Whelp, before I got these batteries for my mini thermometer, I didn't really know what happiness was, or that in supposed to like my kid and wife. That's all changed now, though. Ever since they arrived and I threw these little bitties into that SOBing mini thermometer, I'm sleeping better, I've stopped bum fighting, and I actually get most of my urine in the toilet when I pee (I sit down now.. WHO KNEW!?!), but that's not even the best part. I've been able to look at myself in the mirror now, and I can say that I am now able to forgive myself for impregnating that dang woman, and how that zygote ended up 30 years later, well, that was her dang fault. How could I have screwed up raising that boy when I wasn't at the house now than 5 days year, and even then I was drunk! These batteries have allowed me to see this truth and forgive myself. Thank you!