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Illuminati, a regular contributor to Penthouse and Details, delivers a pocket-sized sequel to A******ology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with it. Think of it as a "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" instruction manual that can help you hang with the Wolf Pack.
In case you confuse the difference, Illuminati provides regular tips called "Don't be a Douche." For example, he writes, "If you're out of college, older than twenty-one, and don't have lacrosse practice, you shouldn't shop at Hollister, Abercrombie, or any other trendy kiddie stores. Only a douche dresses younger than it says on his driver's license."
My wife's magazines - Health,Sunset and Prevention - dominate the reading selection in our bathroom. This book is a perfect antidote. The sequel's smaller size is a handy restroom companion, fitting nicely atop a tank lid or wedged behind a roll of toilet paper. Every fire department and repair shop should stock multiple copies along with hand soap and paper towels.
The book has seven chapters:
1. Dealing with Friends
2. Dealing with Family
3. Working Hard at Hardly Working
4. The Opposite Sex
5. The Daily Grind
6. Fun and Leisure
7. A****** Essentials
It is not necessary to read these chapters sequentially. In fact, if you read them in reverse order you will discover the exact date and time of Illuminati's prediction for the end of the world. C'mon douche, the book doesn't take itself seriously and neither should you.
As Bob Barker used to say, "The price is right." Amazon.com is selling this book at a great price, about the same as a drive-thru value meal. I recommend you pick up A******ology The Cheat Sheet, as a hilarious change of pace from Anthony Robbins' self-help books. On a side note, Bob wasn't listed in the retrospective "The Decade's Biggest A*******."
Yep, you can smell a sequel.
Rating: Five stars. Oh, I could drop this down to three stars but why risk exposure in the next book? (BTW: Amazon wouldn't allow me to use profanity in my review, so I was left with two options, either use `A' + six stars or `Avocado' as a substitute. Attorneys for the California Avocado Commission sent me a mild suggestion to stick with stars. `Nuff said.
The cheat sheet has all the wit and charm and assholiness of the first book and then some.
A great book for the man in your life who needs to grow a pair, or the guy who needs to refine his jerky ways.
Chris's voice is hip, releveant and sure to be around in the humor department for years to come!