are far, far more hit men in the working population than, say, plumbers, engineers, dental hygienists, pharmacists….
It seems that every fourth or fifth movie made is about hit men, hit women, hit teams and secretive organizations of hit people. What is it about one of the world’s smallest clubs that so fascinates film makers? My guess would be that screenwriters, fuming about producers and directors rejecting their scripts or letting other people rewrite them or disrespecting their years of labor, love to fantasize about hiring a hit man to mete out rough justice.
Anyway, when I saw the precis about “The Suicide Theory”, I would have clicked on deeper into Prime’s rabbit hole. But I’m lazy. Also, it’s Austrailian. Sometimes Aussies have a more interesting take on stuff. Even on the old hired killer trope. What’s it going to be this time? Hit man trying to retire but he has to do one last Big Job? Hit man develops feelings for his target and can’t bring himself to do the job, so he has to go on the run and strike back at his bosses who are now trying to kill him? Hit man develops a belated conscience and struggles with his past? Hit man is targeted by another hit man and they have a duel of wits and guns?
In the event, of course, “The Suicide Theory” is only marginally about murder for hire. Hit manning is just the framing device, but what we’re looking at here is fate. The inescapable coils of destiny. The way seemingly random, unrelated events send the two characters irrevocably into each other’s lives and deaths. Like quantum particles entangled, whatever happens to the one changes the other because of a moment’s unthinking violence on one man’s part and the other man’s reaction to that, neither man starts even knowing of the other’s existence. An interlocking Catch-22 situation. It’s pretty cool. Fate.
Gloucester puts it like this: “As flies to wanton boys are we to th’ gods. They kill us for their sport.”
And “The Suicide Theory” isn’t half bad, either. Gloomy and dour and laden with misery, sure. But in a gritty Oz sort of way. No big names (at least not on this side of the ocean) but good performances in what’s essentially a two person play with a few peripheral characters. There are a few moments of mordant humor, but it’s a pretty grim affair.
Steve Mouzakis and Leon Cain are our players, two faces you’ll probably recognize only if you’re up on TV shows and small movies on the international circuit. I don’t mind small movies with unknown casts; at least you don’t get the “Hey! George Clooney!” effect where you’re jolted out of the movie by big star recognition.
More philosophical examination than thriller, “The Suicide Theory” is way better than I’d expected going in. Not just another routine hired killer outing, it’s kind of deep, or trying to be. Regarded as either a clever puzzle picture where the pieces come together in the last reel, or as a brooding meditation on how one bad act leads inevitably to another, it’s diverting. I liked it.