Last night, the memory card called out to me: Mario, save our princess, she’s in another castle and we can’t stand being without her anymore. I opened my eyes, and questioned if I really heard this or if my imagination was playing tricks on me. Since I cannot stand to hear mushrooms in distress, I immediately ran to the bathroom and grabbed my plunger. If it’s good enough for Mario, it’s good enough for me.
Then I turned on my switch, and beat the hell out of bowser in smash bros.
Cliff notes: this memory card, while pricier than others, is really cool and a bit nostalgic. But it works!