The poor child that has to endure this mindless, garbled mess of a book. And the parents who actually find this to be a good buy? HOW?!? I’m in awe of the top reviews. The illustration is terrible. There is no flow, rhyme or reason. No matter my inflection, I cannot make *aunt* rhyme with *pants* or a connection between an alphabet race and the refrain, chicka chicka boom boom. Somehow the authors did and some exhausted parents fell for it. That’s the only explanation for the high ratings — weary minds, bleary eyes.