Cat-Opoly! Come on - which meow hooman slave wouldn't love this? I'm not telling you what all of the pieces and properties are in case you'd like to be surprised, but suffice to say, they're wonderful. And as with any board game, the moment I have it opened up and all of the catnip in neat piles, the cats mysteriously appear and pounce into action as the tokens.
The cats never go to jail, and they pass GO whenever the talon strikes!