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Customer Review
Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2013
This little gem reminds me of the Kenner's early bird special when Kenner forced all of the fans of Star Wars to cool their heels until they could expand their line of delightful action figures and playsets. Maisto please stop teasing us, I want a home for this little freedom fighting, patriotic, death dealing bugger STAT! nah'm sayin???
What good is this toy without a home? I'm talking ultra cool CIA black site playsets where my little boy and I can "buzz the tower" just like the movie TOP GUN, while heroes interrogate, and torture innocent goatherders that couldn't locate America on the map if they tried.
Also, sign me up for the American FEMA camp playset, where all the bitter clingers, Christians, and pesky Constitutionalists need to go, it could even include NASCAR like sponsorship stickers surrounding it to add even more authenticity (thanks DICK's sporting goods, McDonald's, Microsoft, Goldmann Sach's for steppin'up)!!
You could even play that tear jerking song "I'm proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood everytime an action figure enters the Fema turnstyles to be real patriotic and whatnot! Thanks devil worshipping big government!
What good is this toy without a home? I'm talking ultra cool CIA black site playsets where my little boy and I can "buzz the tower" just like the movie TOP GUN, while heroes interrogate, and torture innocent goatherders that couldn't locate America on the map if they tried.
Also, sign me up for the American FEMA camp playset, where all the bitter clingers, Christians, and pesky Constitutionalists need to go, it could even include NASCAR like sponsorship stickers surrounding it to add even more authenticity (thanks DICK's sporting goods, McDonald's, Microsoft, Goldmann Sach's for steppin'up)!!
You could even play that tear jerking song "I'm proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood everytime an action figure enters the Fema turnstyles to be real patriotic and whatnot! Thanks devil worshipping big government!
