Here’s the skinny: I once pet-sat an electric eel and crashed my car into a house, though not on the same day. Before I became a writer, I was reprimanded and/or fired for reading in every job I ever held.
I consider this my greatest accomplishment to date.
Oh, and I write urban fantasy with a lot of vampires, witches, mages, fights, and snark. :-)
Come say "hi" to me at ilanawaters.com!