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Discontinue your search for hair product
Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2020
When I opened the box I felt what is best described as a disturbance. I chalked it up to excitement, but as I began rubbing the product between my fingers I heard a low rumble. Disheartening, but I pressed on. As I began working this product into my hair the ground under my feet began to shake vigorously, the intensity growing with every stroke. As I pulled my comb back through my hair for the last time, I realized I'd grown a beard and a wild slick mohawk. In that very moment a legion of Viking women smashed through my bathroom wall, 4th floor of a highrise mind you, vying for my affection that they may carry a great warrior to term. Many of them shall.
5 stars bro.